Princess Leia fucked Han Solo — Page 2

Bingowings said:

In Darth Chaltab's defense it isn't possible to procreate that way around.

The F**er is the 'putter in' so presumably if the thread title is accurate (and Leia and Han are all that they appear to be on the surface) Leia must have done the deed with the aid of some kind of dildonic prosthesis.

Han (assuming that the Star Wars universe hasn't some kind of Man-Womb technology) could not get pregnant.

Lots of straight couples enjoy this sort of thing so I'm not surprised but it does explain how Han earned his red stripes.

TV's Frink said:

I can't remember who it was, but I remember a thread where someone claimed that "fucking" only meant oral sex in their country.

That was this thread... and it wasn't country it was town (he is an American)... Chalts was pretty young. I thought it was really funny.

Oh yeah, and TK-949 just won the thread!

It's bizarre to me that the word could be seen in any other way than the manner I described.

If one were to say compare a bad case of the piles to feeling like being "f@c8ed up the arse" that clearly implies the person with the pain has been the metaphorical receptive partner.

But if  you had got the the better of someone, for example, in a strenuous session of split screening, it would be possible to say you had f@c8ed that person up the arse and had in that instance been the active participant in the transaction.

If I kicked the Prince Of Wales, I would have put the boot in.

If I f@c8ed the Prince Of Wales, I would have to get my eyes tested.

Excuse me please I need to vomit...still...the ears would give you something to hang onto...nah!

DuracellEnergizer said:

Now all I can think about is the tons of eye-searing, mind-scarring <i>Star Wars</i>-related porn out there.

Susan Ivanova said :

I'll be in the car.

TK-949 said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Now all I can think about is the tons of eye-searing, mind-scarring Star Wars-related porn out there.

I recommend miravi and shabbyblue...

CP3S said:

TV's Frink said:

I can't remember who it was, but I remember a thread where someone claimed that "fucking" only meant oral sex in their country.

That was this thread... and it wasn't country it was town (he is an American)... Chalts was pretty young. I thought it was really funny.

Oh sure, like I was going to check this thread.

*sigh*

RedFive said:

TK-949 said:
I recommend miravi and shabbyblue...

 

.............my god.

greenpenguino said:

Goddammit!!! Why the hell did I google that! What the hell!!!!!! FRAK!!!

greenpenguino said:

twister111 said:

Bingowings said:

Susan Ivanova said :

I'll be in the car.

 ...WHAT??? I thought she was going to have sex with that ambassador human style... Okay Bingo you have to fill in for her.

Errr.... I don't think Bingo swings that way...

Read her post again...she was talking about the "guy on the left."

twister111 said:

Bingowings said:

Susan Ivanova said :

I'll be in the car.

 ...WHAT??? I thought she was going to have sex with that ambassador human style... Okay Bingo you have to fill in for her.

Guy on the left. Remember we need that paperwork signed!!! You can do it!!!!!

 

 

Ok...cover your ears kids....

Boom. Shubba-lubba-lubba. Boom. Shubba-lubba-lubba. Hey there, hey there, three bags full. You come here often? Yes, I do. Dinner. Shubba-lubba-lubba. Drinks. Shubba-lubba-lubba. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. How do you like it so far?...I slept with you the other night. You didn't call, you didn't write. I think you did it just for spite. Oh... yes... Oh, yes. Oh, yes. OH YES! Tell me about your portfolio. Oh Yes Yes Yes YES! Lie to me about your family. Oh, yes!. Oh, Yes. Oh, YES Yes Yes YES! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH! Oh... Oh... God you're good!

If George has his way Greedo shoots first.