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George Lucas to Release Unaltered Star Wars under Threat from Aliens

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TV's Frink to Stop Visiting ot.com Due to Discovery of an Older Person on the Forum

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Star Wars Really DID Happen in a Galaxy Far, Far Away!

Immortal Alien Tells All

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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PSYCHO_DAYV said:

STAR WARS PREQUELS REALLY MASS HALUCINATION-STAR WARS FANS REJOICE!

Haha!

The blue elephant in the room.

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Found this a while back, but forgot about it when I created the thread.  Then I just remembered it again while trying to concoct something.

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Jar Jar and Yaddle Secret Romantic Rendezvous on Naboo.  Sio Bibble Babbles All!

 

Gosh, if I'd realized these would all be Star Wars related tabloid headlines, I'd have changed the name and placed it in the General Star Wars Discussion forum.

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darth_ender said:

Gosh, if I'd realized these would all be Star Wars related tabloid headlines, I'd have changed the name and placed it in the General Star Wars Discussion forum.

TV's Frink said:

TV's Frink to Stop Visiting ot.com Due to Discovery of an Older Person on the Forum

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TV's Frink said:

darth_ender said:

Gosh, if I'd realized these would all be Star Wars related tabloid headlines, I'd have changed the name and placed it in the General Star Wars Discussion forum.

TV's Frink said:

TV's Frink to Stop Visiting ot.com Due to Discovery of an Older Person on the Forum

Darth_ender Confesses to Being Mistaken, Shocks Millions

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John Carter Sequel Still in Talks

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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bkev said:

John Carter Sequel Still in Talks

John Carter Sequel to be Called Johanna Carter Princess O'Mars.

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Jedi Tray Actually Finishes a Project

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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OT.com Community Unites behind Jedi Temple34 As He Invites All to Pool Party

 

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Generalfrievous Reveals Massive Star Wars Coverup Plot in Sting Operation, Awarded Medal of Honor

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Beatles Reunite through New Cloning Technology!

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Twooffour Revealed to Be Charismatic Cult Leader.  Millions Follow.