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Some will not like these...nothing personal. I just think they're funny. All of them are taken from an e-newsletter I get called the Federalist Patriot.

"Darth Vader and Imperial Troops to Storm Paris Boulevard" --Agence France-Presse **France to surrender shortly thereafter.

"Stevie Wonder Releases Video for Blind" --Reuters

"Should people be paid according to what they 'need' instead of according to what their work is worth? Should they decide how big a family they want and then put the cost of paying to support that family on somebody else? If their work is not worth enough to pay for what they want, is it up to others to make up the difference, rather than up to them to upgrade their skills in order to earn what they want?" --Thomas Sowell

"If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal." --Emma Goldman
Nemo me impune lacessit

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From Sneakers:

There is a war out there, old friend. A World War. And its not about who's got the most bullets, its about who controls the information. What we see and hear, how we work, what we think. Its all about the Information.

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.
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lets see if you guys can tell what play this is from what act, who it is spoken by and who it is told to.

"we are such things as dreams are made of, and out little life is rounded with a sleep"

DO NOT CHEAT if the first person gets thing i know there is cheating involved. and i mean gets all of it.
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Yeah, but knowing you, it's been butchered to death. Spelling is decent, but the grammar blows chunks so I don't even know if the quote is entirely correct.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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the words are exact, the grammer is eactly like that.


heres a hint its shakespear.
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"Cheating gets it faster."

“You know, when you think about it, the Ewoks probably just crap over the sides of their tree-huts.”

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"During the course of administration, and in order to disturb it, the artillery of the press has been leveled against us, charged with whatsoever its licentiousness could devise or dare. These abuses of an institution so important to freedom and science are deeply to be regretted...." --Thomas Jefferson
Nemo me impune lacessit

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"The doctrine of blind obedience and unqualified submission to any human power, whether civil or ecclesiastical, is the doctrine of despotism, and ought to have no place among Republicans and Christians." --Angelica Grimke
Nemo me impune lacessit

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"try not. do, or do not. there is no try".
-yoda

" I am a jedi like my father before me"-luke skywalker

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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"Marge you are as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
"Marge you are as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."


LOL! Classic...

"Give me some of those porno magazines...couple of panty shields..."
"Homer I don't know what you've got in mind for this evening, but whatever it is count me out!"
Nemo me impune lacessit

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"Everyone's stupid except me". - Homer in "Homer the Heretic"
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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"We know the world is crasy when; the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, and the worlds most power men are a bush and a dick."
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sry i quoted it wrong

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"
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Spike Milligan's epitaph:

"I told you I was ill!"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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"It's like this and like this and this and a..." - Dr Dre and Snoop dogg - "Aint nothin but a G thang"
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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"I drank what? - Socrates

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Originally posted by: Jedikev
"It's like this and like this and this and a..." - Dr Dre and Snoop dogg - "Aint nothin but a G thang"


must not like it very much if you cant even bother to quote it right.

http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/D/Dr.%20Dre/Dr.%20Dre%20-%20Nuthin%20But%20A%20G%20Thang%20lyrics.htm
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It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh


-Darth Simon
Why Anakin really turned to the dark side:
"Anakin, You're father I am" - Yoda
"No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!" - Anakin

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*touchy people disclaimer*
some or all of the above comments are partially exaggerated to convey a point, none of the comments are meant as personal attacks on anyone mentioned or reference in the above post
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- "Who are these guys?"

- "My theme music, every good hero should have some"

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Originally posted by: Darth Simon
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
"It's like this and like this and this and a..." - Dr Dre and Snoop dogg - "Aint nothin but a G thang"


must not like it very much if you cant even bother to quote it right.

http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/D/Dr.%20Dre/Dr.%20Dre%20-%20Nuthin%20But%20A%20G%20Thang%20lyrics.htm
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It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh


-Darth Simon



sighs

well you what i mean anyway
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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Originally posted by: Jedikev

well you what i mean anyway


Huh?
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."