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Danfun128 said:

It would be hard to describe to police though...

"Officer, that man shot ping pong balls in my direction from his anus."

"...That's the fifth one this week."

 Fixed.

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I don't care about anything in this thread.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Mrebo said:

I don't care about anything in this thread.

 

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TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Strangely, MY comment was meant for my man Frink (and myself) as a joke .... how it got twisted in to something meant for someone else is beyond me.

:(

 Nothing was twisted, your comment bothered me as much as anything that followed.  Given that I have a daughter with special needs, I find nothing funny about short bus jokes.

 perhaps it is a good thing that I don't get the joke.   Certainly I would not make jokes about people with special needs.   That crosses a line that shouldn't be crossed.

 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=short+bus&defid=52542

 yeah, that is definitely not funny.   I believe I have already mentioned that I was classified as a "slow learner".   I was not retarded, but closer to it than the average kid.  I was in a special class for a couple of years and then returned to regular classes.   I rode a short bus.  Although I don't know it had anything to do with being in the special class, I rode in the same short bus even after I returned to regular classes, until I went to another school.

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TV's Frink said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Strangely, MY comment was meant for my man Frink (and myself) as a joke .... how it got twisted in to something meant for someone else is beyond me.

:(

 Nothing was twisted, your comment bothered me as much as anything that followed.  Given that I have a daughter with special needs, I find nothing funny about short bus jokes.

First off, it was not meant in a derogatory way.  It wasn't even said in a derogatory way. 

Secondly, since I don't live next door to you I could not know you have a daughter or that she has special needs.

Thirdly, with all your own slight of hand mischief around this forum, you should be the last person to talk about not finding jokes of any kind funny or not. 

What have some of you around here told me?  I need thicker skin?  Maybe it's time the advice you serve is the same advice you yourself should heed.

:( 

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Jetrell Fo said:

TV's Frink said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Strangely, MY comment was meant for my man Frink (and myself) as a joke .... how it got twisted in to something meant for someone else is beyond me.

:(

 Nothing was twisted, your comment bothered me as much as anything that followed.  Given that I have a daughter with special needs, I find nothing funny about short bus jokes.

First off, it was not meant in a derogatory way.  It wasn't even said in a derogatory way. 

That's like calling a straight person a faggot and then saying "hey, it wasn't derogatory, I was just teasing you."

Secondly, since I don't live next door to you I could not know you have a daughter or that she has special needs.

Could Leonardo have known your past history when he posted the "show me where you were touched" doll image and you were pissed off?

Thirdly, with all your own slight of hand mischief around this forum, you should be the last person to talk about not finding jokes of any kind funny or not. 

I'm pretty sure I have the right to determine what I personally find funny.  I don't find short bus jokes funny.  I also don't find rape jokes funny.  I also don't find fart jokes funny.  Sorry.

What have some of you around here told me?  I need thicker skin?  Maybe it's time the advice you serve is the same advice you yourself should heed.

Not analogous, objection overruled.

:( 

 :/

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Mrebo said:

I don't care about anything in this thread.

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TV's Frink said:

Mrebo said:

I don't care about anything in this thread.

It's hard to see why.

 

Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…

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Danfun128 said:

TV's Frink said:

Mrebo said:

I don't care about anything in this thread.

It's hard to see why.

 

 Damn you, I was too slow.

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TV's Frink said:

I also don't find rape jokes funny.

 Wait a fucking minute here Frink. WHat about horse on clown rape?

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I'm waiting for the punch line...

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TV's Frink said:

I'm waiting for the punch line...

Then the clown punched the horse.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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TV's Frink said:

Jetrell Fo said:

TV's Frink said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Strangely, MY comment was meant for my man Frink (and myself) as a joke .... how it got twisted in to something meant for someone else is beyond me.

:(

 Nothing was twisted, your comment bothered me as much as anything that followed.  Given that I have a daughter with special needs, I find nothing funny about short bus jokes.

First off, it was not meant in a derogatory way.  It wasn't even said in a derogatory way. 

That's like calling a straight person a faggot and then saying "hey, it wasn't derogatory, I was just teasing you."

Secondly, since I don't live next door to you I could not know you have a daughter or that she has special needs.

Could Leonardo have known your past history when he posted the "show me where you were touched" doll image and you were pissed off?

Thirdly, with all your own slight of hand mischief around this forum, you should be the last person to talk about not finding jokes of any kind funny or not. 

I'm pretty sure I have the right to determine what I personally find funny.  I don't find short bus jokes funny.  I also don't find rape jokes funny.  I also don't find fart jokes funny.  Sorry.

What have some of you around here told me?  I need thicker skin?  Maybe it's time the advice you serve is the same advice you yourself should heed.

Not analogous, objection overruled.

:( 

 :/

But ..... but ... this is off topic isn't it?  The same place where we can make derogatory sexual innuendos about your mom?  So ..... this makes it all okay right?

I am sorry that I upset you Frink. 

I included myself in the joke so I should probably apologize to myself as well.  Sorry Jet, didn't mean to upset you either. 

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yeah, that is definitely not funny.   I believe I have already mentioned that I was classified as a "slow learner".   I was not retarded, but closer to it than the average kid.  I was in a special class for a couple of years and then returned to regular classes.   I rode a short bus.  Although I don't know it had anything to do with being in the special class, I rode in the same short bus even after I returned to regular classes, until I went to another school.

Warbler, Danfun .... you were not the only ones as kids to ride the short bus.  I also know some kids who ride the short bus and they make their own jokes about it .... they simply don't care.  The are proud of who they are and are aware that one's mode of transportation does NOT define them as people.  I am sorry if I upset you 2 as well.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

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Jetrell Fo said:

TV's Frink said:

Before I say anything, I'll mention that I am aware of how much rope I am given outside of off-topic, and truly I am appreciative of it.

Get back on the short bus buddy ..... you're holding up the field trip to the Zoo.

;)

 

Jetro, are you the cueball or the carrottop?

 NO BILL COSBY He's DEAD TO ME.

You're lucky that there's an alternate short bus for you to ride, then:

 

Neglify, DuracellEnergizer ..... what do you say to Mr. Frink for hurting his feelings?

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Jetrell Fo said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Possessed said:

Neglify said:

Jetrell Fo said:

TV's Frink said:

Before I say anything, I'll mention that I am aware of how much rope I am given outside of off-topic, and truly I am appreciative of it.

Get back on the short bus buddy ..... you're holding up the field trip to the Zoo.

;)

 

Jetro, are you the cueball or the carrottop?

 NO BILL COSBY He's DEAD TO ME.

You're lucky that there's an alternate short bus for you to ride, then:

 

Neglify, DuracellEnergizer ..... what do you say to Mr. Frink for hurting his feelings?

FTG 

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

FTG 

 That's a valid point.

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Neglify said:

TV's Frink said:

I'm waiting for the punch line...

Then the clown punched the horse.

RULING:

Eh.

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TV's Frink said:

I'm waiting for the punch line...

 Horse on clown?

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I'm sure you can find that on any number of deviant porn sites you frequent.

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Jetrell Fo said: 

Neglify, DuracellEnergizer ..... what do you say to Mr. Frink for hurting his feelings?

I didn't know his daughter had special needs. If I had, I wouldn't have bothered continuing the joke.

And yes, I apologize, too. =)

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Alright, group hug everyone, now let's get back to talking about TN1, N1, and horse/clown porn.