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Muxing up Movie quotes — Page 40

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"These men are consummate snowball artists. They use sensitive nerve gasses to induce hallucinations. People think they’re seeing ghosts, and they call these bozos, who conveniently show up to deal with the problem with a fake electronic light show."

"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."

"They caused an explosion!"

"Is this true?"

"Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick."

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"Where in hell are you from, anyway, Private?"

"Sir, Texas, sir!"

"Holy dog shit! Texas‽ Only steers and q****s come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don’t much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"Are you a peter-p****r‽"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"I’ll bet you’re the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I’ll be watching you!"

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"Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can. So I grabbed her sweet can. Ooh … just thinking about her can … I just wish I had her sweet, sweet, s-s-sweet can."

"So, Mr. Simpson, you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defense?"

"Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further."

"No, Mr. Simpson. Don’t take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back!"

"Mr. Simpson, noooo!"

DRAMATIZATION: MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED

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"The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone, and computer. You’ll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female mud wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam. There’s no end to the possibilities!"

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“I don’t think the system works”

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Also known as Mr. Jung.

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"Don’t be a good neighbour to her. I’ll send you a love letter, straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It’s a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you’re fucked forever! You understand, fuck‽ I’ll send you straight to hell, fucker!"

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"That MacGyver’s a genius."

"First of all, he’s not a genius, he’s an actor. And second, he’s not much of an actor."

"You’re lying! You’re lying!"

"No, Selma, this is lying: That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch."

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“Dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural…”

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Also known as Mr. Jung.