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Plot holes in the SW saga — Page 15

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"Can you believe, I invited a couple of girls back to mine one night with my mate, thought I was getting somewhere, which I wasn't(Been there already, she was'nt too impressed the first time).....and they fucking leave and stole my lightsaber..."

Sorry if this sounds cynical, but I don't know if replica lightsabers are the best things to have lying around if you are trying to impress a girl...
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.. That line about parsecs always puzzled me. I'd sit there and think: "Parsecs measure distance, don't they?"

Oh.. nevermind... I'm just rambling again.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
.. That line about parsecs always puzzled me. I'd sit there and think: "Parsecs measure distance, don't they?"

Oh.. nevermind... I'm just rambling again.


But they do.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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"Can you believe, I invited a couple of girls back to mine one night with my mate, thought I was getting somewhere, which I wasn't(Been there already, she was'nt too impressed the first time).....and they fucking leave and stole my lightsaber..."

Sorry if this sounds cynical, but I don't know if replica lightsabers are the best things to have lying around if you are trying to impress a girl...


Most gilrs I know like things to get long and hard when excited!!

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Most gilrs I know like things to get long and hard when excited!!

Just not a lightsaber.
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Most gilrs I know like things to get long and hard when excited!!

Just not a lightsaber.


I just realized, a lightsaber is indeed a phalic symbol...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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"I just realized, a lightsaber is indeed a phalic symbol..."

Of course it is! Haven't you ever seen "Spaceballs"? Then again, maybe the inuendo was too subtle...
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Yes it was PG-13 inuendo, but now I've realized that GL meant the lightsabers to be a symbolic figure representing their penises. Notice how Maul handles two, perhaps he... oh I better not continue this. "stop that, stop that now, silly, too silly."
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Would explain why we don't seem to see many female Jedi...
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*sigh* that's what happens when you mention anything sex-related on a SW message board...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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I dunno. The idea of a woman with a lightsaber is rather sexy. I need only refer to Aayla Secura to prove this point.
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I'm not sure if this has been discussed here before, or if it is a plot hole, but haven't you notice how arabic numbers and ocidental letters are featured in the star wars movies, even tough they are supposed to be speaking in Basic, and have no contact with Earth's history and culture.

BTW, the only sentence written in visible english is in ANH: "POWER - TRACTOR BEAM 12 (SEC. N6)"
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering