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POPE FRANCIS IS JESUS CHRIST — Page 3

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Why don't you pray for yourself, you self-righteous twit? The god you've created within your own head is more likely to answer you that way.

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My God, sir, does not live inside my head, but inside my heart and the hearts of all True Christians on God's green Earth everywhere. I truly hope you come to see that and accept the living Christian God into your heart in this lifetime, D.E., because it'll be too late in the next.

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I wasn't talking about the Judeo-Christian God, you ignorant carbon-copy, but the tin god you've created out of your own image, out of your own likeness - the image and likeness of conceited, self-righteous, self-centred, holier-than-thou hypocrites.

I don't know if the Abrahamic God - or a close analogue of the Abrahamic God - exists, but I do know for certain that your small-minded god definately doesn't.

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Whatever you say, my poor, lost little sheep. I'm going to leave now, and bask blissfully in the light of Abraham's bosom.

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Someone was talking to himself.

Obviously. :p

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Ah, our infamous friend.  I still write him from time to time on YouTube.  He still asks for his posts to be taken down because he's so embarrassed, but you should see the trolling he does on YouTube!  I still think someone should gather all of his garbage posts and link them all in a single, easy to use thread.

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cain spaans said:

i agree with Trooperman

Tell us more.

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But I need the light of Pope Francis in my life.

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Well, I would agree that you need the light of Jesus in your life, but I certainly don't believe that Pope Francis is the same fellow.

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cain spaans said:

i agree with Trooperman

Wait, so this kid is Sam?  Holy POO.

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Shhhh

IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY

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I feel like this is the threat that blows the whole OT.com conspiracy wide open.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

END OF LINE

(It hasn’t happened yet)

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I'm glad Trooperman is feeling better.

Maybe when he is up to it he could tell us if the other mentions of the body of his OP were spread by him or by someone copying him.

Oddness happens.

I once had a very good friend convinced I was in cahoots with a hypnotist to drive him insane by convincing the press to publish stories about his childhood fear of an asteroid crashing to Earth on the ides of March coming true.

It almost sounded plausible the way he said it.