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Cos it's not FRY DAY

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Are you kidding?  I'm so glad you're making Karen Ferris meme-tastic.  It's the most useful thing she'll ever do!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Karen Farris scoffed:

*eye roll, irritated scoff*

Most useful thing I'll ever do? You OBVIOUSLY don't know me and if you want to comment on Red Squad just remember... You are not a member of this crew and YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT!!

 

And you have to Work for a living?? *scoff* Here in the 24th century we don't need material things or money. Ugh. Primitive person, I'm surprised our species survived the 20th century....

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I guess no one told her she's going to die within the next hour-long programming block.  I almost feel bad for her... almost.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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And, wow. Doing a GIS on "Karen Farris" brings up one from this site as its third result!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Google win.

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Davnes007 said:

On a Thursday? That's hawt.

Fixed.

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TV's Frink said:

Davnes007 said:

On a Thursday? That's hawt.

Fixed.

*higs*

Ignore me why don't ya..

 

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Gaffer Tape said:


So today was my first day on my new job at Victoria's Secret.
I know they hire guys, I've just never seen one work there (my wife used to). Interesting.

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Hmm, just for fun, maybe I should apply for a part time job at Victoria's Secret. I doubt that many guys apply, and if they don't hire me, maybe I could make a fuss about gender based discrimination...

Woooo!!!

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If you get to the interview stage why don't you suggest a discount range called Victorian Values?

You could go far in women's underwear.

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A discount range would kind of defeat the whole purpose of Victoria's Secret in the first place.

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CP3S said:


Hmm, just for fun, maybe I should apply for a part time job at Victoria's Secret. I doubt that many guys apply, and if they don't hire me, maybe I could make a fuss about gender based discrimination...

Woooo!!!
I know they don't hire men bra fitters. So that might put a damper in your dreams.

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CP3S said:


Hmm, just for fun, maybe I should apply for a part time job at Victoria's Secret. I doubt that many guys apply, and if they don't hire me, maybe I could make a fuss about gender based discrimination...

Woooo!!!

Gaffer already complained about that, this isn't his first try at a job with them. THat was what, three years ago?

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I remember, that was my inspiration. But was that really three years ago? I thought it was just a year or so ago?

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I was really three years ago then? Wow.

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Sad to hear of Kathy Kirby joining the choir invisible.

Lovely lady.

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No, that was about a year and a half ago that I interviewed there. And including me, there are at least three men who work at just that store. Heh, and as an aside, I wish my asshole friends and family on facebook were as supportive as you guys. =P

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:

No, that was about a year and a half ago that I interviewed there. And including me, there are at least three men who work at just that store.

Heh, and as an aside, I wish my asshole friends and family on facebook were as supportive as you guys. =P
I want to be friends with Gaff on Facebook. I will support you!

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I want to be friends with Gaffer on facebook too! I know his real name... so I guess I could just look for him.