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No official relese of "Return of the Ewok" is unexceptable.

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Just when you thought Lucas could not get any worse making those awfull prequel films and destroying Irvin Keshner and Richard Marquads masterpieces with his "true vision of star wars he denies us the greatest film no, thing to have ever come uot of the genius minds that brought us "Return of the Jedie" and "The empire strikes back".

"Return of the Ewoks" is a masterpiece I am dead fucking serious. It's more then a movie it is an adventure that has captured imaginations of generations to come  or rather it would if Lucas had an eye for talent but given his track record with those blasphemous prequels it's obvious that he has not.

Hopefully Disney will resurect this holy 80s classic before Lucas has it destroyed because much as the original trilogy and the "star wars christmad special it does not fit his "true vision of star wars".

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2018151212 said:

Unexceptable

awfull prequel films

Richard Marquads

to have ever come uot of the genius minds

"Return of the Jedie"

Hopefully Disney will resurect this holy 80s classic

the "star wars christmad special

 Lol

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It makes me christmad to think about the uot (unavailable original trilogy).

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I want to see the Star Wars Christ Mad Special.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

I want to see the Star Wars Christ Mad Special.

Jesus healing the OT of its SE sicknesses ... entering Skywalker Ranch and pushing all the computers over onto the floor ... criticizing the anti-OOT fantards for their hypocrisy ... driving the demons out of ol' George ...

Yeah, I definitely want to see this, too. 

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Let me guess. This thread is just an excuse to bump the "Funniest Moments in OT.com History" thread. :P

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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I sincerely hope the OP isn't a sock.

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Where were you in '77?

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As far as I'm aware, Warwick Davis never actually *finished* Return of the Ewok...

“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Neglify said:

I want to see the Star Wars Christ Mad Special.

Jesus healing the OT of its SE sicknesses ... entering Skywalker Ranch and pushing all the computers over onto the floor ... criticizing the anti-OOT fantards for their hypocrisy ... driving the demons out of ol' George ...

Yeah, I definitely want to see this, too. 

 "Did I not counsel you, Lord, to forbid his staff? That fool Hama has betrayed us!"

“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”

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I think the overall spelling in this thread is "unexceptable".

I got realy board redding it and gagged lik a buzzerd. the puke ruin my sale fone tho.

PS: His screen name, sign-up date and post count screams fake prick.

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I goggled the name for laughs, and the first result is a phone number. Not dialing it though.

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Where were you in '77?

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SilverWook said:

I goggled the name for laughs, and the first result is a phone number. Not dialing it though.

It's probably Frink's mom. 

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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doubleofive said:

Who ISN'T Frink?

 The OP, for starters.

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Maybe it's the Devil Chicken.

Madre de Dios!

“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”

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SilverWook said:

I sincerely hope the OP isn’t a sock.

Maybe not, but the guy who made a shitty bump of the thread probably is.