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G E Predator said:

 As a kid, I also enjoyed Return of the Jedi.  And now that I'm less than four months from turning 28, I still like it.  I know that the rescue scene in Jabba's Palace could have gone better, but it's those moments where not everything goes according to plan and the hero's chances of success become slimmer that can really heighten a moment. 

 

Well, there's only one thing here I will choose to talk about it, and I'm sure most people know what it is.  There was nothing in the Jabba plan that did not go "according to plan."  Everything went exactly as Luke wanted it to.  Remember his confident, "I've taken care of everything?"  All of the stupid captures and seeming failures were all due to Luke's plan, which is why it was such a ridiculously stupid plan.  That is all I wanted to say.  ^_^

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I'm not convinced.  Not in the slightest.  I stick with my beliefs about GL because I too am a creator.  I too have visions, and though they may not be agreeable to some people does not mean that I would have to give in to those peers.  Same thing with GL.

So while I can't force you to appreciate Lucas or his recent works, I will not give in and become a basher and a hater.  I am a SW fan for the enjoyment of the films, for the fun of playing with the action figures and pretending to be the hero or the villain, and for the inspiration to write me own creative masterpieces.

Star Wars is not merely GL's story. It's a classic held in tust for humanity. And GL screwed it up. And yes the reality is that "creators" can be wrong about their work. It sounds to me less like you're "not convinced" and more like you're determined not to be convinced.  If you want to see yourself as a creator as being infallible, that's your business, but don't expect that everybody's going to accept your view that Lucas is.

So while I can't force you to appreciate Lucas or his recent works, I will not give in and become a basher and a hater.  I am a SW fan for the enjoyment of the films, for the fun of playing with the action figures and pretending to be the hero or the villain, and for the inspiration to write me own creative masterpieces.

Oh god, the nonsense about bashing and hating, as if disliking what Lucas has done with Star Wars is some sort of evil practice. You're just parroting the stigmatizing attitude of Lucas-worshipping sheep who've no tolerance for those who don't worship, Lucas-worshippers who use terms like "basher" and "hater" as slurs against the people who disagree with them. Listen well. Lucas screwed up Star Wars. Horribly. Therefore it is natural for people who genuinely care about Star Wars to be upset about that. To, out of love for Star Wars, become what you so charmingly call a basher or a hater. Being a "basher" or a "hater" is a sign of loving Star Wars.

We too are Star Wars fans for enjoyment of the films, so we don't appreciate our enjoyment being fucked up by the films being screwed up and the characters and setting and backstory being detrimentally reinvented. Nor do we appreciate the fact that we may not be able to enjoy those movies in the future because they may not be on future formats and only the fucked up versions will be available.

And how the hell is it giving in to reject the mess Lucas made out of Star Wars? It might be giving in to sign up for the Officially Approved viewpoint about those films, but there's nothing "giving in" about being true to Star Wars and rejecting the horrible false mess that's been made of it.

 

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G E Predator said:

 As a kid, I also enjoyed Return of the Jedi.  And now that I'm less than four months from turning 28, I still like it.  I know that the rescue scene in Jabba's Palace could have gone better, but it's those moments where not everything goes according to plan and the hero's chances of success become slimmer that can really heighten a moment. 

 

Well, there's only one thing here I will choose to talk about it, and I'm sure most people know what it is.  There was nothing in the Jabba plan that did not go "according to plan."  Everything went exactly as Luke wanted it to.  Remember his confident, "I've taken care of everything?"  All of the stupid captures and seeming failures were all due to Luke's plan, which is why it was such a ridiculously stupid plan.  That is all I wanted to say.  ^_^

That's cool ^^

 

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And back in the old days I wanted new Star Wars films like most people. I didn't realize Lucas was going to (as I see it) go out of his way to make them bad movies. In retrospect I realize I should have been happy with just 3, but who knew? After the awfulnes of the SE we should have seen the writing on the wall, but before that?

As for ROTJ bashing, that will never fail to bewilder me. ROTJ is a great movie, the equal of the other two, and it has some of the best stuff in the trilogy.

 

 Some of the best of the trilogy and also some of the worst.  I don't need to go into detail here, but if the SE's were the writing on the wall, RotJ was George walking up to the wall, checking it for writability and considering just what he might put on it.

xhonzi - bravo on that last bit, very well-said.

ROTJ is not bad on the scale of the SEs or the PT, but you can see the beginnings of the infection beginning to fester.  Especially after the bleak, brutal ending of ESB, the way the whole Han/Jabba storyline is wrapped up in a very cartoonish fashion really grates.  Also, you can already see Lucas going back and redoing the bits of ANH that he was unsatisfied with, both with the "faster, more intense" space battle, and the overdone nature of Jabba's palace.  It just gets worse in the SEs and the PT.

VINH - you make a lot of good points in this thread, but I think you give ROTJ a pass it doesn't deserve.  It is, on balance, a decent movie, and it does wrap things up in a relatively satisfying (if too pat) way, but its flaws are major and definitely point the way to some of the major problems with the tone of the prequels.

A couple major issues:

1)  You've never noticed the belches and Tarzan yell? Really?  These are obvious precursors to JJB stepping in poodoo in TPM, and I honestly can't believe you didn't notice the obvious nods to what Lucas believes a 6-year-old will find funny, and his wrong-headed belief that they had any place in a Star Wars movie.

2)  Jabba's palace is not brilliant in any way beyond the design of the aliens and the environment.  It's supposed to feel threatening, but instead comes off as a big cartoon - the aliens (particularly the large ones - Ephant Mon, Hermi Odle) are nicely-designed, but they're totally anonymous in action, and never feel like a threat to the main characters.  Even though Luke's lightsaber mysteriously turns into a baseball bat when asked to slice through organic material, the denizens of Jabba's palace exist primarily so they can laugh cartoonishly and die in the explosion.

3)  The Ewoks - yes, they are more threatening than usually given credit for, but the character design (admittedly limited by the technology of the time) is clearly driven a bit too much by marketing considerations.  There's nothing about their physical appearance that denotes "fierceness" in any way, and again, the cartoonish nature of the combat in the movie undermines any impression of it, regardless.

It's been pretty firmly established that Lucas hated the lack of control he exercised over Kershner on ESB, going so far as to do a radical re-cut of the movie that everybody agreed was a major step backwards.  After ESB established "Star Wars" as a brand, however, and got Lucas out of the Hollywood wars, he did everything he could to control the brand in ROTJ and remove any potentially-objectionable elements that were allowed in the first two movies (more realistic violence, etc) in order to make the movie more palatable to the parents of younger children.

ROTJ may have had some of the successful elements of the earlier movies, but it also continues the "incredible shrinking galaxy" issue that began with "I am your father" in ESB, and cements it with its repeated lack of originality (back to Tatooine, redo the cantina, attack a new Death Star, etc).  More importantly for future developments, the way that Lucas chose to change the tone of the movie pointed to the further changes he would later make in the SEs, and the lamentable direction he would decide to go with the Prequels.  In my ranking of the episodes, it's clearly a poor third to ESB and ANH, but still far, far better than any of the prequels (the very definition of damning with faint praise, I'm afraid).

ROTJ is not bad on the scale of the SEs or the PT, but you can see the beginnings of the infection beginning to fester.  Especially after the bleak, brutal ending of ESB, the way the whole Han/Jabba storyline is wrapped up in a very cartoonish fashion really grates.  Also, you can already see Lucas going back and redoing the bits of ANH that he was unsatisfied with, both with the "faster, more intense" space battle, and the overdone nature of Jabba's palace.  It just gets worse in the SEs and the PT.

I never saw the ending of ESB as that bleak or brutal. I think people make too much of ESB's supposed "darkness" because they think it makes Star wars "clever" to have a "dark" film. You'll note that in ESB no important characters die, while ANH has Kenobi's death and ROTJ has Anakin's and Yoda's. 

I don't find the ROTJ wrapping up of the Han-Jabba story to be particularly cartoonish. There are a few bits of light humor, but you find that in ANH too. There was nothing overdone about Jabba's palace. I fail to see how it's similar to what was bad about the prequels. Nor was there anything wrong about the space battle in the end of ROTJ. Of course it didn't get as much focus as the space battle in ANH, because the attention was split with two other major story threads, the Endor battle and what was going on in the death star, both of which involved more important characters than the space battle.

VINH - you make a lot of good points in this thread, but I think you give ROTJ a pass it doesn't deserve.  It is, on balance, a decent movie, and it does wrap things up in a relatively satisfying (if too pat) way, but its flaws are major and definitely point the way to some of the major problems with the tone of the prequels.

I don't merely give ROTJ a pass. I enthusiastically approve of the film. I think people make too much of its supposed flaws.

1)  You've never noticed the belches and Tarzan yell? Really?  These are obvious precursors to JJB stepping in poodoo in TPM, and I honestly can't believe you didn't notice the obvious nods to what Lucas believes a 6-year-old will find funny, and his wrong-headed belief that they had any place in a Star Wars movie.

If they were so shatteringly important I would have noticed them. I really think you're making a lot out of nothing. If they're so important maybe you or somebody else can tell me what characters do these things when, as I asked before.

Jabba's palace is not brilliant in any way beyond the design of the aliens and the environment.  It's supposed to feel threatening, but instead comes off as a big cartoon - the aliens (particularly the large ones - Ephant Mon, Hermi Odle) are nicely-designed, but they're totally anonymous in action, and never feel like a threat to the main characters.  Even though Luke's lightsaber mysteriously turns into a baseball bat when asked to slice through organic material, the denizens of Jabba's palace exist primarily so they can laugh cartoonishly and die in the explosion.

Jabba's palace was brilliant and the creatures were very much threatening. I don't see how it's a big cartoon. I think people look for faults in ROTJ and end up inventing faults. There's nothing cartoonish about Jabba's creatures laughing. It's rather sinister, actually. I would have preferred if Luke's lightsaber did more graphic damage, but it would have probably run into censorship if it did. 

3)  The Ewoks - yes, they are more threatening than usually given credit for, but the character design (admittedly limited by the technology of the time) is clearly driven a bit too much by marketing considerations.  There's nothing about their physical appearance that denotes "fierceness" in any way, and again, the cartoonish nature of the combat in the movie undermines any impression of it, regardless.

"There's nothing about their physical appearance that denotes "fierceness" in any way"

That is patently false. There are plenty ewoks who have a rather fierce look.

There's also quite a good share of threat in the Endor battle. Yes there are some humorous elements, but on the overall it works as a battle. And you'll notice it doesn't hold back from conspicuously killing off some ewoks. As for nature of the combat somehow undermining the portrayal of the ewoks as fierce, I don't get that at all.

After ESB established "Star Wars" as a brand, however, and got Lucas out of the Hollywood wars, he did everything he could to control the brand in ROTJ and remove any potentially-objectionable elements that were allowed in the first two movies (more realistic violence, etc) in order to make the movie more palatable to the parents of younger children.

Yet there's more death of important characters in ROTJ than in ESB and plenty that feels threatening.

ROTJ may have had some of the successful elements of the earlier movies, but it also continues the "incredible shrinking galaxy" issue that began with "I am your father" in ESB, and cements it with its repeated lack of originality (back to Tatooine, redo the cantina, attack a new Death Star, etc).  

I don't see those elements as shrinking the galaxy the way some elements in the prequels do. I don't think they're the same kind of thing at all.

More importantly for future developments, the way that Lucas chose to change the tone of the movie pointed to the further changes he would later make in the SEs, and the lamentable direction he would decide to go with the Prequels.

The tone of ROTJ is not the slightest bit reminiscent of the PT. It's a movie with much intensity, sincerity and emotional resonance. Unlike the sterile prequels.

I think bashing ROTJ is a tired cliche that probably started because somebody got offended by what they THOUGHT the ewoks were and then started to look for other faults so they could beat over the head the film that had insulted their pride. This resulted in much being made of nothing and a lot of inventing faults that weren't there. ROTJ has its faults but there are ways in which it's superior to the previous films. It's a great film like the other two and I wish people would stop perpetuating the myth that it's the bad one in the trilogy.

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G E Predator said:

Last I recalled, there was only 1 fart joke in the whole saga, and Jar-Jar's antics were short lived.  Both of these were in TPM.  And maybe Anakin wasn't as heroic was we might have depicted, but I do agree that the galaxies greatest villain would have started out as a whiny teenager.  As for his turn to the dark side, I felt it was very tragic.  He sold his soul the devil and ended up loosing everything, all because he want to save his wife from dying.  He starts off being motivated by love and attachment, and evolves into lust for domination.

 

Annie wasn't merely a whiny teenager. He was DEFINED by his whine. His whine infected his every statement and facial expression. Vader would not have been like that.

Anakin's turn wasn't tragic because he was this unlikable pathetic asshole who just became more that way. If Lucas had kept to the original idea and made him a good guy who turned bad then it would have been tragic.

 

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Yeah if only his meddling ruined the live action films only, sadly like a cancer on the whole franchise it also has ruined the EU.

I guess i could except ruined prequels, bad specail editions, ruined EU if George would just release the originals in at least dvd standard form, you know using the full resolution of the format in anamorphic no bad dvnr, remixed from the six tracks in 5.1 like the indy trilogy was, geez if only star wars got the same treatment as that release which was pretty bare bones.

Their games division pretty much shut down permanently and all games are being made by other companies and released through lucasarts, but seeing as there was no quality control for a very long time and they kept putting out tons of games that were basically shovelware, i'm not surprised.  There so called return that was delayed forever force unleashed was the biggest disappointment after they hyped it til you thought it would be they best game ever made. Also unbelievable lack of imagination was shown in all their recent games. 

Knights of the old republic does not count because it was made by bioware, neither do the lego games because they were made by Travelers tales.  Knights of the old republic II was obsidian, and i believe battlefront II was pandemic studios.  The games they made indiana jones and the staff of kings absolute shit, force unleashed mediocre hack and slash game that gets old after playing it for twenty minutes unless you spent 40 bucks on it for the cutcenes and voice acting.  It was an insult to even compare this game to god of war because the gameplay in force unleashed is basically non existent, but it is one of the distinguishing features of god of war.

 

The quality control at Del Rey also went straight out the window as long as they print star wars on a book cover they figure it will sell, and as long as the books are best sellers because of the sheep buying them they won't change anything.

 

Clone wars tv show boring and uninspired, movie was one of the very worst films in 2008 next to Crystal Skull. There is not a thing Lucas can touch that won't turn to shit like the opposite of the midus touch.  The live action tv show will suck, i would be absolutely surprised if red tails does not suck, but at this point i feel as though it would pardon the expression "take an act of god" for anything he does to be good.

What was the last movie he was attached to that was remotely good in any way?  Answer 1989's The Last Crusade,  and i would give most of that credit to Spielberg, composer j. Williams and the screenwriter Jeffrey Boam.

He should just have stayed an executive producer,and should have even given up the story telling role as he can't even do that anymore.  The last good film he directed was 1977 star wars, before that american graffiti and before that thx 1138.  When he retired after '77 he should have stayed retired, it did not hurt empire strikes back and return of the jedi that he did not direct them.  If he had to direct again at all he should have stuck with his plan of shooting episode 1 as a director and handed off II and III to other directors and writers like he did in the 70's and 80's.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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VINH:  Chewie made the Tarzan yell when he swung across a vine to land on top of the AT-ST during the final forest battle.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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VINH:  Chewie made the Tarzan yell when he swung across a vine to land on top of the AT-ST during the final forest battle.

 

Yep long before Lucas had Shia do the Tarzan swing in kotcs with CG monleys he had chewie doing the same thing in return of the jedi.  We know of Lucas love of edgar rice burroughs, but it gets a tad ridiculous when you do it more than once.  Lucas homages are far worse than that in revenge of the sith, he has vader walk like frankenstein and yell noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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VINH:  Chewie made the Tarzan yell when he swung across a vine to land on top of the AT-ST during the final forest battle.

 

Well I don't see why that should bother anyone. He's a wookiee after all. Thanks for the info. :)

Was the belching Jabba belching?

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Gaffer Tape said:

VINH:  Chewie made the Tarzan yell when he swung across a vine to land on top of the AT-ST during the final forest battle.

 

Yep long before Lucas had Shia do the Tarzan swing in kotcs with CG monleys he had chewie doing the same thing in return of the jedi.  We know of Lucas love of edgar rice burroughs, but it gets a tad ridiculous when you do it more than once.  Lucas homages are far worse than that in revenge of the sith, he has vader walk like frankenstein and yell noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!.

The "Noooooooo!" was one of the lamest moments in that incredibly lame film. And it sounded llike a chicken being strangled or something.

 

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VINH:  Chewie made the Tarzan yell when he swung across a vine to land on top of the AT-ST during the final forest battle.

 

Well I don't see why that should bother anyone. He's a wookiee after all. Thanks for the info. :)

Was the belching Jabba belching?

Not exactly sure why "being a wookiee" justifies the Tarzan yell.  Not that it's ever seriously bothered me, but it really is only about a step up from Han Solo drinking a Pepsi.  Too real world.

And, no, the belching was that cutaway shot to the outside of Jabba's palace where the frog-tongued creature eats the smaller creature and belches, which then echoes into the transition to the next scene where Leia sneaks into the palace.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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And the sarlaac belches after Boba Fett falls inside.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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I watched Return about 12 years ago and I don't remember the Tarzan yell or either of the belches. Were those added in the SEs?

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No, they have always been there. Not as obnoxiously as things like this appeared in the PT, but they were there. The Sarlacc burp never really bothered me, it is a made up alien lifeform after all, so I don't feel I have the authority to say a creature like that wouldn't burp, or make a burping sound after swallowing a mass quys. And I found the tarzan yell funny when I was a kid, but now I can see it as another bit of odd humor that made that film the awkward step child of the trilogy. And then there was the scene were the giant frog belches after eating the giant fly... Return of the Jedi, and in turn the entire SE were gradually preparing us for things to come... and we still weren't ready damnit! We could have never been ready! *sobs*! :P

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Yeah, I remember people occasionally would claim that the frog thing belching was an SE addition, but, nope, it's always been there.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Vaderisnothayden said:
Gaffer Tape said:

VINH:  Chewie made the Tarzan yell when he swung across a vine to land on top of the AT-ST during the final forest battle.

 

Well I don't see why that should bother anyone. He's a wookiee after all. Thanks for the info. :)

Was the belching Jabba belching?

Not exactly sure why "being a wookiee" justifies the Tarzan yell.  Not that it's ever seriously bothered me, but it really is only about a step up from Han Solo drinking a Pepsi.  Too real world.

Tarzan was the ape man. Chewie IS an ape man. Tarzan yell fits perfectly reasonably. And it's perfectly possible for a creature to independently choose to yell like that without having seen Tarzan, so I don't see how it's too real world. It never bothered me in the slightest.

And, no, the belching was that cutaway shot to the outside of Jabba's palace where the frog-tongued creature eats the smaller creature and belches, which then echoes into the transition to the next scene where Leia sneaks into the palace.

Never bothered me. So a monster belches. Monsters do that. It's a far cry from fart jokes and stepping in crap.

People getting annoyed with these things strikes me as INCREDIBLE nitpicking.

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Again, it's not that these things are too bothersome in and of themselves.  I was simply listing them as some of the harbingers of doom that Lucas was going to take Star Wars down the dark path which has forever since dominated its legacy.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Well if things had stayed at the level they were at in ROTJ there would have been no problem. There was no justification for taking it beyond that.

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EyeShotFirst said:

I have a love for Star Wars and I have been a fan since way before special editions or prequels and I can't find a single way to save them. My best idea turns them into an un-soggy shit sandwhich. I guess the best thing to do is what many of the older members like anchorhead do and just forget they even exist. To me and to many others the last Star Wars movie was ROTJ. I tried to defend them. But I cannot any longer.

 

Bravo! Join the ranks of those of us who have decided not to care about the PT at all. I am sorry I ever spent time caring about them and wishing they were better when it is so easy to just write them off and ignore them. I used to be sure one day some wonderful edit would come along and make them watchable, but I have long since realized there just isn't anything there to work with. There is a good reason we have never seen a Revenge of the Sith edit from the original two best known names in fan editing, Magnoliafan and The Phantom Editor. Other editors have tried, but there is just no way to fix that film. The PT is really in the state where the only fix is to delete and start over, but since that isn't an option, simply deleting it in your own mind is the best option.

I feel fan edits made a lot of us hold onto the prequels far longer than we should have. They gave us this false sense of hope. Remember when other film series had unfortunately bad sequel made for them? Seemed nobody had a problem just forgetting about them and ignoring them. Had the idea of fan edits not come around, many of us would have done the same with the prequels. With a few edits, The Phantom Menace became watchable and even somewhat enjoyable. We were amazed at this, and feeling sure that Ep 2 would be a better film to start with anyway, things looked pretty bright. Unfortunately, the other two films are a whole lot worse and have severe problems that no amount of editing can fix. Almost feels like ol' George felt so urked by fanedits that he decided to set about making Ep3 100% uneditable, saturating it with so much crap and awfulness that no amount of editing could remove anything like a significant amount of it.

It is easier just to let go and forget about them. You'll be a happier person for it.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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C3PX said:

EyeShotFirst said:

I have a love for Star Wars and I have been a fan since way before special editions or prequels and I can't find a single way to save them. My best idea turns them into an un-soggy shit sandwhich. I guess the best thing to do is what many of the older members like anchorhead do and just forget they even exist. To me and to many others the last Star Wars movie was ROTJ. I tried to defend them. But I cannot any longer.

 

Bravo! Join the ranks of those of us who have decided not to care about the PT at all. I am sorry I ever spent time caring about them and wishing they were better when it is so easy to just write them off and ignore them. I used to be sure one day some wonderful edit would come along and make them watchable, but I have long since realized there just isn't anything there to work with. There is a good reason we have never seen a Revenge of the Sith edit from the original two best known names in fan editing, Magnoliafan and The Phantom Editor. Other editors have tried, but there is just no way to fix that film. The PT is really in the state where the only fix is to delete and start over, but since that isn't an option, simply deleting it in your own mind is the best option.

I feel fan edits made a lot of us hold onto the prequels far longer than we should have. They gave us this false sense of hope. Remember when other film series had unfortunately bad sequel made for them? Seemed nobody had a problem just forgetting about them and ignoring them. Had the idea of fan edits not come around, many of us would have done the same with the prequels. With a few edits, The Phantom Menace became watchable and even somewhat enjoyable. We were amazed at this, and feeling sure that Ep 2 would be a better film to start with anyway, things looked pretty bright. Unfortunately, the other two films are a whole lot worse and have severe problems that no amount of editing can fix. Almost feels like ol' George felt so urked by fanedits that he decided to set about making Ep3 100% uneditable, saturating it with so much crap and awfulness that no amount of editing could remove anything like a significant amount of it.

It is easier just to let go and forget about them. You'll be a happier person for it.

 We were amazed at this, and feeling sure that Ep 2 would be a better film to start with anyway, things looked pretty bright. Unfortunately, the other two films are a whole lot worse and have severe problems that no amount of editing can fix.

Yeah, I don't get the attitude that TPM is the worst and the others are better. Screwed up as TPM is, the other two are light years worse. TPM is a bad film that can't be taken seriously as proper Star Wars, but the later two prequels have a sort of mastery of crappiness that is quite incredible.

Almost feels like ol' George felt so urked by fanedits that he decided to set about making Ep3 100% uneditable, saturating it with so much crap and awfulness that no amount of editing could remove anything like a significant amount of it.

lol.

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Vaderisnothayden said:

TPM is a bad film that can't be taken seriously as proper Star Wars, but the later two prequels have a sort of mastery of crappiness that is quite incredible.

 

"A sort of mastery of crappiness that is quite incredible" nice, that quote is very fitting.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Almost feels like ol' George felt so urked by fanedits that he decided to set about making Ep3 100% uneditable, saturating it with so much crap and awfulness that no amount of editing could remove anything like a significant amount of it.

You know, as much as I would like to believe that isn't the case - deep down I really do believe Lucas is that spiteful.  The non-anamorphic release of the originals reeks of him showing the fans who's boss.  It's very strange to see a director go to such great lengths battling his own fan base. Fascinating behavior - in a train wreck sort of way.

 

 

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Vaderisnothayden said:

I think bashing ROTJ is a tired cliche...

 

a lot of inventing faults that weren't there...

 

It's a great film like the other two and I wish people would stop perpetuating the myth that it's the bad one in the trilogy.

As much as you may not care to hear it or accept it, there are some people who genuinely disliked Return when they saw it in the theater, myself among them.  We felt every bit as let down by it as you do by the prequels.

Our thoughts aren't cliche, they aren't invented, nor is our view a myth. For a great many people, the story & style of Return fits better with the prequels than they do with the first two films. That's been clearly demonstrated here and backed up with examples - not tired cliches.

I explained my thoughts here;

http://www.originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/How-would-you-have-done-ROTJ/post/370539/#TopicPost370539

 

Truthfully, when this came on the screen...

...it was all I could do to keep from walking out of the theater.

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Anchorhead said:

Vaderisnothayden said:

I think bashing ROTJ is a tired cliche...

 

a lot of inventing faults that weren't there...

 

It's a great film like the other two and I wish people would stop perpetuating the myth that it's the bad one in the trilogy.

As much as you may not care to hear it or accept it, there are some people who genuinely disliked Return when they saw it in the theater, myself among them.  We felt every bit as let down by it as you do by the prequels.

Our thoughts aren't cliche, they aren't invented, nor is our view a myth. For a great many people, the story & style of Return fits better with the prequels than they do with the first two films. That's been clearly demonstrated here and backed up with examples - not tired cliches.

I explained my thoughts here;

http://www.originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/How-would-you-have-done-ROTJ/post/370539/#TopicPost370539

 

As a child I loved it a whole lot. As I got older I slowly stopped watching it. As the SE came around I quit all together. When the shitty prequels came out I quit watching any of the Star Wars movies at all. When Adywan came around it revamped my inner child. I think as far as editing will go ROTJ is full of possibility. The prequels aren't unless adywan really pulls his sleeves back and works his ass to non-existence. 

I don't know why I get so mad at the prequels. I didn't get mad at the plethora of Battlestar Galactica spin offs and reimagings or the many different versions of Star Trek. Hell I just take my William Shatner/Patrick Stewart versions and have a good day. I completely dismiss other things I don't like. But why Star Wars.

Why does it haunt me in the night. Why does the horrible acting and overly disheveled yoda dialogue laugh at me. Why WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!

I guess the whole good vs bad philosophy is true. You have the OT which represents everything that is good and pure in our lives and then you have the PT which has to try it's best to destroy the OT and even leaves its mark with the shitty SE.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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