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Rimming?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Stay classy, Geez...

10 Jul 10, 03:21 PM
Ackbar: IT WAS A TRAP!!!
10 Jul 10, 03:21 PM
Chris Hansen (NBC TCAP): Why don't you have a seat over there and talk to me for a minute.
10 Jul 10, 08:30 AM
The Geeza: I'll play with anything Miss Fanning, especially a young pup like yourself......What I wouldn't do t get my ***** **** **** ****** ***** up that ***** little *** of yours!!
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A poster with a tendency to lust after Dakota Fanning?!  Adamwan Kenobi is back!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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So the site seems to have pretty much died off, other than the nasty stuff in the CBOX.  Solo hasn't posted in forever and the "R.M." drama seems to have gone nowhere.

I guess you guys will never find out who the criminal mastermind was...

;-)

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Yeah, sorry...  it totaly escaped my interest due to the following factors.

1) I started to think that- Oh look!  A bee! 

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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xhonzi said:

Yeah, sorry...  it totaly escaped my interest due to the following factors.

1) I started to think that- Oh look!  A dog with a puffy tail! 

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/08/tail-poodle.jpg

Fixed.

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I was actually thinking of the "Leader" episode, but I think it's actually a butterfly that distracts Homer from the brainwashers.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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Oh, that was in the time period I like to call the "Slowly Tuning Out" years.

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Yeah, me too... I'm 100% in the tuned out years now.  Unless you count Netflixing season 4 and remembering the good episodes in my head.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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I own S1-9 on DVD, and I didn't get S10 because I realized I barely recognized any good episodes.

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13 Jul 10, 08:18 PM
Ric Olie: Oh geez :/ Anyway, what the hell happened to Solo?
13 Jul 10, 07:57 PM
The Geeza: Oooooh...So you're a lady girl?!??! Well, how you doing there little lady...Wanna RP with me?!?!?!?!
13 Jul 10, 03:10 AM
Chaz Solo: Well if people would start RP-ing we could leave this CBOX behind....you know? Behind? Get it? LOLOLOLOL\
12 Jul 10, 11:05 PM
You don't need to know: 1. Not a man. 2. No, I think the sex talk is unnessecary.
12 Jul 10, 09:30 PM
The Geeza: What's the mater little man....not like the sexy sexy talk.....poo poo poo!!!
12 Jul 10, 09:03 PM
You don't need to know: You guys are disgusting creeps. I mean, this is rediculous. It's a chat box not a sex box. -coughcough-gross-coughcough-
12 Jul 10, 03:49 AM
Erica: Oh Ackbar...relax, and have a taste of my goodies.
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15 Jul 10, 02:01 PM
Angry Gorilla: Don't you worry baby boo, you'll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with you.
15 Jul 10, 06:24 AM
Erica: Don't be angry. I'm sure that Geeza can find a way to make you into a Happy Gorilla.
14 Jul 10, 11:22 PM
Shawty Couric: Sounds like you turned an LOL into a great big OMG
14 Jul 10, 11:21 PM
Ric Olie: ...and alluring "R.M." *sigh*
14 Jul 10, 11:21 PM
Ric Olie: Man, I remember the good old days, with my Attractive Army, having some dental work and chasing down the mysterious...
14 Jul 10, 04:37 AM
Angry Gorilla: I'm angry
13 Jul 10, 10:33 PM
You don't need to know: No not really.
13 Jul 10, 08:28 PM
The Geeza: Olie Olie Olie Olie...Oi Oi Oi......Leave the Geea to get on wit the loving, while you make all the funnies!!
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Screw you guys, I don't need any of you!!!!!

*sobs*

Ric Olie @ NNRRPPB! said:

Ric waited for a solId two weeks...and nothing happened. He made a mental note to soldier on by himself if necessary.

"I suppose," he opined, "I shall have to soldier on by myself."

Ric headed off into the jungle that was mysteriously perched on the outskirts of the spaceport. Suddenly! A Frokturian Mega-tiger leapt into view.

"Dear lord!" Ric shouted at it, "you are a Frokturian Mega-tiger!"

The Mega-tiger paused, momentarily stunned by Ric's wit. All it managed to do was open its mouth enough to reveal...

...

...a coded transmission on a piece of paper. Ric stuck his entire head in the Mega-Tiger's mouth to get a better look at the message. Yes, it was coded, but it was a simple code, made by a simpleton...

...

...Panaka!

"Dearest M.R.," Ric read to the Mega-Tiger, "I have completed the plans you requested. Soon, Tatoonia will be no more, and the rest of the universe will tremble underneath our finely embroidered boot heels. Yours...

...

...Panaka-poo."

The realization hit Olie like a ton of Mega-bricks.

"I'm starting to catch on pretty quick! The initials I discovered weren't R.M., but rather, M.R.! But that would mean the master mind is..."

TO BE CONTINUED, REGARDLESS OF HOW EMPTY THIS PLACE HAS BECOME....

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We're not looking for R.M. ?....Looks like a certain restaurant clown isn't gonna like that......although he might forgive Erica if he plays his cards right.

 

What the hell am I talking about? You'll find out...in the continuing adventures of "Erica....IN SPACE"**.

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

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M.R. has always been where it is at.

In other news, Chaz apparently has given up...

Ric Olie: Obvious question trademark (TM) Ric Olie 2010. All rights reserved.
22 Jul 10, 08:57 PM
Ric Olie: Well that's not very mature. Why not disable the cbox where all the smut is and start getting people to post RP instead???
22 Jul 10, 02:03 PM
ADMIN: I gave up... this has just gotten rediculous... i didn't make this site so sad little pricks could have cyber sex...! seriously! get a life AND get laid!
21 Jul 10, 05:40 AM
Erica: I was thinking of having one myself...down there, but my 'clients' may not like it.
19 Jul 10, 07:58 PM
Erica: Do you have a mullet..."down there"...?
15 Jul 10, 02:03 PM
MG: I have a mullet. I'm offerin you a piece of bread. How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet? Piece of bread!

 

Should we have him check in on his little spam thread here?

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Hurray!  We won!

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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The question stands.

Do we want to just let this thing burn down to the ground?  Do we want Chaz to understand what has happened?  Would that be too cruel?

I can't decide.  Votes are welcome.

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lol, we might finally find out who The Geez is...

23 Jul 10, 12:57 PM

The Geeza: Oh and admin...Do you want to know a secret???

23 Jul 10, 12:56 PM

The Geeza: Well, I'm happy that I'm a sad little prick, because this sad little prick did indeed get laid last night, with a very beautiful woman...Did you??

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I think you should just let it fizzle and die. If you show him this and he decides to try to ruin this board like you ruined his, it wouldn't be fun for any of us.

And I doubt Geeza's secret has anything to do with a reveal. At least not of his identity.

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If he tries to ruin this board, he'll just get banned.

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Ok, by a vote of one to zero, I won't spill the beans.  I may drop a few hints in a final Ric post if I can come up with something, however.

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I think it would be really funny to redirect him here.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Well now we have a tie.

Since I agree with CP3S, and I'm a torublemaker* at heart, I'm going to spill the beans unless we have more no votes.

Of course, I don't even expect him to read any more posts we make.

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When's Ric gonna tell us who 'M.R.' is? 

Erica and Anjella are going to deliver R.M. soon, and it's supposed to be a hilarious sitcom-esque climax. 

We can't spill the beans just yet. 

Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back

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