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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
A LONG TIME AGO IN A NEIGHBORHOOD FAR, FAR AWAY...
BEFORE THERE WAS SUCH A THING AS CALLER I.D. MY LITTLE BROTHER AND I PULLED OFF ONE OF THE GREATEST PRANK CALLS IN NEIGHBORHOOD HISTORY. WE LOOKED UP A NAME AND ADDRESS IN THE PHONE BOOK. WE CALLED THE GUY AND TOLD HIM THAT WE WERE FROM THE LOCAL ELECTRIC COMPANY. WE TOLD HIM THAT ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS HIS ELECTRIC BILL WAS THREE MONTHS PAST DUE. WE THEN THREATENED TO TURN THE PERSON'S POWER OFF IF HE DIDN'T MAKE HIS PAYMENT BY 5:00 PM. THE THING IS THAT IT WAS FIFTEEN MINUTES UNTIL FIVE. HE ARGUED THAT HIS PAYMENTS HAD BEEN SENT IN, BUT WE TOLD HIM THAT IF THE COMPUTER SAYS IT'S NOT THERE THEN WE HAVEN'T RECEIVED IT. WE THEN HUNG UP ON HIM.
NEXT, WE CALLED THE LOCAL ELECTRIC COMPANY AND GAVE THEM THE GUY'S NAME AND ADDRESS. WE ASKED IF WE COULD HAVE "OUR" POWER TURNED OFF BECAUSE WE WERE GOING TO BE GONE FOR THE ENTIRE SUMMER AND DIDN'T WANT TO RISK THE HOUSE BURNING DOWN. HE SAID THAT IT COULD BE DONE AND ASKED US WHEN WE WANTED IT TO BE SHUT OFF. WE TOLD HIM THAT OUR FLIGHT WAS GOING TO LEAVE AT 5:00 PM AND ASKED IF THE ELECTRICITY COULD BE TURNED OFF BY THEN. HE ASSURED US THAT IT WOULD BE DONE. SURE ENOUGH AT 5:00 PM THE GUY'S ELECTRICITY WAS SHUT OFF.
HEHEHE...
I' m surprised as at you Dayv! that was a mean thing to do! you should be ashamed of yourself! you should find the guy admit what you did and say you're sorry! 
