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I think that would be fun.  I'm not promising the game of the century or anything.  Many of you are probably far better than I am.  But I do ask that we get no kibitzing.  I don't mind teasing and off topic comments, but please don't comment on the nature of our moves or offer suggestions, everyone.  After we're done would probably be a fine time for any chess lovers to offer their constructive/destructive criticism.

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Leonardo said:

I'm taking the liberty of typing your moves in a program that will give everybody else a visual element to this game. I for one have very little experience in the game, I just know how to move the pieces, and have no idea what these alphanumeric strings mean.

I'll be uploading screenshots in a little while, if that's ok.

fine with me.

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Chess is stupid. I'd rather watch the Holiday Special. I think you are going to win, Darth, but only because chess is stupid even though it is smarter than you and Qarbler combined.
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One night in Banknock and the world's your oyster.

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coltonlolz  said:

Chess is stupid. I'd rather watch the Holiday Special. I think you are going to win, Darth, but only because chess is stupid even though it is smarter than you and Qarbler combined.

This is why I think you're so cool.

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coltonlolz  said:

Chess is stupid. I'd rather watch the Holiday Special. I think you are going to win, Darth, but only because chess is stupid even though it is smarter than you and Qarbler combined.

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Love the pic.  Just for the record, I suggest you ignore him, at least in this thread, as I'm really enjoying our game thus far.

Your move.

JEDI: Oops, posted late.

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coltonlolz  said:

Chess is stupid. I'd rather watch the Holiday Special. I think you are going to win, Darth, but only because chess is stupid even though it is smarter than you and Qarbler combined.

seriously, pussy, you're about as subtle as a fucking hole in the face. you're really, really bad at this. do you hear? you even suck at being a troll. but mostly you suck at life. you are about as uninteresting as the lint found in the big toe of an accountant's left foot.

what's that, little boy? your penis is smaller than the pygmy average? ohhh so so sad...

you're just here because the mods are probably having a laugh.

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darth_ender said:

Love the pic.  Just for the record, I suggest you ignore him

good idea.

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darth_ender said:

O-O

sorry about that, d_e, I didn't wanna spoil the thread, but this fish has been smelling rotten for too long now. it's time he makes like a tree, and grow roots and fuck up a sidewalk or sumthin. tss.

 

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Leonardo, just to be clear O-O is a chess move.  It means darth-ender is castling king side.

Be4

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oh. sorry, I thought it was a surprised smiley. hehe. I'll go back and correct what I wrote. and sorry again for the mess in the thread.

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darth_ender, you can not move you knight to b3 from where it is(which is d5)