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Ziggy Stardust said:

Ziggy posted in the Cbox.

Honestly Ziggy, there's no point in bumping the cbox anymore.

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greenpenguino said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

Ziggy posted in the Cbox.

Honestly Ziggy, there's no point in bumping the cbox anymore.

...Says the guy who pointlessly bumped this thread.

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

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Davnes007 said:

greenpenguino said:

Ziggy Stardust said:

Ziggy posted in the Cbox.

Honestly Ziggy, there's no point in bumping the cbox anymore.

...Says the guy who pointlessly bumped this thread.

*taps nose*

Ah ha.... See what I did there?

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Panaka say:

Many thanks to you, Greenpenguino for bumpinged this threaded.  Panaka just taked a tripped down menory laned and re-read-ed most of his posteds.  A single tear roll downed Panaka's cheek.  Panaka think of the gooded times, that Panaka had hadded then (before).  But now no time for thinkinged of times long goned.  It time to find the Handsome Throne, and where Solo hideded it. 

Just then (in the past), the single tear rolled onto Panaka's lips.  It didn't tasted like victory.  It taste liked saline.  "OLIE!"  Panaka shout,  "NO ONE MAKES PANAKA CRY PANAKA TEARS!  THEY A CRITICAL INGREDIENT IN PANAKCAKEStm, AVAILABLE IN YOUR GROCER'S FREEZER!" 

Just then (in the past) Panaka start to feel hungry (like when Karl Malone think 'bout Hardees).  "Justice will come for you, Olie.  Justice will come.  But not until after Lunch."

TO BE CONTINUED

Some of my best work is still up on that site.  Good times.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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This thread and that site are literally the most fun I've had on the internet.

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Oh my god this is outstanding. I'm only six pages into this thread and I think I'm going to space it out, really savor it. This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen on the internet for sure.

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Ah... just in time for my sesquiennial re-reading of the thread.  Good jorb, everyone.

 

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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I would like someone to record an audiobook version please.

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vote_for_palpatine said:

(chiding self) See what happens when you're gone a while??

"awhile" he says... :/

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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w85h said:


A Pothole Of Love. (wide open)
« Thread Started Yesterday at 9:32pm »

"Well really!" said W85H as he shuffled around the gravel.
"I have been walking for miles and not a thing in sight other than these one eyed spider-snakes and then suddenly WALLOP! A great big stinking hole with a spaceport inside. This place is the pits!".
W85H was running low on his second emergency battery, he had considered putting up a solar line but he knew he would be compelled to air washing on it. Normally that wouldn't be such a big deal. Only stomping across the plateau he hadn't seen so much as a fast coloured or a synthetic/cotton combined thread for that matter.
"Hang on. did that narrator just say something racist?". W85H turned craned his cuboid head towards the source of the question which had been posed in the typical chirps and whistles of DB-321 bindrone. He knew the lingo naturally but he wasn't expecting another droid let alone a dustdroid in an environment such as this.
"No I think it was just a slip of type, so what's your saga?" The rubberised lining of the washdroid's door arched archly. "A royal personage chucked something embarrassing into my head, so I ended up here. I heard there was a droid invasion here a few decades back and thought it would a good place to lay low and you?". W85H put a hand on his hip and stuck out his powder tray. "I was on that desert planet, the one without the sandworms, the one with two suns instead of two moons, and between laundry and translator jobs I ran a noodle delivery service, I ended up abandoned with the sweet course!" DB-321 chirped in, "Deserted in the desert with the dessert?". W85H's voice went up in pitch, "Have we just met or did you write my life story? Well we are both here now. two droids and one hole."
Deebee bleeped, "I've been eating trash all my life but this dump looks like some giant E-Hole just upchucked the place. This could be the start of a beautiful adventure or the biggest mistake of my life. Come on you Zanussian twit lets get down there."
The two droids accessed an emergency ramp into the city and slid down it. What strange creatures and attractive pilots would they meet down here? Who will marry whom? Who will end up being distantly related to what kitchen appliance and will W85H get himself plugged in before his juice runs out?
It all starts here on this page with this post ending with these four dots....


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I gotta admit I think it would be fun to do this for real.  Sure, no cranky admin might mean it'd be less fun, but I care about Olie's immense handsomeness and his merry band of not-yet-assembled fellow handsome folks.

A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em

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Finished reading. Great work, everyone. I just wish Chaz was here to see this.

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https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/star-wars-tiny-death-star/id663576850

Mini Death Stars.

MINI RIC!  WHAT DID YOU DO??!?!?!???

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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lol, I saw that and thought the exact same thing.