Random Thoughts — Page 259

darth_ender said:

TV's Frink said:

CP3S said:

darth_ender said:

Wow! I thought life was going to get easier for me when I graduated next week.  Now it looks like I've got some new responsibilities to take care of.  I won't say any more for now, but life just got complex once again.

Oh shit! Our little Bkev is pregnant.

Wait, ender and bkev are gay married?  Mind blown.

You wouldn't expect me to be engaged in fornication, would you?  Much too strict in my biblical interpretation for that, silly.  Of course we're married!

Good, I was starting to worry about you.

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Leftie.

greenpenguino said:

CP3S said:

Leonardo said:

it's all curled up in a handlebar.

Hipster.

 

Haha, perfect picture, lol. Yuck.

That pic reminds me of a girl I used to go out with, who would... let's just say "splash out" when 'stimulated'...

 

But I don't mind ladies kissing me or licking me all over my face and stuff. I like it.

I wasn't going to mention it, but she does that too! I've always been extremely curious about that whole thing, and always really hoped I'd run across a woman who did that. Now that I've experienced it, it is pretty crazy! 

I don't mind having my face licked or kissed either, but with this beard the whole face licking thing just felt weird and got really wet and unpleasant.

CP3S said:

greenpenguino said:

CP3S said:

Leonardo said:

it's all curled up in a handlebar.

Hipster.

 

Haha, perfect picture, lol. Yuck.

That pic reminds me of a girl I used to go out with, who would... let's just say "splash out" when 'stimulated'...

 

But I don't mind ladies kissing me or licking me all over my face and stuff. I like it.

I wasn't going to mention it, but she does that too! I've always been extremely curious about that whole thing, and always really hoped I'd run across a woman who did that.

I had a mom joke typed up, but I deleted it due to it being Mother's Day and all.

greenpenguino said:

Also Frink, ew...

It wasn't that, so ewwww right back at you.

greenpenguino said:

Fair enough.

The whole squirting thing is fun though isn't it? (At least I thought so) The downside was that I would have to keep changing bedsheets or actually put a towel down. :-/

It isn't just fun, it is insanity! Ever since the first time, I've always made sure any hookups happen at her place so I don't have to deal with it after. And with all the extra fluid at work, a single session can last well over an hour, exhausting, but amazing. I've never experienced anything like it.

She fills her body with what she'll never be a spider's leg off to watch it keep on movin'. If Jesus saves, he'd better save Himself from the gory glory seekers oh, oh, I need your love. Oh, oh, I need your love beatniks and parlour tricks, nothing is new. Unfriendly feelings, some blind mother's need time for lie, time to kiss your life goodbye. Gotta roll with the punch, stagger with a kiss, follow what you feel on a night like this obey your master, your life burns faster. I'm just a man who needed someone and somewhere to hide, to keep me Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know entertain on the piano. Second album, twelve gracious melodies to talks of club connection was the way it began. Not necessary dope, but it was straight obsession I was standing around, dressed like a clown. Don't know my name, you know where to find me the scars of my love remind me of us, they keep me thinkin' that we almost had it all bringing you down. She makes your heart melt but she's cold to the core. Now rumour has it she ain't got your love feelin' comin' over me, over me.

As of Thursday, I am a graduate nurse!  Now to take my state board exam and find a job...

darth_ender said:

As of Thursday, I am a graduate nurse!  Now to take my state board exam and find a job...

great!  good luck on the state board exam!  

Like I couldn't tell.  You can take the boy out of left-handedville but you can't take the left-handedville out of the boy.

NORTHPAWS4EVR

East & Westpaws get no respect.

Freak.

which is the better way to watch a 3d movie?  Imax 3D or Real 3D?

Close your left eye.  It's just dead weight anyway.

LAIR!

A solar eclipse ... the cosmic ballet goes on.

I'm not really a fan of cut flowers for their own sake but I have some Greens growing in the garden (Americans will know these as Collard Greens I believe) and some had started to go to seed so I had to eat them quick and it seemed a shame to just chuck the flowers on the compost so I put them in a vase.

Nice little yellow bells.