[url=https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/petition-free-apples-and-steamed-rye-bread/8DBJH6WX]Official Whitehouse.gov Petition for Free Apples and Steamed Rye Bread[/url]
My goal is to obtain the required 25,000 signatures BEFORE December 15, 2012 in order to have the Whitehouse formally acknowledge it.
Spread the word!
I was expecting like some crazy resolution about secession or UFOs or NDAA or drugs or something.
But it's really just bread and apples.
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Tyrphanax said:
I was expecting like some crazy resolution about secession or UFOs or NDAA or drugs or something.
But it's really just bread and apples.
The way I see it, crazy resolutions are why UFOs are still even a question. If we could just get some high resolution on this issue, it may be settled once and for all.
“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison
I think succeeding the NDAA to UFOs is pretty out there but it's not my plutocracy so sorry.
Still we have come a way from bread and circuses.
You should form your own government.
kamalayka said:
Official Whitehouse.gov Petition for Free Apples and Steamed Rye Bread
My goal is to obtain the required 25,000 signatures BEFORE December 15, 2012 in order to have the Whitehouse formally acknowledge it.
Spread the word!
I think the question burning in my mind is... "Why?"
Why bread and apples?
Is this some reference I'm not getting?
WHOOOOO ARRRREEEE YOOUUUUUUUUUU?!
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TV's Frink said:
You should form your own government.
Who me?
Only if it's a dictatorship and I'm the total population of the state.
I cannot sign this petition on the grounds that its proposed policy discriminates against those who don't like steamed rye bread. I propose instead the formation of a special interest lobbying group that will work towards governmental recognition of "those who don't like steamed rye bread" as a protected minority group.
Good luck getting your bill through Congress after my special interest group has worked its magic, you rye-supremacist.
Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!
kamalayka said:
[url=https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/petition-free-apples-and-steamed-rye-bread/8DBJH6WX]Official Whitehouse.gov Petition for Free Apples and Steamed Rye Bread[/url]
My goal is to obtain the required 25,000 signatures BEFORE December 15, 2012 in order to have the Whitehouse formally acknowledge it.
Spread the word!
*sigh*
All other races of bread are clearly inferior.
Do I have to use the Apples & Bread at the same time?
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
I just want answers now.
Do you think this is a GAME, Kamalayka?!
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If it is a game it's more like the Game Of Eyes than a Game Of Thrones.
Yes lets Splitscreen Twister.
Bingowings said:
Yes lets Splitscreen Twister.
Eww...
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Note to Frink :
Come Return Of The Ridiculous you must have Vader pleased to find out Luke has twister.
lol
In keeping with the Weird Al tradition, I could even use this:
Tyrphanax said:
Bingowings said:Eww...
Yes lets Splitscreen Twister.
http://twister111.tumblr.com
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