Random Thoughts — Page 191

I found a whole new section of Facebook where they keep messages from people I don't know (mostly spam). This was the most recent one:

Hey There Drew Stewart with Engineering...

How about working with us again, My name is LaReine R. Roark, I am a Captain and Commander of The Enterprise - NCC Class 1701 Star Fleet Vessel.

I work with Arvin Sloane, he is my one and only real husband and we are recognized by the Vatican as such...

We Work with Captain Jean Luc Picard (Captain Patrick Stewart Picard), Captain and Admiral Kirk and Starfleet Command!

Whatever you need you let us know we don't want to be Planet Bound at any time, we should always be working with Starfleet on The Enterprise and we are Currently Loading With Captain's Order's with the Starfleet Order's for: The Enterprise - NCC1701-G.

And no we never need our people killed nor hurt to get aboard our Ship's and we need all the Good help we can get!

I look forward to hearing from you, I am now awaiting Captain Picard and I've heard that Captain Kirk should be here anytime now to pick me up.

I shouldn't be here at the planet and if I am at a Planet he has to come and get me no matter what! I thank Starfleet for those outstanding order's!

Thank You!
Sincerely,
LaReine R. Roark

I've never seen Greeny in the presence of either KFC, or grape drank. I doubt the claim he is black.

I'm not leaning over my keyboard to shave. How close do you guys sit to yours? There's like 18 inches between my chest and my keyboard.

I was shaving my balls anyway.

TV's Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

I've never seen Greeny in the presence of either KFC, or grape drank. I doubt the claim he is black.

Wow.

Is this supposed to be funny?  Is it not meant to be offensive?

Those without a sense of humour need not apply.

Ziggy Stardust said:

I'm glad greenie seems to have returned.

If you stick around, I'll start a thread for all our awesome arguments.

Bring it on!

You big orange topped poop-y head, you!

Edit: oo! Oo! I just realised what I can do!

doubleKO said:

Hey... I read somewhere that Greeny was back, or is it just a MYTH?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ekX1D76hk&feature=player_detailpage#t=7s

XD

Splinter said:

...Kids.

Then be ready to join NotGooglePlus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHhobvLOXA

I can't wait!

It's like Facebook, but not annoying.

Because the next advancement in social network is NO MORE ADVANCEMENTS IN SOCIAL NETWORKING!

TV's Frink said:

doubleofive said:

It's like Facebook, right down to how annoying it is.

Fixed?

TV's Frink said:

So did you splitscreen with him? ;-)

Ziggy Stardust said:

doubleofive said:
I actually had a video chat with harmy on it this afternoon. He was able to show me one of the YouTube previews of his that I missed, and actually got to SEE my reactions to parts of it. It was super cool.

Does he speak English as well as he writes it?

I'll have to try it out.

What few people know about R4-P17 is that after her decapitation in ROTS, her head landed in Mos Eisley.  A kindly repair shop owner fixed her and put her head onto a new blue body.  She had been working faithfully for the repair shop owner for awhile since then.

Just before the Millenium Falcon blasted off from Mos Eisley, R4 and a newly-repaired Skippy the Jedi Droid fell in love, and were subsequently captured by the Empire.  They were both sent to the Death Star, and were scheduled to be checked for the stolen plans.  However, once the Empire found out that the technical readouts were not in Skippy or R4, they were scheduled to be terminated.  Skippy managed to escape and free R4 as well, but that was not until the Battle of Yavin had begun.  The two droids would've been destroyed with the Death Star, had they not stowed away aboard Tag and Bink's hijacked shuttle.

The two droids, being more competent than Tag and Bink, were able to find the Rebels on Hoth a few months before Tag and Bink arrived at Bespin.  R4 was assigned to repair the Millennium Falcon, though the task was so great that it required her personality to be transferred to a treadwell droid in order to more effectively repair it.  She was re-transferred to her own body after the evacuation.

R4 and Skippy were married right before the Battle of Endor.  During the battle, Skippy was destroyed.  R4 was greatly depressed when that happened, but her spirits brightened when, after the battle, she found that, among the force ghosts standing and watching the celebration was: Sebastian Shaw's Anakin Skywalker!!!  Oh, and Skippy was there, too, but yeah, whatever.  By that point, she already started hanging out with R2-D2...