Paris Hilton to play Mother Teresa?! Say it ain't so!

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Date: 16-Feb-2006, 2:10 PM

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 16-Feb-2006 2:10 PM
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From IMDB http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-02-16/#3 -

Socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly been asked to play celebrated humanitarian Mother Teresa in a movie biopic. Indian director T. Rajeevnath has contacted the hotel heiress about taking the lead role in his new film, which will chronicle the late nun's life. He tells MTV.co.uk, "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton. Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analyzed thoroughly before she is chosen."
This has gotta be a joke. A sick, sick joke .

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Author: greencapt
Time: 16-Feb-2006 2:23 PM
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Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 16-Feb-2006 2:24 PM
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Oh. Dear. Lord.

WHAT ARE THESE HACK-JOB'S THINKING!?!?!?!?!?!

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 16-Feb-2006 2:27 PM
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Oh. Dear. Lord.

WHAT ARE THESE HACK-JOB'S THINKING!?!?!?!?!?!

That's what I want to know.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: greencapt
Time: 16-Feb-2006 3:07 PM
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On a similar note, did anybody ever download that sex tape Mother Teresa made when she was in her 20s? Actually I think it was a series of Deguerrotypes rather than a video...

(gotta love obscure humor)

Author: JediSage
Time: 16-Feb-2006 3:11 PM
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Originally posted by: greencapt
On a similar note, did anybody ever download that sex tape Mother Teresa made when she was in her 20s? Actually I think it was a series of Deguerrotypes rather than a video...

(gotta love obscure humor)

ROTFLMAO!!!!

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Author: greencapt
Time: 16-Feb-2006 3:18 PM
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Methinks you doth flatter too much...

Now KEEP saying it or the bunny gets it!

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Author: Bossk
Time: 16-Feb-2006 3:20 PM
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What's that song by that little band from Georgia... ummm... what do they call themselves... R.E.M. or something... and the song... it's something like... ummm... The End of the World As We Know It... yeah, I think that's it.

I read that snippet, too. I can't imagine that Paris' agent and manager would want her to do something like this. That's professional suicide. I know what's his name played Jesus Christ, but at least he didn't have a public persona as a skank, ho, floozy, drunk, bitch, etc., etc., ad infinitum. This movie, if made, would receive such horrible press that it would flop before it's even released. Seriously.

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Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 16-Feb-2006 3:24 PM
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Maybe it's just a bit part... like... a flashback to..

Aw, heck, what am I saying. It could last five seconds and would still be a Travesty.

Author: JediSage
Time: 16-Feb-2006 3:39 PM
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Methinks you doth flatter too much...

Now KEEP saying it or the bunny gets it!

LOL!

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Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 16-Feb-2006 4:05 PM
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It's a moment like this where I feel very, very happy that Mother Teresa is already dead. I wouldn't want her to ever know about this.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 16-Feb-2006 4:11 PM
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Seconded. She's probably spinning so fast in her grave that he coffin has disintegrated.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 16-Feb-2006 4:19 PM
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The most paris hilton her gave us was her sex video.

Author: TheSessler
Time: 16-Feb-2006 5:02 PM
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And even that wasn't that good in the first place.

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 16-Feb-2006 7:35 PM
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
The most paris hilton her gave us was her sex video.

Yeah, and I'm sure that contribution to society will go down in the history books right next to the invention of the A-bomb and the Gettysburg Address...

I'm extremely against censorship and cover up, but this is one person I wouldn't mind seeing erased from historical records completely.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 16-Feb-2006 7:57 PM
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I once was forrbidded to talk about her in a friends house by his sister .But his sister is a bitch.

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 16-Feb-2006 9:10 PM
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This has GOT to be a joke. No one, I mean NO ONE, could possibly want the likes of that whore Paris Hilton to play someone like Mother Teresa. If this report is real, I pity the fool who chose her.

Pathetic.

Author: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Time: 16-Feb-2006 9:11 PM
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape

Originally posted by: sean wookie
The most paris hilton her gave us was her sex video.

We should send Arnold Schwarzenegger back to 1980 whatever year it was Paris was born and have him assassinate her upon birth, or maybe assassinate her mother before she can give birth to her. Or maybe just rough up Mama Hilton enough that she loses the pregnancy.

Seriously, Paris is like the female version of Patrick Bateman... before long we're going to find out she's been murdering people and storing their bodies in run down hotels.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

Author: sean wookie
Time: 16-Feb-2006 11:20 PM
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones

Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape

Originally posted by: sean wookie
The most paris hilton her gave us was her sex video.

Why not the hilton hotels?

Author: MeBeJedi
Time: 17-Feb-2006 1:15 AM
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Why does the idea for this movie remind me of Weird Al Yankovik's "Ghandi II"?

MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.

MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.

JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.

Author: greencapt
Time: 17-Feb-2006 1:50 AM
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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
Why does the idea for this movie remind me of Weird Al Yankovik's "Ghandi II"?

"Gimme a steak, medium rare!"

Which in turn reminds me of his 'Conan the Librarian'...

(in Arnie accent) "Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System??!?!?" *slash*

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Author: Shimraa
Time: 17-Feb-2006 2:04 AM
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wow thats a horrible idea, mother teresa must have just rolled over in her grave.

Author: Adamwankenobi
Time: 17-Feb-2006 2:09 AM
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Hopefully, Paris Hilton will be struck down for this outrage the minute she walks on set.

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 17-Feb-2006 2:11 AM
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not the biggest fan of Paris, but i must admit, that girl sure knows how to get attention. if anyone is an attention whore, she wins as the definition in a dictionary. in fact she is the definintion of both words! still, she may be a blonde, but she knows how to get noticed.
i do like most of her clothes, that is the classy-sexy ones, not the skank outfits. and her shoe collection is to DIE for.

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Author: Shimraa
Time: 17-Feb-2006 3:06 AM
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you knwo she isnt that good looking either shes really slender, but she doesnt have any ass and her chest is flat.