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New "Superman" actor announced! — Page 2

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Bah. Everybody's upholding Christopher Reeve as the quintessential standard of who Superman should be, when Chris Reeve's Superman was really just a cheap knock-off of George Reeves'.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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I know... he didn't even bother to change his last name... he just moved the apostrophe.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Akwat Kbrana said:

Bah. Everybody's upholding Christopher Reeve as the quintessential standard of who Superman should be, when Chris Reeve's Superman was really just a cheap knock-off of George Reeves'.

 Pshaw!

Neither can hold a candle to Kirk Alyn and his perpetually bemused expression and dainty, almost feminine running.

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If you can think of it, it's already happened to the Man Of Steel :

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Bingowings said:

 

 No doubt this changes your mind Warbler, right? Are you now a Beard-Booster??

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nope,  if I remember that comic correctly, he quickly has his hair cut and his beard shaved with the help of Krypto's and Supergirl's heat ray vision.   I can't remember exactly how he got the beard and long hair,  but I believe it was either by accident, or by the work some bad guy.     So no, my mind remains unchanged.

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Give in Warb. There is no fighting the POWER of the Beard Side!

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FF, can you change the title of the thread to the Everybody Gang Up on Warb thread (was: RE: New "Superman" actor announced!)

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What?  My posts have nothing to do with Warb.  I just like the concept of a Bearded Superman, and I shall not rest until it comes to pass.

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Sluggo said:

FF, can you change the title of the thread to the Everybody Gang Up on Warb thread (was: RE: New "Superman" actor announced!)

 It's nothing personal. It should be changed to "WARBLER vs. BEARDS!"

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This is how it must be.

I have forseeeen it.

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You know, it actually doesn't look bad on you. If I were you, I'd try that look!

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What would Superman use to shave with anyway? Typical earth blades would break right?

Edit: I did not see the comic above.

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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FanFiltration said:

What would Superman use to shave with anyway? Typical earth blades would break right?

*cough cough*

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Leonardo said:

You know, it actually doesn't look bad on you. If I were you, I'd try that look!

I think not.