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Congratulations. You have just discovered the secret message. Please send your answer to Old Pink, care of the Funny Farm, Chalfont.
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Warbler said:

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I hate mice.   They've invaded our home.  We've killed 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 so far. 

fixed.

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Warbler said:

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I hate mice.   They've invaded our home.  We've killed 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 so far. 

fixed.

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did you eat it?

<span style=“font-weight: bold;”>The Most Handsomest Guy on OT.com</span>

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I one the mice, I two the mice, I three the mice...

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greenpenguino said:

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I hate mice.   They've invaded our home.  We've killed 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 so far. 

fixed.

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did you eat it?

of course not.

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Warbler said:



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I hate mice.   They've invaded our home.  We've killed <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">3</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">4</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">5</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">6</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">7</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">8</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">9</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">10</span> 11 so far. 

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did you eat it?


of course not.
Did you grill it up and send it to Obama?

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I'll assume that your *sigh* indicates that you wish you had done so.

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TV's Frink said:

 

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I hate mice.   They've invaded our home.  We've killed 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 so far. 

fixed.


fixed.


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fixed.


fixed. 


fixed.


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did you eat it?


of course not.
Did you grill it up and send it to Obama?

 

I regret nothing!

The Rise of Failures

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TV's Frink said:

I'll assume that your *sigh* indicates that you wish you had done so.

no,  I do not wish I had sent the mouse to Obama.  

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Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

I'll assume that your *sigh* indicates that you wish you had done so.

no,  I do not wish I had sent the mouse to Obama.  

He would have rescued them from the Cylons.

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Last night, I had a dream that two Australians in an RV picked up two hitchhikers (in Australia, of course). After they got onboard and had driven awhile, the hitchhikers transformed into gross decayed corpse-like ghouls. I remember the dream clearly enough to remember that the movie had a very '70s-to-'80s film appearance to it.

Oh, and one of the characters - the guy driving the RV - was a young Sam Neill. I think my subconscious was trying to channel the film Possession.

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Too bad Snoop Dogg sucks. I mean, yeah, when compared to most other rappers, he's above average, but that doesn't make him actually good.

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Yes!  After over a year, Victoria's Secret finally let me record the telephone greeting.  So now dozens, if not hundreds, of people will get to hear my sexy voice coerce them into buying our new bra!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:


Yes!  After over a year, Victoria's Secret finally let me record the telephone greeting.  So now dozens, if not hundreds, of people will get to hear my sexy voice coerce them into buying our new bra!
Now you'll have to give out the number so we can hear the pitch!

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GORMALLY REQUESTS THAT LITTLE ANI KINDLY SHUT UP.

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can anyone explain to me how cable box could have a problem with only tv channel?  The picture on my  keeps freezing, but it only seems to do this on one channel(and it happens to be NBC).  

edit: I rebooted the cable box and it seems to be working ok right now.

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Warbler said:

can anyone explain to me how cable box could have a problem with only tv channel?  The picture on my  keeps freezing, but it only seems to do this on one channel(and it happens to be NBC).  

GORMALLY'S POWERS CONTINUE TO GROW.