Just opened my eyes - where am I? One moment, I'm on a plane from Sydney to Los Angeles - now I'm looking up at a jungle canopy? Aaaah! Damn I'm sore! Good thing I can still move - not bleeding AFAIK.
What? Someone else is posting? It seems to be coming from over that ridge but I'm too far away to read it! The other posters - they can't all be dead, can they?
I'm headed that way - hopefully I can find him or her and figure out what happened...
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*popcorn*
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
xhonzi! Wake up!! You're babbling - who or what is popcorn? Wake up!
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Damn good thing I packed my gun and survival case. I alone have an F.N. 12-gauge Shotgun, Rock River Arms AR-15, an H&K USP Compact .40, an H&K USP .45 Compact, a Smith & Wesson 1911 .45, 1000 rounds of ammo, a canteen a water, hand warmers, lip balm, a Leatherman tool, a first aid kit, a spork, two MRE's, two flashlight, some glowsticks, some batteries, some paracord, twine, rope, a whistle, a compass, and a thermometer.
Can I borrow some of that gear? All I have is an internet connection :-(
what good are the guns going to do you? you expecting to run into criminals or terrorists here?
vote_for_palpatine said:
xhonzi! Wake up!! You're babbling - who or what is popcorn? Wake up!
No, I'm not on the island! I'm simply watching this fine internet production through my computer screen. I'm watching.... and eating popcorn.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
TV's Frink said:
Can I borrow some of that gear? All I have is an internet connection :-(
xhonzi said:
vote_for_palpatine said:
xhonzi! Wake up!! You're babbling - who or what is popcorn? Wake up!
No, I'm not on the island! I'm simply watching this fine internet production through my computer screen. I'm watching.... and eating popcorn.
Wait...this is just an internet production? Well then, who needs to borrow my gear? WHO HAS THE POWER NOW?
No, I'm not on the island! I'm simply watching this fine internet production through my computer screen. I'm watching.... and eating popcorn.
Guys, xhonzi is in serious denial. He still thinks we're posting on the mainland. We're going to need him to get out of this mess.
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I sit on the beach, being calm and sexy and doing something odd but ambiguous... let's say I'm whittling. But I'm whittling a machinegun.
Oh snaps! A polar bear!!
That pissed off bear was just playing dominoes with me ten minutes ago - it's a bi-polar bear! Run!!
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I suspect this thread would be awesome x2 if I had ever seen a single episode of LOST.
"LOST"....is this some sort of TV show? I think I heard someone mention it before, but I thought they were talking about IceCream.
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
*popcorn*
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
...is it anything like "Lost in Space"?
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
No, it's the new ABC show Law Street.
I woke up with a camea hovering over my left eye, only to pull back and reveal my surroundings...what's up with that?
I think I see a war of flames on the horizon, I wonder if I should get involved...
Hey i once had a fancy dress party where the topic was on Lost. No bugger turned up though.
Am i beeing groomed though, honestly??
Warbler said:
what good are the guns going to do you? you expecting to run into criminals or terrorists here?
You gonna chase your food down? Cause I ain't.
ferris209 said:
Warbler said:
what good are the guns going to do you? you expecting to run into criminals or terrorists here?
You gonna chase your food down? Cause I ain't.
I'd load that sucker with barbeque sauce.
ferris209 said:
Warbler said:
what good are the guns going to do you? you expecting to run into criminals or terrorists here?
You gonna chase your food down? Cause I ain't.
well if you are not going to chase the food down, how are you going to get into position to shoot it? Isn't the chase part of the hunt?
I aint gonna step over the line ABC may have crossed, although i tread a fine line. Paintball me as much as you feel you need to across the threads. But dont label me with somebody elses tag.
Lesson has been learnt though. All it takes is pointing out to stop me pushing the enviolope in the first place.
If i can encourage any member to make a funny post as a result, then its jobby done IMHO.
Sorry to ramble in your treads VFP....
ferris209 said:
Warbler said:
what good are the guns going to do you? you expecting to run into criminals or terrorists here?
You gonna chase your food down? Cause I ain't.
I take it Warb has never watched Lost, because there quite literally are both of those things on the island.
Ferris, guns are bad, plane and simple. We don't want those evil killing machines on our new deserted island home. Since we have decided our new, hopefully, temporary government is going to be a democracy, we have called a vote and decided that you are going to have to throw all those things into the ocean. If you are not willing to do it yourself, we will just have to force you to (we've got these sweet sharpened stick we made for hunting bore). There is no constitution to protect horrible weapons here!
Poor Xhonzi and Fink, their wounds are pretty bad, and they both keep talking nonsense about popcorn and the internet. Hopefully rescue comes soon, not sure how much longer they can last like this.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Wait while i edit my post will ya. Though i think i threw my stick into the sea.
Im not a game master no more, only want to be on an island at the moment.
Wait, i am being groomed now. Im off!
C3PX said:
ferris209 said:
Warbler said:
what good are the guns going to do you? you expecting to run into criminals or terrorists here?
You gonna chase your food down? Cause I ain't.
I take it Warb has never watched Lost, because there quite literally are both of those things on the island.
that would be correct, I've never watched Lost.
Ferris, I've got a question. We arrived on the island via a crashed plane correct? How'd you get your guns past the metal detectors? Airport security takes a dim view of people trying brings guns onto airplanes.