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Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa?! Say it ain't so! — Page 2

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there are alot of celebs out there that are much hotter.
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truthfully im tired of all this celebrity shit
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Originally posted by: battlewars
truthfully im tired of all this celebrity shit


Amen, brutha!
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
wow thats a horrible idea, mother teresa must have just rolled over in her grave.
Rolled over nuthin'.
She's spinning like a Niagra Falls generator.

You know, I have to admit this surprised me, but it shouldn't have. After all, if Alan Alda can play a Republican Presidential candidate on the West Wing, what's the stretch for this?

Can you imagine Paris on the set?

Paris: Look at these clothes, I can't wear this??
Director: Why not?
Paris: Well, they're dirty, they're rough and there's no place for me to put (Paris turns to her dog) my cute little Tinkerbell! I don't even see a designer label. Who made these?
Director: Those clothes were woven by those women over there.
Later...
Director: Ok, I want you to pick up one of the childr...
Paris: I have to what!?!
Director: What's wrong now?
Paris: No one said I had to touch some dirty little kids.
Director: Don't you know who Mother Teresa was? She cared for the poor and sick all her life. Dirt never hurt her. She was commited to lifestyle without many of the amenities of...
Paris: The what?
Director: Amenities. The good things of life? Luxuries?
Paris: What are you saying? No cellular sidekicks? No penthouse suites?
Director: No electronics. Minimal foods. Sometimes she'd get clean drinking water.
Paris: Well, at least the guys around here look good...
Director: Oh, no men either. She always put the needs of others before her own needs.
Paris: Alright, I'm outta here.
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I think its sad that she is even considered for this role, as the role and subject of Mother Teresa should be given to a more serious and respectful actress than Paris Hilton who IMO cant act to save her life and has questionable morals and the subject should be treated with more respect.
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
Why does the idea for this movie remind me of Weird Al Yankovik's "Ghandi II"?


"Gimme a steak, medium rare!"



Which in turn reminds me of his 'Conan the Librarian'...

(in Arnie accent) "Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System??!?!?" *slash*

http://www.role-play.net/images/conan.jpg

UHF is a brilliant cult classic. Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a plague on humanity. Her very existence is a crime against the human race.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg