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Pants Game: The Star Wars Edition

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This is a fun game I've been participating in on the 24 message board. What you do is you take a quote from a movie or show, take out one of the words and replace it with the word "pants." The results can be hilarious. Here are some for Star Wars.

Vader: I find your lack of pants disturbing (a friend came up with that)
Obiwan: Your fathers pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi knight.
Leia: I smelled your foul pants when I was brought on board.
Yoda: Your pants, you will not need them.
Yoda: Judge me by my pants do you?

Rebel Officer: Your pants will freeze before you reach the 3rd marker.
Han: Then I'll see you in hell!

Luke: Nevertheless, I am taking Captain Solo and his pants. You can either profit from this or be destroyed.

Luke: But I wanted to go to the Toshi station to pick up some pants!

Obiwan: The pants will be with you, always.

Leia: Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
Luke: Huh? Oh the pants! I'm Luke Skywalker I'm here to rescue you.

Obiwan: YOu don't need to see his pants.
Stormtrooper: we don't need to see his pants.
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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Wow, haven't seen you around in a while! Where you been?

Han: Tell Jabba that I've got his pants!

EDIT: Greedo: Jabba's through with you! He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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LOL on the last one

Yeah, I haven't been here in a while, because I've been spending most of my Internet time on 24 message boards. I missed this place though.
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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Funny how half the google hits for "you are unwise to lower your" show "pants" as the next word.

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Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.

Mon Mothma: Many Bothans died to bring us this pants.

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Obi-Wan: Your pants can decieve you, don't trust them.

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May the PANTS be with you.

Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.

Send a scanning crew on board, I want every part of the pants checked.

A tremor in the pants.

Clear bay 3207, we are opening the magnetic pants.

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Those are all so funny! How about....

Jar Jar: Da sun dosa murda to mesa pantsa!

Anakin: I am haunted by the pants you shouldn't have given me.

Han: Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side.

Obiwan: We'll give you $10,000 now and pants when we reach Alderaan.

Obiwan: I've felt a great disturbance in the pants.

Emperor: It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the pants generator!


George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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Guy: We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Shall I have your pants standing by?

Yoda: Through the pants, things you will see.

Ben: There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who pantsed me.

Leia: This bucket of pants is never going to get us past this blockade.

Luke: I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!

Luke: I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.

I think the last two would be suitable if Luke was a character in a porn. ^_^

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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LOL.

some more

Emperor: I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your pants arrive

Han: And I thought pants smelled bad, on the outside!

Han: When he comes back, I won't get in your pants
Leia: Oh, it's not like that at all. He's my brother.

Lando: You have a lot of guts coming here, after pants you pulled.

C3PO: I am fluent in over 6 million forms of pants.

Han: That's cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their pants when they lose. Wookies are known to do that.

Vader: Pants do not concern me admiral, I want that ship and not excuses.


George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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Han: The pants were a really wonderful idea! What incredible smell you discovered.
3PO: Nice to see familiar pants.
Owen: You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
3PO: These astropants are getting quite out of hand.
Vader: The pants are now complete.
Luke: I feel the pants!
Zev: Echo Base, I found pants. Repeat, I found pants.

Wedge: Look at the size of that thing!
Red Leader: Cut the pants, Red 2.

Luke: I lost pants!
Obi-Wan: You'd have been killed, too, and the pants would now be in the hands of the Empire.
Obi-Wan: Use the pants, Luke. Let go, Luke.
Vader: The pants are strong in this one.
Han: Well, look at you. Pants, huh?
Han: You look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark.
Lando: Princess, we'll find pants. I promise.
Luke: Chewie, waiting for your pants.

Luke: 3PO, hand me those pants, will you? Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you.
Chewie: ROARR!
Luke: Ok, Han, you, you put those on.
Han: Don't worry, Chewie. I think I know what he has in mind.

Luke: Lock the door.
Han: And hope they don't have pants.

And in the time of greatest despair, there shall come a savior, and he shall be known as the Son of the Suns.

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Luke: PANTS! (originally "Leia!")

Imperial: This is ST 321 code clearance PANTS.

Han: When he comes back PANTS won't get in the way. (my favourite)

Han: Well, why don't you use your divine PANTS and get us out of this?

Threepio: Artoo does admit that his PANTS are far too weak to abandon all hope.

Yoda: PANTS not make one great!

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Fett: What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.
Vader: The Empire will pants you if he dies.

 

Time is running out for the Rebels. Antilles upcourt to Skywalker. He’s being paced by Darth Va— the bone-jarring pick by Solo! He came out of nowhere! Skywalker’s open from way outside, he launches at the buzzer... Good! It’s good! The Rebels win on a sensational buzzer beater by Luke Skywalker! Let’s take another look at that last shot. He just does get it off in time. Wow, what a shot. That’s why they call him Luke Legend.

 

That may be the most exciting battle I have ever been privileged to broadcast. Certainly the most dramatic finish. We’ll get you an update on the Artoo Detoo injury situation in just a moment. Right now let’s go courtside where SuperShadow is waiting with Chewbacca.

 

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Not a single entry from the PT so far? Here are a few:

Guy in bar: You wanna buy some pants?
Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me pants.
Guy: I don't want to sell you pants.

Obi-Wan, to the cloners: Your pants are very impressive. You must be very proud.

Jango, to Obi-Wan: Always a pleasure to pants a Jedi.

Owen: Where are you going?
Anakin: To find my pants.

Episode III - Pants of the Sith

Anakin: Artoo will be along in a few moments and then... See? No pants!

Dooku, to Anakin: You have pants. But you don't use them.

Palpatine to Anakin, who has Dooku in a defenseless position: Pants him now.
Anakin: I shouldn't.
Palpatine: Do it.


And some more from the OT:

C-3PO: I don't think he likes pants at all. No, I don't like pants either.

Yoda: I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

Yoda: Your pants. You will not need them.

Lando: Having trouble with your pants?
Han: No, no problem. Why?

C-3PO, going Irish: I never knew I had it in me pants.

 

Time is running out for the Rebels. Antilles upcourt to Skywalker. He’s being paced by Darth Va— the bone-jarring pick by Solo! He came out of nowhere! Skywalker’s open from way outside, he launches at the buzzer... Good! It’s good! The Rebels win on a sensational buzzer beater by Luke Skywalker! Let’s take another look at that last shot. He just does get it off in time. Wow, what a shot. That’s why they call him Luke Legend.

 

That may be the most exciting battle I have ever been privileged to broadcast. Certainly the most dramatic finish. We’ll get you an update on the Artoo Detoo injury situation in just a moment. Right now let’s go courtside where SuperShadow is waiting with Chewbacca.

 

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Originally posted by: canofhumdingers
Yoda: I cannot train him; the boy has no PANTS


LOL!





George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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Count Dooku: Gentlemen, your Pants, please. We don't want to make a mess in front of the chancellor

Han: Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavly guarded than this.
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"A Jedi must have the deepest pants." Yoda

"Pants hunters, we don't need that scum." Admiral Piett.

"Will somebody get these big walking pants out of my way?" Leia

"General Veers, prepare your pants!" Vader

"Good. I can feel your pants." Emperor.

"My pants have doubled since the last time," Anakin.

"Anakin, you're breaking my pants!" Padme.

"Our position's correct, but no pants." Han
"Destroyed, by the Empire." Obiwan
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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HAN: Looks like somebody's beginning to take an interest in your pants.


BARTENDER: Your pants. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want
them here.

Evazan: He doesn't like pants.
LUKE: I'm sorry.
Evazan: I don't like pants either

HAN: It's the ship that made the pants run in less than twelve
parsecs!

BEN: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial pants.

GREEDO: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants.
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Originally posted by: Number20
Han: Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavly guarded than this.


Best one yet.

 

Time is running out for the Rebels. Antilles upcourt to Skywalker. He’s being paced by Darth Va— the bone-jarring pick by Solo! He came out of nowhere! Skywalker’s open from way outside, he launches at the buzzer... Good! It’s good! The Rebels win on a sensational buzzer beater by Luke Skywalker! Let’s take another look at that last shot. He just does get it off in time. Wow, what a shot. That’s why they call him Luke Legend.

 

That may be the most exciting battle I have ever been privileged to broadcast. Certainly the most dramatic finish. We’ll get you an update on the Artoo Detoo injury situation in just a moment. Right now let’s go courtside where SuperShadow is waiting with Chewbacca.

 

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Vader: His pants.
Emperor: Ah, yes. A Jedi's weapon. Much like your father's.

Luke: If you were to rescue her, the reward would be...
Han: How much?
Luke: Well more pants than you can imagine
Han: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit.

Leia: But these are my pants. Threepio, tell them they must be set free.

Luke (to Leia on Endor): I've felt his pants.

Yoda: Aw, cannot get your pants out!

George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the pants.

 

Time is running out for the Rebels. Antilles upcourt to Skywalker. He’s being paced by Darth Va— the bone-jarring pick by Solo! He came out of nowhere! Skywalker’s open from way outside, he launches at the buzzer... Good! It’s good! The Rebels win on a sensational buzzer beater by Luke Skywalker! Let’s take another look at that last shot. He just does get it off in time. Wow, what a shot. That’s why they call him Luke Legend.

 

That may be the most exciting battle I have ever been privileged to broadcast. Certainly the most dramatic finish. We’ll get you an update on the Artoo Detoo injury situation in just a moment. Right now let’s go courtside where SuperShadow is waiting with Chewbacca.

 

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The Pants People are easily startled, but they'll soon be back. And in greater numbers.

or

The Sand People are easily startled, but they'll soon be back. And in greater pants.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

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THREEPIO: Don't try to blame me. I didn't ask you to turn on the thermal heater. I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess's pants. But it's supposed to be freezing. How are we going to dry out all her clothes? I really don't know.

LEIA: Send all troops in sector twelve to the south slope to protect the pants.

VADER: Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear... now release your pants.

JERJERROD: Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your pants.