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New Ending for ESB revealed. — Page 2

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Now THIS would be messed up:

LUKE: Leia... Leia is my sister...
OBI-WAN: You insights serve you well. But the fact is, Leia is not exactly your sister.
LUKE: What do you mean?
OBI-WAN: Uh... you see... Leia's real name is Lloyd.
LUKE: Jesus Christ! You mean...?
OBI-WAN: Yep. Leia's a she-male. Didn't you notice the uh... thing on her pants whenever she kissed Solo?
LUKE: Oh GOD this is disgusting! I even kissed her twice! Blargh!!
OBI-WAN: I suppose you must tell commander Solo about it, he is in love with Leia, he might marry her... uh him...
LUKE: ... no. I'll wait until after the honeymoon... hehehehehe

At the honeymoon:
* A hotel door with the sign not disturb. Silence. Suddenly: *
SOLO: JESUS H. CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING!?
LEIA: I... I can explain... I was going to tell you one day...
SOLO: You waited until we got married until to twell me you are a MALE?!
LEIA: Not only that... I'm also your brother... And Obi-Wan is our uncle... And Ackbar is our cousin... and jabba is our grandfather...
*solo jumps out of the window *
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Now THIS would be messed up:

LUKE: Leia... Leia is my sister...
OBI-WAN: You insights serve you well. But the fact is, Leia is not exactly your sister.
LUKE: What do you mean?
OBI-WAN: Uh... you see... Leia's real name is Lloyd.
LUKE: Jesus Christ! You mean...?
OBI-WAN: Yep. Leia's a she-male. Didn't you notice the uh... thing on her pants whenever she kissed Solo?
LUKE: Oh GOD this is disgusting! I even kissed her twice! Blargh!!
OBI-WAN: I suppose you must tell commander Solo about it, he is in love with Leia, he might marry her... uh him...
LUKE: ... no. I'll wait until after the honeymoon... hehehehehe

At the honeymoon:
* A hotel door with the sign not disturb. Silence. Suddenly: *
SOLO: JESUS H. CHRIST WHAT IS THAT THING!?
LEIA: I... I can explain... I was going to tell you one day...
SOLO: You waited until we got married until to twell me you are a MALE?!
LEIA: Not only that... I'm also your brother... And Obi-Wan is our uncle... And Ackbar is our cousin... and jabba is our grandfather...
*solo jumps out of the window *


And Sheila is... a Punk Rocker... Sheila IS... A pUnk rOcker... Sheila is... a PUNK ROCKER... Nooooowwwwwww!

LOL. Sorry ric- I just had a Ramones moment!
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Eh? I don't get it
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Eh? I don't get it


The last line of your scenario "so-and-so is this, so-and-so is that, etc" jujst reminded me of the lyrics of a Ramones song. I was just singing along... figured most people would be like 'WTF'???
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Oh ok I get it now...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering