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I wish they'd just keep her in jail this time. If she somehow manages to weasel out again, it's going to become a media frenzy, and you won't be able to flip through any "news" channels without seeing all kinds of Paris Hilton footage, just like a few days ago. The best part about her being in jail is that there shouldn't be any "news" about her at all. Good Lord, how do they even consider this news? Girl goes to jail for violating probation. Big deal. Make some blurb about it and let her die.

Plus, I have to wonder. How does she have fans? What exactly does she do that attracts fans? Who likes her? I have yet to ever talk to anybody who does considers her nothing more than a joke.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Anybody that watches "The Simple Life" likes her. I guess they like to see how a rich girl copes with life in rural America. I personally can't stand her. I try to change the channel everytime I see her face on the TV (unless she's being shown on The Soup, in which case I turn up the volume )
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Actually, it's funny you should mention that because my girlfriend and I were talking about The Simple Life a couple of days ago. We agreed that the concept of a rich girl stepping into normal life was a good idea in theory, but that the FX show 30 Days actually pulls off the walking in somebody else's shoes scenario with much more dignity and entertainment than The Simple Life, which is just two stupid girls acting retarded and played up for laughs... to the lowest common denominator.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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She's fugly to me. Looks like an anorexic rat.
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Thank you Sheriff Bacca. Because of the perception of your actions, which you should've seen coming, there's now a million dollar lawsuit being filed against the city of LA and Al Sharpton has come out of the woodwork. Thank you you stupid moron!
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Originally posted by: Tatooine_Ghost
she is the dumbest person I have ever known.

You know her?

I love everybody. Lets all smoke some reefer and chill. Hug and kisses for everybody.

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My MP3's folders on my computer have pictures representing them. My 'Simple Minds' folder has a pic of Paris on it.
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Is she naked in the picture?

"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself.  It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005

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Buh--

How did that happen? And people wonder why Bill O'Reilly is a more trusted source of news than ABC.

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I think that's a fake news website.

Oh, good Lord, I'm commenting on news involving Paris Hilton. Even though I think it's fake news I still feel dirty.

"Now all Lucas has to do is make a cgi version of himself.  It will be better than the original and fit his original vision." - skyjedi2005

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Originally posted by: theredbaron
She'll probably get raped in there...

I'll be satisfied if she just gets RAPPED in there.
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