TV's Frink said:
Natalie Portman hot? Honestly, seeing her in "The Professional" or this new movie with Ashton Kutcher, AFTER seeing the prequels, makes one jump out in sheer surprise at just how hot she is. If you get he drift.
I've read this four times and I can't figure out if you think she's hot or not. If you think not, then you are insane. But if you DO think she's hot, and you're using "The Professional" as an example, well...
Either way this doesn't make much sense.
Well, hey, I'm not old enough to be counted as a perv for that, and the last time I watched that movie, I was around 16. So there.
Plus, she does play a kind of lolita in that movie (even though I've always thought that "subplot" was completely unnecessary - gotta love Reno spitting his coffee, though, so maybe it was worth the trouble?):
If anyone's pervy, it's her (and every creep involved in the production) :D
Not sure what's so hard to understand about my post. I don't find her hot in the prequels, it's this simple. All she manages to be there is looking "pretty", even when she's wearing that SM outfit at the fireside. Why? Well, maybe it's the underacting and downplayed personality?
The only time she ought to be hot in the whole series is when she winks-winks eyebrows-eyebrows at her new decoy and says "well, then my Jedi protector will have to show what he's got", or something like that, and Anakin is giving her that creepy sex look from behind again. Except that scene makes me cringe so hard, that... no. No, not hot at all.
At any rate, I find the Insurrection extra hotter than that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmUzoIENIXc#t=281
I also don't find that "Friday" chick hot, btw. Why? Well, I'm not sure, but from what it appears, my brain needs way too much blood to process this much cheese and stupidity... and neither does my brain have an easy time to process the sound of Nat reading her lines in the prequels.