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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
oh and Chaltab, i am SOO SORRY about your prom story... girls can be very bitchy. in fact we are mean, like those girls from the movie Mean Girls...
but think of it like this: altho you think she prob has forgot, i bet she remembers it and karma always comes back so eventually she'll get bit in the ass for it.
that and prom isn't what its all hyped up to be, at least thats what i found, altho out afterparty was MAD, i tell you, crazy drunks grinding/making out/doing it in the middle of a forest, it was great times.
Thank GOD we don't have an actual prom over here, not in the US way though (in which you gotta invite some girl and dress up and they ellect the prom's king and queen), I would probably not go, I wasn't very popular at highschool (think "Carrie" meets "Revenge of the Nerds"). We did have some celebrations though, including a BBQ party in which I got reaaaally drunk for the first time.
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Originally posted by: ricarleiteQuote
Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
oh and Chaltab, i am SOO SORRY about your prom story... girls can be very bitchy. in fact we are mean, like those girls from the movie Mean Girls...
but think of it like this: altho you think she prob has forgot, i bet she remembers it and karma always comes back so eventually she'll get bit in the ass for it.
that and prom isn't what its all hyped up to be, at least thats what i found, altho out afterparty was MAD, i tell you, crazy drunks grinding/making out/doing it in the middle of a forest, it was great times.
Thank GOD we don't have an actual prom over here, not in the US way though (in which you gotta invite some girl and dress up and they ellect the prom's king and queen), I would probably not go, I wasn't very popular at highschool (think "Carrie" meets "Revenge of the Nerds"). We did have some celebrations though, including a BBQ party in which I got reaaaally drunk for the first time.
We don't have prom in the American sense here in England either and I for one am very relieved. I was actually part of the popular crowd at school and had a lot of friends (my appreciation of stra wars and comics was a sort of quirky character trait and showed that I wasn't afraid to admit liking stuiff that others found geeky, although probably secretly enjoyed, so it didn't damage my cool). The thing is, even though I was accepted, I personally never felt right - I'm a geek at heart and I couldn't really chill with the 'cool' folk. My friends refer to me now as a 'cool geek', so make of that what you will.
Oh, on topic, my first.....
Kiss: with a girl named Jo. I was at a party and me and my buddy Mark tried hitting on these 2 girls. They went to the toilet and we decided to 'top up' their drinks with some alcohol (for shame). They came back and Jo took a sip and asked me what had happened to her water - she didn't drink! Anyway, I blamed it all on Mark and when we went outside to wait for her dad who was picking her up she asked me if I wanted to kiss her - bingo! I actually really liked her and we phoned eachother for a few months and had some more kisses but nothing ever came of it - personally I blame Godzilla, the worst date movie ever.
I saw Jo a few years back and made a dick of myself in front of her and then saw her again and was meant to be having lunch with her but then decided not to go so I made up an excuse and haven't sen her since.
First Girlfriend: My first real girlfriend, i.e serious relationship of more than a few weeks, lasted for 4 years but in hindsight probably 3 of those years were a waste of time. But I don't have any regrets in life - you live, you learn, it's all good.
First 'time': With the girlfriend mentioned above, we were both 17, my parents were on holiday, I had a free house. Nothing special but at least it wasn't a drunken one night stand. At the time I was still at high school and me and all my friends were horny teenagers deaperate to lose the dreaded virginity, like it was some kind of hurdle blocking us from moving on with our lives. Stupid really.
First drink: don't remember, but considering the legal age here is 18 and I was sneaking out to the pub with my mates at at least 15 means it was probably sometime around then (not including the drop of whiskey my grandad used to give me on the end of his finger when I was a baby!!). I definitly remember my first major hangover though - it was fucking horrible. I was young and stupid and for some reason I thought it was cool to down half a bottle of Vodka. My liver hurt for days and I suffered those days in bed. Horrible.
First joint: Again, I don't actually remember. It was probably at school... but my first major fucked up can't move joint was at uni, probably aged about 19. I've since given up - I had my fun and now I'm done.
Funny isn't it how all our firsts are to do with experiences with the opposite sex and drink/drugs. Nobody's talking about their first pet or the first movie they remember.
War does not make one great.
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($90 for a plate of food??? Insanity.)
To get back to the original question...I've never even dated, so that should give you some idea of where I stand.
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Originally posted by: Jaster Mareel
I actually feel dumber after reading this thread. Seriously, I think my I.Q. has dropped.
I agree, I don't really want to know when you guys first "did it" or when you first consummed drugs.
(Graham Chapman's Colonel character comes in) "Quite agree, quite agree. Stop that. It's silly. Far too silly."
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Originally posted by: Jaster Mareel
I actually feel dumber after reading this thread. Seriously, I think my I.Q. has dropped.
I agree, I don't really want to know when you guys first "did it" or when you first consummed drugs.
(Graham Chapman's Colonel character comes in) "Quite agree, quite agree. Stop that. It's silly. Far too silly."
I was referring more towards the horrible typing and constant posting of one liners. I feel like I'm in an AOL chat room.
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So, first time I jacked off...
War does not make one great.
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Originally posted by: starkiller
Did not attend prom. I saw it as a waste of time and money.
($90 for a plate of food??? Insanity.)
Sorry to get everyone on the subject of proms. Oddly, my prom had no real food whatsover, just a bunch of cookies. They didn't cost anything; I suppose the ticket covered it all--only $20 bucks. Of course, the decorations were crap, so it balanced it out.
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I agree with both of you, but, when in Rome.
So, first time I jacked off...
* Ric puts his hands over his ears * I'm not listening la la la la la I can't hear you la la la!!
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I agree with both of you, but, when in Rome.
So, first time I jacked off...
He's been possessed by the spirit of Jedikev while Kev's account is in exile.
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So, first time I jacked off...
YODA CAN DO THAT?!?!?!?
WHERE ARE THE CHIBI YODAS??????
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ok lets see first times
first time i drank me and my buddy destroyed a golf course
first time i kissed someone well that is a long and funny story ill have tell you sometime
first time i went to a club a bunch of people like 20 got together and rented a bus and went club hoping in DT van man that was fun, in the middle of it my sister called me from india too that was priceless as well. hahahaha yeah lets see what else
first movie date went like an episode of blind date thats a long story as well ill tell it to the people i know over a beer sometime.
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my first day of school: was something i'll never forget. all the kids where there with their parents and parents were trying to get kids to play with other kids. we had moved from Sask so i didnt really know anyone but i started o hang out with this girl jean, and by the end of the day, i remember feeling so proud that i had a friend at school. we were best friends up until maybe gr 11, and we were quite popular girls then... talk about getting around.
my first real bf: i met once i graded, we dated for 5 months and i broke up with him because he was in love with me and i didnt return the feelings and felt that if i stayed in the relationship it would be wrong. at the time we were really good friends too, but now we don't even talk which i guess is kinda sad. sometimes i still think about him, just cuz i guess i did like him a lot, but just wasn't the way he felt.
my first male stripper: i can actually say i've seen one! the girls and i went out last sat night to this really seedy club which have male strippers on sat nights and girls on some other night. so we get there and before the guy can even take his clothes all off, my girlfriend gets thrown out of the club for being 'too drunk' even tho none of us think she actually was. so we decided we wanted to see some random naked male again so we went back this weekend and we saw 2 guys. one was this short nasty guy and EW is all i have to say. didn't wanna see that junk at all. the other guy was this really good dancer, he was black and had a very nice body, but he was a little too short for me. sadly to say, i wasn't really turned on by it, i think i'm gonna go check out the girls... shim is convinced i'm bisexual. haha
my first lesbian experience: this is funny, i was out clubbing one night with my good friends and we had all brought some friends outside our main circle. my friend is friends with a gorgeous blond girl with a fantastic ass and killer boobs and she's was soo nice and we just started talking. basically when my girls and i go to the bar, we either dance with guy, or each other, and it was a bad night for guy, so we were all grinding with each other. well i started dancing with the blonde and next thing you know we're pratically feeling each other up from head to toe and it was one of the better dances i've had in my life! i've gotta say that i'm an ass girl, but her boobs were just great, i realized why guys love girls with big boobs. we were both quite drunk and needing some action, and we almost kissed but didnt really, basically we both kinda thought about it and the moment passed. but yeah... maybe one day i'll explore the other side more fully...
the first time i saw a guy... naked: i was impressed. i think one day with a bf i was like okay i wanna see you naked take off your clothes, and he did. i'm not really usually the aggressive type in a relationship, but this kid just loved being the passive one so i'd usually do and say things like that. he was tall and pretty built being an athlete and i was like wow your dick is sooo cool. then i'm pretty sure after that it was my first hand job...
my first bra: best day of my LIFE i swear. i was one of the first in my class to get boobs and was soo impressed by them, as well as all the guys in the class. that just added to my already high popularity because at the time an older guy had a crush on me. anyways so i went shopping with my mum and she got me a really nice one which i'd always wanna wear. and when all the girls would change for PE in the change room, i'd walk around in my bra strutting cuz i would be wearing one and actually have something filling the bra in unlike other girls.
my first time: yeah my ex and i almost slept together once. he ruined it by saying he loved me which just freaked me right out and i prob would have slept with him right there if he hadn't said it. its funny cuz girls are just waiting to hear that line, but for me it was just something i wasnt ready to hear from him, which made me realize that we had to talk about where we were going in the relationship. now the other time i almost slept with someone was a better time, but i would have been a slut for doing it cuz we werent really dating and stuff and i was young and now looking back probably would have really regretted it.
my first heartbreak: wow that one really sucked. he was older, an ass, a player, need i go on? he was suppose to be my best friend, i wanted to marry him and he strung me for a ride for about 2 years. the one good thing about him is he helped me get over another guy i had like but had noo chance with in hell.
first time drunk: my 18th bday, i was mixing alcohol and i puked in front of Tim Hortons for about 20 min while my best friend was screaming on the phone to take care of me. interesting day. i was hanging out with this guy ian who i had a crush on, but he's gf was pyscho-bitch and later on i found out that she hated me cuz i was a huge threat to her and ian. now apparently she'a slut and enjoys fucking nasty guys for fun. i hope she gets an STD and gets pregnant. that would put a damper to her plans...
my first job: it was actually a good job, but bad management. it was at a small clothing store for kids and the staff was okay, but then everyone started quitting cuz the manager was crazy-lady.
okay i'm gonna shower now cuz i gotta go shopping but i'll continue these later
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I agree with both of you, but, when in Rome.
So, first time I jacked off...
*Shoots and kills YIYF with the Warbsp™*
*The clean police invade the thread, clean it up, throw everyone out, and put police tape and guards around the entrance.*
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~* you know you love me... xoxo *~
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It's some sort of metamorphin green handgun that shoots bullets of multiple caliburs.
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Originally posted by: SkipperQuote
So, first time I jacked off...
YODA CAN DO THAT?!?!?!?
WHERE ARE THE CHIBI YODAS??????
WERE ARE ALL THE OTHER YODAS ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
It stands for Warbler Special.
It's some sort of metamorphin green handgun that shoots bullets of multiple caliburs.
WhAT ABOUT PLASMA BATTERIES?
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I agree with both of you, but, when in Rome.
So, first time I jacked off...
*Shoots and kills YIYF with the Warbsp™*
*The clean police invade the thread, clean it up, throw everyone out, and put police tape and guards around the entrance.*
YIYF influences the midichlorians to bring himself back from the dead.
Come on guys, it was a JOKE.
But did I just say Midichlorians?
And was I just compared to Jedikev? NOOOooooOooOoOooooooooo!!!!
War does not make one great.
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
whats a warbsp
THE Warbsp™(there is only one) is:
A custom made HI-Power Standard Browning Semi-Automatic Handgun. This gun has been specially made so that it takes multiple caliber bullets and has a silencer and quick-draw holster . I had it painted it Midnight green in honor of my favorite football team.
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