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I thought this would be a good thread. i mean we've all had some experience in our life that was really good, really bad, really whatever.

so i'm gonna start with the lameo thing a girl would say... my first kiss. its actually a funny story, i was 12 and in front of all the other kids in my class, i was peer pressured into kissing my boyfriend at that time. it was one of those stupid 4-second-closed-mouth-kisses and everyone was like "OHHHHHH" and you know the sounds we make when we are immature. but yeah it was def funny cuz we were on of the first couples to kiss in public and so were instantly became the "it" couple for the week.

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wel i cant post my first time here its too well... ill tell you later HLF you're going to laugh your ass off probably its a very umm interesting story.
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OMG YOU STOLE MY BOOBS

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Hm. My first... prom...

Yeah. I got stood up, and then for the rest of the year, the girl who stood me up acted as if I had been rude to HER.

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Hm. My first... prom...

Yeah. I got stood up, and then for the rest of the year, the girl who stood me up acted as if I had been rude to HER.


Oh, I remember my first prom. My mom said everyone would laugh at me, and they throwed a bucket of pig blood at me, and I killed most of them, and when I got home there were candles all over the place and... wait. no... That was "Carrie". I tend to mix up facts of my life with films...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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lol what a girly thread you have made HLF
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
OMG YOU STOLE MY BOOBS


LOL i did so then i can feel them right, can i feel your boobs HLF
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If that is the case I want to steal them too.
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nop she only has one pair trust me i know, and i already stole them
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damn that would have been my first pair of boobies that I stoled.
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omg do you guys like my new pic? i thought it was the most racy since its kinda like that "i'm right about to throw you on the bed and rip of your clothes" look. at least thats what i think... lol

lets see now another first.
my first boyfriend was joe. he always wore a yellow hat and he was the rebel. but he was still blonde as i had a thing for blondes back in elementary school. he used to sneak out of his house and we'd go to the park behind my house and sit on the swings and talk. it lasted about 3 weeks, cause i like his best friend... whoops.

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oh and Chaltab, i am SOO SORRY about your prom story... girls can be very bitchy. in fact we are mean, like those girls from the movie Mean Girls...
but think of it like this: altho you think she prob has forgot, i bet she remembers it and karma always comes back so eventually she'll get bit in the ass for it.

that and prom isn't what its all hyped up to be, at least thats what i found, altho out afterparty was MAD, i tell you, crazy drunks grinding/making out/doing it in the middle of a forest, it was great times.

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is anybody actually paying attention to the premise of the thread?

or are they just all trying to change the topic because they are all too embarresed to admit that star-wars fanboys (scuse me fan*persons* ) are just too nerdy and have too much difficulty getting out of their parents base-scuse me *upstairs room* to actually get any?
gtfo
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Dear Pot, don't call the Kettle black.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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nah not all star wars fan are nerdy. and lemme tell you a little secret. some girls really dig the slightly nerdy guys... something about the fact that there is a large corruption factor that comes along with a guy who's just asking to be spanked from the back

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I see, so you're that kind of girl.
Shim! watch your back!
gtfo
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hahaha i told you my corruption story didnt i
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never heard it.

and all three of us are on at once? I mean, wow I am switching accounts fast!!
gtfo
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OMG SHIM you havent told me it yet! tomorrow maybe

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why put off for tomorrow what you can do RIGHT NOW?
gtfo
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ill come to collect on that... I know where you live....heh heh heh
gtfo
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do you know now ok well better come soon i am movin and you dont knwo where too.