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Hello dear,
My name is Miracle.I got your contact today at (originaltrilogy.com)and i become interested to knowing you and become your friend please i will like you to write to me back through my email (miracleogwo2@hotmail.com)so that we can know each other better
i will also tell you more about my self in my mail box
am waiting to hear from you
yours friend
Miracle.(miracleogwo2@hotmail.com)

I'm flattered that she sent ME a message! I knew somebody out there was my soulmate!

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babyopp30 said:

Interested in you
My name is cynthia am a beautiful young girl with full of love
Well, I saw your profile today
which gives me joy to contact you
please i will like you contact me through my e-mail
daborc12@yahoo.com
At the same time i will show you my picture and send me your picture
Miss cynthia
send me an e-mail
daborc12@yahoo.com

She's full of love for me, guys.

 

I'm gonna email her tonight.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Back off, 'Falcon! She's my gal!

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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It's times like these when I'm glad I'm not planning on romance.  I'm going to remain a bachelor for the rest of my life.  Unless God slaps Ms. Right right in my face.  And I'll probably know it's her because I WON'T HAVE MET HER ON A DISCUSSION BOARD. ;)

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The franchises I get nerdy about are so obscure that not even most nerds know about them.

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The new kids are playing with an old thread.  It's kind of cute.

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I remember my first spambot...

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Ziggy Stardust said:

Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no.

She talked to me first!

Ziggy, you may be my second main man (behind Darnell), but this fine lady needs a real man to slowly and lovingly take care of each and every one of her womanly needs.

I appreciate your maturity for your age, but a woman as fine as the finest babyopp30 needs maturity on a higher level. That's where Smoove comes in.

Smoove knows all the intricacies of seducing a fly honey, body and soul. Take no offense, but instead watch and learn.

Smoove would start the day of passion by stopping by babyopp30's place of work on her lunch hour with an elabourately-arranged fruit sculpture that I have personally arranged from the world's most exotic produce.

I would then proceed back to my luxurious penthouse apartment, where I would meticulously clean and groom my strong body until it was time to pick her up from work.

There I would lead babyopp30 out to the rented horse and carriage that I have so thoughtfully arranged, and we can canoodle in the back like two frolicking, newborn puppies on the softest, most luxurious of hand-tailored silk and microfleece blankets.

We will visit the finest clubbing establishment, where I will give her a small taste of what is yet to come as I sensually move my body with hers on the dance floor as Kieth Sweat pumps out the jams over the speaker system. We will then have drinks, and I will be real with her. I will tell her that she is the only woman for me, and that I want her in my life forever. I will reveal my highest hopes and deepest fears to her.

The carriage will later whisk us off to the fanciest fondue dining establishment in town, where I will then gently blindfold her and tenderly hand-feed her the most luscious berries dipped in the finest, richest warm chocolate sauce.

At this point, I will be irresistible to babyopp30. Her body will be like warm, sensual clay in my hands, begging to be fashioned into the sexiest vase ever created in these cosmos. Or perhaps a bowl.

I will take her, still blindfolded, back to my apartment and guide her into my bedroom. The soft smells of jasmine and lilacs will fill the air from the many lit scented candles that inhabit my abode. I will start a fire in the fireplace and drape her in silk and then strongly, but tenderly, give her a massage that will cause her delicious body to tremble with desire while slow jams from Jodeci play softly in the background.

Damn.

After this cosmic massage, I will gently carry her to my circular bed and hold her close to me until the trembling subsides, and her body is once again like putty in my strong hands.

It is then that I will hit her doggy style. All night long. Until the light of the new dawn peaks through the curtains.

Then, I will steal away to the kitchen as she sleeps, and prepare the most delectable breakfast ever assembled for her. There will be toast of varying darknesses. Several varieties of eggs and breakfast meats. It will be, without a doubt, the finest tray of breakfast foods she will have ever laid her beautiful opalescent eyes, or her luscious, pouty lips upon.

I will also serve juice.

That is how you treat a fine woman right. I will show her that I am the man of her dreams, and that no other man could ever show her these, the richest pleasures of life.

Smoove out.

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Ziggy Stardust said:

Hello dear,
My name is Miracle.I got your contact today at (originaltrilogy.com)and i become interested to knowing you and become your friend please i will like you to write to me back through my email (miracleogwo2@hotmail.com)so that we can know each other better
i will also tell you more about my self in my mail box
am waiting to hear from you
yours friend
Miracle.(miracleogwo2@hotmail.com)

I'm flattered that she sent ME a message! I knew somebody out there was my soulmate!

How come I never get any messages like that?

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Smoove T said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no.

She talked to me first!

Ziggy, you may be my second main man (behind Darnell), but this fine lady needs a real man to slowly and lovingly take care of each and every one of her womanly needs.

I appreciate your maturity for your age, but a woman as fine as the finest babyopp30 needs maturity on a higher level. That's where Smoove comes in.

Smoove knows all the intricacies of seducing a fly honey, body and soul. Take no offense, but instead watch and learn.

Smoove would start the day of passion by stopping by babyopp30's place of work on her lunch hour with an elabourately-arranged fruit sculpture that I have personally arranged from the world's most exotic produce.

I would then proceed back to my luxurious penthouse apartment, where I would meticulously clean and groom my strong body until it was time to pick her up from work.

There I would lead babyopp30 out to the rented horse and carriage that I have so thoughtfully arranged, and we can canoodle in the back like two frolicking, newborn puppies on the softest, most luxurious of hand-tailored silk and microfleece blankets.

We will visit the finest clubbing establishment, where I will give her a small taste of what is yet to come as I sensually move my body with hers on the dance floor as Kieth Sweat pumps out the jams over the speaker system. We will then have drinks, and I will be real with her. I will tell her that she is the only woman for me, and that I want her in my life forever. I will reveal my highest hopes and deepest fears to her.

The carriage will later whisk us off to the fanciest fondue dining establishment in town, where I will then gently blindfold her and tenderly hand-feed her the most luscious berries dipped in the finest, richest warm chocolate sauce.

At this point, I will be irresistible to babyopp30. Her body will be like warm, sensual clay in my hands, begging to be fashioned into the sexiest vase ever created in these cosmos. Or perhaps a bowl.

I will take her, still blindfolded, back to my apartment and guide her into my bedroom. The soft smells of jasmine and lilacs will fill the air from the many lit scented candles that inhabit my abode. I will start a fire in the fireplace and drape her in silk and then strongly, but tenderly, give her a massage that will cause her delicious body to tremble with desire while slow jams from Jodeci play softly in the background.

Damn.

After this cosmic massage, I will gently carry her to my circular bed and hold her close to me until the trembling subsides, and her body is once again like putty in my strong hands.

It is then that I will hit her doggy style. All night long. Until the light of the new dawn peaks through the curtains.

Then, I will steal away to the kitchen as she sleeps, and prepare the most delectable breakfast ever assembled for her. There will be toast of varying darknesses. Several varieties of eggs and breakfast meats. It will be, without a doubt, the finest tray of breakfast foods she will have ever laid her beautiful opalescent eyes, or her luscious, pouty lips upon.

I will also serve juice.

That is how you treat a fine woman right. I will show her that I am the man of her dreams, and that no other man could ever show her these, the richest pleasures of life.

Smoove out.

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Pennsylvania Jones' sig said:

My current non-Star Wars obsession is:

The Secret of NIMH!

Obvious signature, is obvious.

Also, obvious sock, is obvious. Is it Tyrphanax or is that what the puppet master wants us to think? Fess up Tyr.

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As long as he stays in Off-Topic if he's a sock, he'll be safe.

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It's my ladies man alter-ego.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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I have no idea how he could get banned. He's smooth as the finest silk.

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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doubleKO said:

Pennsylvania Jones' sig said:

My current non-Star Wars obsession is:

The Secret of NIMH!

Obvious signature, is obvious.

Well, once my obsession changes, my signature will say something else.

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The franchises I get nerdy about are so obscure that not even most nerds know about them.

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Ziggy Stardust said:

As long as he stays in Off-Topic if he's a sock, he'll be safe.

I was going to say this isn't true, but a mod already beat me to it.

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I wish he hadn't been banned. Smooth T could have given us all many laughs.

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Wow. Well that sucks. I worked really hard on that avatar.

Ya make one generally funny post with a sock and get banned, yet there are people still posting who are generally regarded as trolls by the entire community. Hrmp.

=(

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Nice to meet you
My name is elizabeth juliet robert i saw your profile today at (originaltrilogy.com) and become interested in you, so i will like you to contact me through my private email (elizabethrobert12@yahoo.com) for me to give you my beautiful pictures and to tell you more about me. remember that distance, color, language and race does not matter but love does.

Thanks Juliet (elizabethrobert12@yahoo.com)

She's famous!

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Nice to meet you
My name is elizabeth juliet robert i saw your profile today at (originaltrilogy.com) and become interested in you, so i will like you to contact me through my private email (elizabethrobert12@yahoo.com) for me to give you my beautiful pictures and to tell you more about me. remember that distance, color, language and race does not matter but love does.

Thanks Juliet (elizabethrobert12@yahoo.com)

She's famous!

http://www.stopforumspam.com/ipcheck/41.82.176.89