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New fan site - thedarkside.fans

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Hello there chosen one,

It seems you have an great force within you. You’re exactly what we need! Those Jedi’s keep destroying our death star and therefor maintanence costs are quite high… Will you be the one that makes a new death star possible? You can give it a try at: https://thedarkside.fans/
The emperor is waiting for you there.

May the force be with you.

~ Messenger from the Dark Side.

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DigMod said:

This reads like a precursor to a ric roll or some nsfw portal… :p

We can ensure you that it is neither of those. It will be an starwars fan side.

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And that link is supposed to be posted on this site becaaaause…

Italian faneditor.

EDITS LIST:
CHOSEN ONE - A STAR WARS STORY (3-in-1 prequels).
Personal saga: I - SHADOW OF THE PAST. II - KEEPERS OF THE PEACE. III - RISE OF THE DARK SIDE. IV - THE HEIR OF SKYWALKER. VI - RETURN OF THE JEDI.
Just look for them around here, and PM me for links if interested.

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“Then about a year ago a messenger came to Dáin, but not from Moria — from Mordor: a horseman in the night, who called Dáin to his gate. The Lord Sauron the Great, so he said, wished for our friendship. Rings he would give for it, such as he gave of old. And he asked urgently concerning hobbits, of what kind they were, and where they dwelt. “For Sauron knows,” said he, “that one of these was known to you on a time.”

‘At this we were greatly troubled, and we gave no answer. And then his fell voice was lowered, and he would have sweetened it if he could. “As a small token only of your friendship Sauron asks this,” he said: “that you should find this thief,” such was his word, “and get from him, willing or no, a little ring, the least of rings, that once he stole. It is but a trifle that Sauron fancies, and an earnest of your good will. Find it, and three rings that the Dwarf sires possessed of old shall be returned to you, and the realm of Moria shall be yours for ever. Find only news of the thief, whether he still lives and where, and you shall have great reward and lasting friendship from the Lord. Refuse, and things will not seem so well. Do you refuse?”

‘At that his breath came like the hiss of snakes, and all who stood by shuddered, but Dáin said: “I say neither yea nor nay. I must consider this message and what it means under its fair cloak.”

‘”Consider well, but not too long,” said he.

‘”The time of my thought is my own to spend,” answered Dáin.

‘”For the present,” said he, and rode into the darkness.

‘Heavy have the hearts of our chieftains been since that night. We needed not the fell voice of the messenger to warn us that his words held both menace and deceit; for we knew already that the power that has re-entered Mordor has not changed, and ever it betrayed us of old. Twice the messenger has returned, and has gone unanswered. The third and last time, so he says, is soon to come, before the ending of the year.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Is this spam?

It appears to be a website still in development, asking for donations, with Mickey Mouse dressed up as The Emperor, and very little else about it.

I apologize if it is on the level, but there is not much to go on at all.

50 Cent is just an imposter

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V.I.N.Cent said:

Is this spam?

It appears to be a website still in development, asking for donations, with Mickey Mouse dressed up as The Emperor, and very little else about it.

I apologize if it is on the level, but there is not much to go on at all.

This. What is going on here? All I have to go off here is an extremely vague post with a link to a website where he’s e-begging without any description as to where the money is going or what he’s doing.

OP, you have my sincerest apology if this is a sincere project but I’m also lost.

Luke astro-projects himself to Salt Lake Planet, gets shot at by gorilla walkers, has a non-lightsaber duel with Darth Millennial, then dies of a broken heart, inspiring broom boys throughout the galaxy to get creative with their sweeping. - DuracellEnergizer

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Hans Pieterson said:
It seems you have an great force within you. You’re exactly what we need! Those Jedi’s keep destroying our death star and therefor maintanence costs are quite high… Will you be the one that makes a new death star possible?

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