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New "Superman" actor announced! — Page 4

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Says the guy with a banana for a mouth. You're so ugly you put the "Ugh" in Ughnaught.

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*sigh*

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Hey, at least I was on-topic.  The Bridgekeeper has a beard.

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Bingowings said:

^ I would be curious to find out how the above image was formed.

It's clearly shopped but what are the elements?

 A girl, a guy and a pizza kitchen?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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I thought it was two guys...also a pizza place?

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Who can keep up these days?  I was working backwards from "Two Kirks, a Kahn and a Pizza Place".

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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That's a real thing?

Maybe I need to give RC another chance.  That was funny.

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Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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TV's Frink said:

That's a real thing?

Maybe I need to give RC another chance.  That was funny.

Did you see the 20 second clip?  That's all there is, if that's what you meant by 'real thing.'

RC definitely has its highlights. 

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Yes, I was referring to the clip.  I thought you made up the phrase until I used The Google.

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So... any word on the plot of this new Superman movie?

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...flying alien disguises himself as newspaper reporter and saves people (hopefully).

It would be so much more fun if he disguised himself as a newspaper.

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Will he still change into his Superman costume in a phone booth?

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Do they still have phone booths on your planet?

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Sluggo said:

Will he still change into his Superman costume in a phone booth?

 

Superman would adapt to the changing landscape.

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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Maybe he can only change clothes at a T.G.I. Fridays or other similarly kitchy eateries that feature old phone booths and whatnot.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Close, but more flair.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Bingowings said:

Do they still have phone booths on your planet?

Do they still have newspapers on your planet?

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Sluggo said:

Bingowings said:

Do they still have phone booths on your planet?

Do they still have newspapers on your planet?

Aye but sadly they are no longer used to wrap chips in, it added something to the flavour.

*dye*

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Bingowings said:

Do they still have phone booths on your planet?

Is this one of your Earth jokes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

I should have answered this way the first time.