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I find it funny that when I search for Heather Langenkamp pictures on Google Images, among the results I get are unrelated pics that have been posted here on OT.com.

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It's because you're the only one posting pictures of her anymore. :p

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I thought I clicked on Episode 5 on my Plex, but I click Episode 6. I didn't notice for 12 minutes.

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Everytime I listen to the Tears for Fears song "Head over Heels", a B&W scene of a ballet dancer dancing in a big, empty room plays inside my head.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Everytime I listen to the Tears for Fears song "Head over Heels", a B&W scene of a ballet dancer dancing in a big, empty room plays inside my head.

Me too! Wow, that's weird.

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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I had a dream where Danny Devito is my surrogate father. How awesome is this on a scale of one to ten Robert Downy Juniors?
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sean wookie said:

I had a dream where Danny Devito is my surrogate father. How awesome is this on a scale of one to ten Robert Downy Juniors?

Not as awesome as if he were your twin.

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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Mini-guillotines should be made cheaply available for those who want to perform self-circumcisions without having to do it by hand.

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Ask Rabbi Tuckman, he's already got those.

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Human teeth are a bit rubbish.

You only get one replacement set.

They don't heel damage to them and yet they insist on sending out pain signals even when you are stuck in a time or planet without a dentist robot to extract or repair the tooth.

They are only really designed to last the lifetime of a celebrity overdose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

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Just took my bike from the shop. I had not used it in years, and yesterday I decided to bring it to the shop to get it fixed. I had the bright idea of riding back home, since I had come on foot. 2 Kms later and I am panting like an old Saint Bernard. Still better than trying to fit the bike in my mom's Fiat 500.

Still, am I pooped. Lazy fat bastard...

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Sorry, SilverWook, didn't work on me. I'll never understand why people find clowns scary.
It's just a man with makeup! What, are you going to scream your head off when you see a transvestite?

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History is littered with evil clowns both real and fictional.

As for transvestites, so long as they look like Tim Curry, I'm good. ;)

originaltrilogy.com Moderator

Where were you in '77?

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Tim Curry+ clown makeup= bad

Tim Curry+ fishnet stockings=good

 

I'll keep that in mind.

 

Just out of curiosity, real evil clowns? I'd like to see a list, Wikipedia lists only the fictional ones. Sounds like most sufferers of coulrophobia just saw "It" when they were really young. I've seen a couple of scenes and I find it unintentionally hilarious.

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Leonardo said:

Just took my bike from the shop. I had not used it in years, and yesterday I decided to bring it to the shop to get it fixed. I had the bright idea of riding back home, since I had come on foot. 2 Kms later and I am panting like an old Saint Bernard. Still better than trying to fit the bike in my mom's Fiat 500.

Still, am I pooped. Lazy fat bastard...

GET IN MY BELLY!!!

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Here is a list of films that I, personally, will create when/if I become a big-name director some day.


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Are You Afraid of the Dark?

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Basically, this will be to the old horror series Are You Afraid of the Dark? what Twilight Zone: The Movie was to the Twilight Zone - remade episodes placed together in one film, with the odd new story thrown in to spice things up.

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The Babysitter Trilogy

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Adaptations of the first three books in The Babysitter series by R. L. Stine.

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Backwoods

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While on a road trip, Drianna Lockhardt and her three friends accidentally pass through a rip in the fabric of spacetime and find themselves taking a detour into the Backwoods, a labyrinthine universe of empty roads and impenetrable forests inhabited by murderous chainsaw-weilding werewolves.

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Black Fire

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An adaptation of the novel of the same name written by James Kidman.

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Blue Harvest

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Several thousand years ago, the last remnant of a prehuman species was exterminated by pre-Clovian human invaders from the Old World under the light of a blue moon. For every thousand years since that event, the spirits of those creatures rise up from their unholy resting places far beneath the earth to claim all the human souls they find living on their ancient home ground.

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The Cathedral

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After the altar in an old cathedral is damaged during a maintenance job, a dark spirit trapped within the building's stone walls awakens and begins to haunt the dreams of the parishioners, driving them to insanity and paving the way for the coming of the alien Elder Gods.

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Dark Whispers

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Reluctant medium Meredith Hornton moves into her aunt's old home following a bitter divorce, where she discovers that the old decaying mansion across the street is haunted by the ghosts of an evil cult that committed mass suicide back in the 40's.

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Genesis

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A literal, word-for-word adaptation of the Book of Genesis (with all the pre-scientific cosmology, discrepancies, inaccuracies, and R-rated material kept fully intact).

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The Gospel

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An adaptation of all four canonical Gospels woven together into one complete narrative.

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A Nightmare on 34th Street

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When incorrigibly rotten kids get placed on Santa's Bad List, his evil twin brother rides on his zombie reindeer-driven snowmobile to collect them and bring them back with him to the South Pole, where they are genetically modified into elves and placed into slave labour serving the Claus family.

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Poltergeist: The Other Generation

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A sequel to the original Poltergeist which completely ignores Poltergeist 2 & 3. Carol Anne, now a full-grown married woman with kids of her own, moves into an old Victorian mansion haunted by the ghosts of a former owner's murdered victims.

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Revelation

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A literal, word-for-word adaptation of the Book of Revelation.

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The Stargate Trilogy

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A remake of the original Stargate film along with two sequels inspired by the tie-in novels Stargate: Rebellion, Stargate: Retaliation, and Stargate: Retribution by Bill McCay.

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The Wrath

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In the spring of 1992 - two years following the brutal, near-fatal beating of seventeen-year-old Jeremy Spokane by a gang of masked hoodlums - nineteen-year-old Julissa Hendricks finds herself - and a number of people closely connected to her - targeted by this very same gang for death.

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Julissa is a real name, in case you were wondering (I knew a girl by that name once, actually).

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There are too many Darths on the forum.

A picture is worth a thousand words. Post 102 is worth more.

I’m late to the party, but I think this is the best song. Enjoy!

—Teams Jetrell Fo 1, Jetrell Fo 2, and Jetrell Fo 3

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What with Gary Glitter, Jonathan King, Jimmy Saville and now Stuart Hall all confirmed child molesters my childhood is being swallowed bit by bit.

It's difficult enough to get hold of episodes of The Goodies but seeing a jolly reference to a kiddie fiddler takes some of the fun away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6Dp2OfIT_M

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The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home
Tis summer the people are gay
The corn top's ripe and meadow's in bloom
While the birds make music all the day
The young folks roll on the little cabin floor
All merry, all happy and bright
By 'n by hard times come a-knocking at the door
Then my old Kentucky home good night

Weep no more, my lady
Oh, weep more today
Will sing one song for the old Kentucky home
For the old Kentucky home far away