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I really don't get how no-personal-attacks is "too many rules." It's the most common message board rule on the internet.


I've been posting here since August, and reading almost every post ... I'll acknowledge having missed some, but I don't recall that many personal attacks on anyone except Go-Mer. I didn't like them applied to Go-Mer either. There's just no call for it. (And yes, I'll admit to calling him a troll.)


As for not reading Stinky's posts after he started insulting me, why the frell should I? It wasn't like I didn't state my position on the topic six times before that. Nothing was going to change. I'd read his points, and responded with civility. Once he started insulting me, I feel no need to continue the conversation that wasn't going anywhere anyway. But running away??? Um, it's a message board thread. Not responding anymore (after half a dozen nearly identical responses) is simply getting out of a thread I no longer wish to participate in. I like participating in discussion, and I don't like participating in bitch sessions. It's my choice as to which I participate in, and when a thread starting as the former becomes the latter, I can stop participating if I so desire.


And the thing is, I know LOTS of Star Wars nerds in real life. My friends are the people who line up for 6 weeks for the Hollywood openings of the films. Those are some pretty die-hard Star Wars nerds, and not an immature, name-calling, disrespectful soul in the bunch. It's doing a disservice to Star Wars fans to allege they are like Rob and Stinky. In fact, I've read those two described several times (well, perhaps by the same poster, I'm not sure) as the resident trolls.. WTF? Why would there be resident trolls? What does that say about this place?


To the extent the folks around here think that banning trolls and moderating name-calling & personal attacks is Too Many Rules, I submit you are over-reacting to the norms of message boards on the net.




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You befouled, vitiated poltroon. You blighted, malodorous, mephitic recreant. You are a festering boil on the ass of all humanity. You have all the backbone of a jellyfish. You moribific, feculent simpleton. Would that I could change my species, just so that I might not be associated with you. The stupendous, confounding magnitude of your insipidness astonishes me.

I cannot believe that anyone could muster such a prodigious, astounding level of stupidity. If you were any more asinine or incogitant, you would surely have been put to death long ago. Your vapidity has gone so far beyond any previous boundaries of puerility and nugacity as to banish any and all chances of an intelligent thought from your head. Even the most hardened of regulars unquestionably cannot believe your fatuousness and illogicality.

Your opinions do nothing but lend credence to the overwhelming fact that you are such a driveling simpleton that you cannot find your ass with both hands and a road map. You are the very pinnacle of insensateness. You are the model of banality and subnormality. I am aghast at your apparent ability to insert your head into your own rectum at will.

There cannot be even a fragment of intellectuality or perspicacity to be found within the gaping void which should contain your brain. It amazes me that you are able to perform even the most facile of everyday functions with your exorbitantly disadvantaged and gormless lack of intellect.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, "I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel". You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum, and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Where I roll, we ban trolls, but we also don't enforce arbitrary language rules. I don't give shit if other forums have "No name-calling" and "no personal attacks." rules. This is not one of those forums. The slightest once of respect I had for you has been completely obliterated by your whining temper tantrum in this thread. Since you seem to be so keen on leaving this website, LEAVE ALREADY! You have dragged out your leaving of this place for 3 fucking pages now, I can only hope that you realize the irony in staying in a thread as stupid and idiotic as this. So long, dumbass.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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Thank you skyman8081, that was refreshing. By the way Obi, your welcome to call me a queer, but you must refrain from calling me a troll you whining sack off ass-play.

HARMY RULES

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Other than that last paragraph, that post was quoted verbatum from Spyda on alt.startrek.vs.starwars. That should give you an idea of how I roll.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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That post was so good that I'm now in Pon Farr.

HARMY RULES

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I don't mind personal attacks if you use arguments, but I don't like the name calling. And I think people should be banned for it. But I doubt that's going to happen.
Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, it's Star Wars.
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Obi, you ran out on YOUR debate about the JFK assassination, and your refused to provide evidence for your position. I am going to interpret those as a consession of your points on that part. You were the one making the claims, YOU are the one who has to support them.

I accept your consession.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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wow skyman, if that wasn't a copy paste job, it would be the kind of personal insult so creative as to avoid any negative response.


And just to be clear, Rob, I never called you a troll. I referred to the fact that others have called you a troll. But I don't think you or Stinky are trolls. In fact, I don't know anything about either of you other than that you sometimes exhibit poor manners and horrible debating skills on the internet.


Oh, and well, yeah, I'm pretty sure you are a repressed homosexual. Like I said, no straight man is as obsessed with gay as you are, Rob.
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Originally posted by: Obi Jeewhyen
Oh, and well, yeah, I'm pretty sure you are a repressed homosexual. Like I said, no straight man is as obsessed with gay as you are, Rob.


You will, of course, provide evidence to support that assertion.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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And skyman ... yeah, I quit the JFK thread on the first sign of it devolving into name-calling. That's not what I want to be involved in. I didn't have to let that one go on to two pages of vile insults. The first sign was enough.

I'm the one who gets to decide what threads I want to participate in. And I don't want to participate in nasty, name-calling threads. That's my choice. I have political discussions day in and day out on other message boards that don't devolve into insults. I see no need to post in discussions that can't remain civil. It's got nothing to do with the subject matter or what I have to say about it. But political discussion should be held between adults, and not name-calling four-year-olds.

If you see my departure from mud-slinging threads as a retreat on subject matter, then best wipe the mud from your own spectacles.


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Originally posted by: Obi Jeewhyen

Oh, and well, yeah, I'm pretty sure you are a repressed homosexual. Like I said, no straight man is as obsessed with gay as you are, Rob.


Damn you Obi stop calling me straight. This is the third time I have told you that I'm as queer as a three dollar bill. In case you don't know what that means, I'm an over the top queen, you know..."Hello Frisco!!" In other words I feel no need to "wipe the mud from my own spectacles." You can't will me into being straight Obi. I'm here, I'm queer, GET USED TO IT!

Whenever I see that Tom Selleck it's "Amok Time" if you know what I mean. PI puts me in Pon Farr!

HARMY RULES

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Originally posted by: Obi Jeewhyen
then best wipe the mud from your own spectacles.


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You sound like a retarded 16th century English aristocrat.

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By the way, is getting mud on your spectacles anything like getting mud on your helmet?

If so I think Rob can relate.

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Wow Skyman...that was pretty intresting---I'll have to save that whole thing, memorize it and prepare it for engagement with teachers her at school
But on a serious note (^ was serious ) This is a pretty boreing thing now. I say we all just leave this thread. I agree, Obi is............well to say the least somthing else-------but that does'nt mean we should keep his degrating thread up at the top of the boards any longer. Lets just let the topic sink and go away--if he did "want to leave" he would have left days ago. Why he created this "YADGE" (a concept I have never heard of, and I have been on many fourms) thread, I have no idea---
Lets just be done with it and leave his (INSERT NAME(S) HERE) attitude alone for himself. He can go plauge his freinds or another fourm.
May I remind everyone, this whole thing started in the Day In Imfamy thread, which was to talk about the sad and historic day of Peral Harbor. Obi Came in and spat out extremely out of touch and hard views, views which not even a minority of this population represent of charish. Im pretty sure not many people think "We Were Out Of line to Bomb Japan with Nukes" (To quote Obi in-directly) but when he did, that, people contridicted him, and he showed more of his (what I beleive is a very truly evil point of thought) super extreme side--which like I said, people around anywhere do not really share. You may want to talk about Iraq, BUT THATS IRAQ-We were talking about 1941 there. It was supposed to be a solom (sp..) thread but it turned into a battle of ideals sparked by Obi's fashist remarks (I say remarks---not "you" but your remarks.) Well, whats done is done, he had showed his true colors, lets just leave. He said he is, so why don't we show him the respect a man like him deserves and leave this thread to fall to page 17 in the off topic fourm.

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Originally posted by: Obi Jeewhyen
I'm pretty sure [Rob is] a repressed homosexual. Like I said, no straight man is as obsessed with gay as you are, Rob.


I'm still waiting for you to provide evidence for that assertion, Obi.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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The evidence is in all his gay-centric posts. It's a pattern I've subconciously noted ever since I started posting here, i.e., constant spouting of homophobia. It's textbook. Look it up in some psychology textbooks. Homophobes are usually (but not always) repressed homosexuals, with tons of issues relating to their unwanted orientation.

Straight guys don't give a frell about gay. Rob outs himself with every homophobic post. His posts are my so-called "evidence."





But no, he hasn't blown me.







And as WeShallPreseve suggests, feel free to let this thread sink. I'll be tired of Yaging real soon and, as a Christmas gift to all my, heheh, well-wishers, I will not be posting here anymore as of Christmas Eve eve. So the thread will end of its own accord by Christmas, or soon thereafter (in case anyone other than me has a few more things to say, in my total absence).



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You are a bigot Obi. According to you I'm not allowed to be gay. You would fit in much better in the Bushbot camp. For the last time I AM A RAGING QUEER, NOT A HOMOPHOBIC STRAIGHT MAN. I would have thought that a man of your liberal persuasion would be accepting of my lifestyle instead of labeling me a homophobe because you can't wrap your tiny little liberal mind around someone ACTUALLY BEING GAY. Whether you like it or not there are gay conservatives out there, we don't all fit your silly little caricature of the modern queer. Your are a very ignorant bigot.

HARMY RULES

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Originally posted by: Obi Jeewhyen
I'm pretty sure [Rob is] a repressed homosexual. Like I said, no straight man is as obsessed with gay as you are, Rob.
Originally posted by: Rob
For the last time I AM A RAGING QUEER, NOT A HOMOPHOBIC STRAIGHT MAN. .


I've been avoiding this thread, but I can't help but to comment on something...
How can one be a repressed homosexual and an 'out of the closet' gay man at the same time? That doesn't make sense. If someout is out, then they probably aren't repressing it.
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Thank you Number20, it's about time. Good luck explaining that to Obi.

HARMY RULES

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Lesbos are fine, gay men, that's just grose. Ewe Rob is a grose gay, too bad you're not a hot lesbian.

I love everybody. Lets all smoke some reefer and chill. Hug and kisses for everybody.

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Um, despite admitting his homosexuality in his last 3 posts in this thread, his entire pattern of spouting homophobia is clear from a good deal of Rob's posts since August.


If Rob's really admitting to be gay (as opposed to it being some sort of attempt at humor), I would inquire (if I were sticking around) why he has posted so much homophobic hatred.

In any event, I'll state for the umpteenth time that there's absolutely nothing wrong with gay, and it was never any kind of insult for me to state that I think Rob is a homosexual. But I came to that conclusion based on his homophobia, and - ironically - it's his admission in the last 3 posts that makes me doubt he's gay after all.

Basically, it's because I think he's untrustworthy. I simply don't take him at his word.


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Obi I challenge you to quote a single comment in which I was homophobic. Calling something gay is not homophobic, to us fruits it's a term of endearment. I don't know why your so hung up on my being queer, let it go man it's 2006! By the way your falling right into my trap of changing every thread into a big gay party!

HARMY RULES

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Originally posted by: Rob
I don't know why your so hung up on my being queer, let it go man it's 2006! By the way your falling right into my trap of changing every thread into a big gay party!


Says the man whose signature is "emoticons are gay"

(Not defending Obi, just pointing out irony.)

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Rob, I have no desire to do a search for all your posts, or to read them if I did. The prehistoric software this message board employs no doubt makes searches difficult anyway. But even if not, it's not what I'd care to do with my last few days here.


And if you're really trying to turn everything into a big gay party, I'm insulted you never PM'd me your photo per my request.

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I'm starting to like you Obi, your the cat's pajamas! Your a tenacious poster and your filled to the brim with panache!

HARMY RULES