Random Thoughts — Page 183

Tyrphanax said:

You broke my post pretty hard there, Twister.

Doofenshmirtz: Well, well, well.  Perry the Platypus.  I'll bet you're wondering what my latest Inator does?  Well, back in Gimmelschtump, I made a science-fiction film that won the Druelselstein Film Awards!  Shortly after that, I decided to make a Special Edition of the film.  Oddly enough, everyone hated it.  It crushed me.  I kept making change after change to the DVD and Blu-Ray versions of the film to make it better, but with every change I made, more and more people began hating my Special Edition.  Well, no longer!  Behold, the Erase-The-Original-Inator!!!  With this device, I will erase every single copy, and even the memory of the Original Theatrical version of my movie from the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!!  And I know what you're thinking: Why not just restore the original films that are sitting in that box right there and put them on a current format alongside my Special Edition?  Well, I was considering that, but then you'd have to scan in the film and color-correct it, and then you have to go through all of the effort of mastering it to all of those DVDs and Blu-Ray discs...  You know, it just seemed easier to just erase the Originals from existence.

Perry: (rolls eyes)

The funny thing is, this not only is EXACTLY what George Lucas has done, but it's also what Doofenshmirtz would do.

*silence*

I probably should've asked if there were Phineas and Ferb fans here first.  (slaps face)

I was wandering round the internets and stumbled upon something cool.#

http://www.archive.org/

Check it out. It's got old archived radio shows, films and more!

...Okay, I end up reading a boatload of your posts anyway. I love web archive! It also has previous versions of websites that aren't protected by bot crawlers or whatever... we can see what OT.com was like back in 2004!

TV's Frink said:

greenpenguino said:

I was wandering round the internets and stumbled upon something cool.#

http://www.archive.org/

Check it out. It's got old archived radio shows, films and more!

Nice of you to catch up to 1999 :p

Sorry, I had my mind wiped by...something...I vaguely remember something about star wars.... the colour blue... and the word 'Noooooo'.

I can't seem to remember anything from 1999 onwards. It kinda sucks, but on the bright side, I'm anxiously waiting to see 'The Phantom Menace'. Naturally it'll be as good as the other films, right?

bkev said:

...Okay, I end up reading a boatload of your posts anyway. I love web archive! It also has previous versions of websites that aren't protected by bot crawlers or whatever... we can see what OT.com was like back in 2004!

*Runs to check*

Gosh, golly, gee wiz. The good ol' OT.Com sure has changed over the years...

Ziggy Stardust said:

I accidentally did something, and now everything on this site has been shrunken. I can barely see any text because it's so small.

You probably won't be able to see this, but if you hold ctrl and use the mouse wheel in most browsers, it'll zoom you in and out.

Happen stance, enduring unfaithful happen stance. Created by the waves of fury. Underwhelmed by the force of tire. Going into the exalted spire. Looking out seeing the stair of eagles. I ask myself. Whereupon could the grape be???

"Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: 'Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, the third time it's enemy action.'"

I've seen one review of Timmy to the Rescue done by Hardcore Kid.  In it, he called MGM Money-Grabbing Morons.  Well, if that's the case, then LFL is Lazy Film Loathers. :P

MY SURGERY HAS BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL SEPTEMBER 27th.

ALL THREE CHILDREN ARE ASLEEP IN BED.  

I thought there were more minors on the forums than that...

I'M 37.

It was a bad joke. =/