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Birthday-suit parties all the rage for Ivy League students
CRAIG HOWIE

STUDENTS at America's prestigious Ivy League universities are rebelling against their colleges' stuffy reputations, casting off society's norms along with their clothes to hold naked parties.

The Pundits, a secretive society at Yale University, initiated the events - which profess to be non-sexual in nature - in the mid-1990s, open to a select few. The society claims that president George Bush's daughter, Barbara, attended a naked party during her second year, in 2002. The White House has always declined to comment.

But the naked parties are now fixtures among liberal students being primed to become the nation's elite.

While one campus source at Yale - to which Euan Blair, the Prime Minister's son, has won a scholarship - says naked parties are "the No1" thing to do before graduation, students who attend the six to eight parties held each year say it can be a life-changing experience, far from the "frat-house" bawdiness portrayed in films such as Animal House. Megan Crandell, a final-year Yale student who has attended six naked parties, said: "The dynamic is completely different from a clothed party. People are so conscious of how they're coming across that conversations end up being more sophisticated. You can't talk about how hot that chick was the other night."

Another Yale student, who did not want his name to become known by campus authorities - which do not try to stop the parties but do not encourage them - said: "Part of it is just the mystique of not knowing where you're going. It's become a hip thing to do."

The events are magnets for social-climbers at other top academic institutions, including Columbia, MIT and Brown. Students invited to a party at Columbia last year received this e-mail: "Compadres, join us in refusing to comply with a culture that tells us to hide our body, to be ashamed of its scents, secretions, curves and hair, to conceal those parts that have been dealt sexual connotations." Some students wear token items, such as hats; others bare all. Occasionally, parties charge $1 for each item of clothing worn. Some are even held in college libraries, though the early, underground events were often referred to in code as "bar mitzvahs".

Touching, beyond a salutary greeting, is not encouraged.

Of party etiquette, Mollie Farber, a senior student at Yale, said: "You're allowed to give everyone a quick once-over as you say, 'Hey, what's up?', but after that, you've got to maintain pretty good eye contact."

However, Alexandra Robbins, a Yale graduate who detailed secret sorority life in her book Pledged, warned: "It can be a rude awakening. It really comes down to the idea that if I shed my clothes, I will lose my inhibitions. But it doesn't always work that way."

Birk Oxholm, who graduated from Columbia in 2006, was not convinced of the liberating effect of the parties: "To pretend you're feeling great and happy to be overcoming the oppressiveness of clothing overlooks the more authentic feeling, which is, 'I feel kind of weird'."

In 2002, a Yale first-year accused an older student of making unwanted advances after following her home from a naked party.

He pleaded no contest to fourth-degree sexual assault and was then placed on probation

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Why couldn't this happen when I was in college?!?!?!?

Seriously though....these Ivy Leaguers are gonna be the leaders of the world in the future and they're doing fucked up shit like this....man, this world is FUCKED!!!
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I'd go fully clothed but I'd unzip my fly and let my cock hang out.

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Originally posted by: Cable-X1
Of party etiquette, Mollie Farber, a senior student at Yale, said: "You're allowed to give everyone a quick once-over as you say, 'Hey, what's up?', but after that, you've got to maintain pretty good eye contact."


What's the point of being naked then?

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I agree. The whole thing seems retarded.

You gotta wonder about a bunch of people who have a naked party and it doesn't degrade into an orgy.

I'm surprised that an orgy DOESN'T happen. I think that's more fucked.
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In 2002, a Yale first-year accused an older student of making unwanted advances after following her home from a naked party.


really? didnt see that coming.
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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The whole thing is really gay. It's just an excuse for "accidental" pickle bumping and sword fighting.

HARMY RULES

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I guess the days when you go to a party to check out girls in clothes so you can pick one and try to get her out of them is just....passe.

Stupid college kids....WTF!!!

[Sonny Corleone] You go to college to get stupid!!! [Sonny Corleone]
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Naked Party in the Hot.Like.C3PX thread! Everybody come and post nude pictures of yourselves there. But there is at least one very important rule! You can scan the nude pictures of your fellow forum members ONLY ONCE! After your one time full body scan, YOU MUST ONLY LOOK AT THE EYES!! Failure to comply to these rules will result in temporary or permanent ban from the site.

Oh, and one quick question, most of you all are girls right?

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Hey, come on. I think that's a pretty cool idea! We need to be more comfortable with our bodies. Obviously, there's bound to be a sicko or two around, but I'd definitely go to them if I had the opportunity.

Down with society's norms!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: C3PX
Naked Party in the Hot.Like.C3PX thread! Everybody come and post nude pictures of yourselves there. But there is at least one very important rule! You can scan the nude pictures of your fellow forum members ONLY ONCE! After your one time full body scan, YOU MUST ONLY LOOK AT THE EYES!! Failure to comply to these rules will result in temporary or permanent ban from the site.

Oh, and one quick question, most of you all are girls right?


C3PX, I think this would be one great big Brokeback Mountain sausage fest if that truly happend.
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I'm not sure I would attend one of these parties, unless the ratio between men and women is higher towards the number of women, there's no rule about "looking at the eye level", and sex is permitted. Now that I think about, that'd be an orgy...

Seriously speaking, can you imagine how odd would be on the following day, when you see all the same people again, and you can picture how they are without clothes on?
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Seriously speaking, can you imagine how odd would be on the following day, when you see all the same people again, and you can picture how they are without clothes on?


Yeah....too fricking weird. Especially if you have a thing for this girl in a class of yours. She shows up at the party and you see her in all her glory, then you have to see her still in class. You like her, but you've seen her naked already. That's so out of wack, man.

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That's weird enough. It's like Roman times. And what about these parties where these guys bang their girlfriends in front of a bunch of guys. That's really weird. The girl must be seriously drunk not to notice or don't care, and then the dudes all have their camera phones out recording... I dunno, are the young really f***ed up today?
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OMFGWBBQS!

College kids drinking and taking their clothes off at parties?

Welcome to how it's been since the dawn of time.

Sitting in this forum, complaining about the suitability of others to save you from the problems of the world is a tad "head in your ass" isn't it?
Your focus determines your reality.
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"head in your ass"

I know what kind of party Gomer goes to---hahahaha!!!
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College kids drinking and taking their clothes off at parties?

I've never been privy to any parties where any clothes came off....at least not in front of everyone at the party.

Welcome to how it's been since the dawn of time.


You must invite me to the plain of reality you exist on......must be the "head in YOUR ass" reality.

Sitting in this forum, complaining about the suitability of others to save you from the problems of the world is a tad "head in your ass" isn't it?


How many presidents, business and political leaders have been Ivy Leaguers? I think we should question the suitability of anyone who takes on such responsibility.

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Well qualified people should, what qualifies you to sit in such judgement?

Is it just that you don't attend naked keggers?
Your focus determines your reality.
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Originally posted by: Go-Mer-Tonic
Well qualified people should, what qualifies you to sit in such judgement?

If these people are in positions where they make decisions that affect me, then that qualifies me to make all the judgements I want.

Is it just that you don't attend naked keggers?


Not interested really. Whole thing sounds retarded. Bunch of kids with too much time on their hands. College is for getting an education, not fucking around. Nothing wrong with the occasional kegger though, but this is just nonsense. I think anyone who goes has poor judgement and is an idiot. You're welcome to go if you wish, Gomer. I'm sure there will be a few laughs in your direction.
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Originally posted by: Go-Mer-Tonic
OMFGWBBQS!

College kids drinking and taking their clothes off at parties?

Welcome to how it's been since the dawn of time.

Sitting in this forum, complaining about the suitability of others to save you from the problems of the world is a tad "head in your ass" isn't it?


It is my belief that Gomer has no idea how college really is, perhaps because he is still in High School, and that all his information comes from films like Animal House and other teen movies of the likes. However, he does go to some pretty interesting party where he sticks his head up others people asses. Those are the kind of party I like to stay away from. Not very sanitary.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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I dunno, with colleges nowadays, doesn't sound like you get much of an education anyway. Churns out nothing but fucking liberals.
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^Amen to what you both said...

...and I'd like to direct everyone to my signature. Isn't it great?
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Originally posted by: Wookie Wedgie
I dunno, with colleges nowadays, doesn't sound like you get much of an education anyway. Churns out nothing but $%#@ing liberals.


Too true.

I'm glad my college actually has something of a real curriculum.

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