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Muxing up Movie quotes — Page 38

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Mike O said:

Whatever happened to Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones?

Guess he didn’t like Iron Man 2. I do hope nothing happened to him though.

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These morons are so boring they make me want to take a sword and chop my own dick off.

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Also known as Mr. Jung.

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"Say, listen, Doc, I got a new theory about all these suicides. Right?"

"Don’t hold back on us, Max. We need all the help we can get."

"It’s fucked up chromosomes, man. Think about it. All their parents dropped acid during the '60s."

"Well, it beats Simm’s theory. She thinks it’s nothing but sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll."

"Shit. That’s what keeps people alive."

Divergent Universes
Dreams of a Randy Git-Fiend

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"You maniacs! You blew it all up! Goddam you all. Goddam you all to hell."

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Also known as Mr. Jung.

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"you want creamy goodness, I’m your friend Say hello to my chocolate blend"

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Also known as Mr. Jung.

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"And I don’t want to hear anything about “I don’t believe in vampires” because I don’t believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw is fucking vampires!"

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Also known as Mr. Jung.

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"Had you not been so selfish, your little girlfriend’s death would’ve been quick and painless. But now that you’ve really pissed me off, I’m gonna finish her nice and slow."

"MJ and I — we’re gonna have a hell of a time!"

Divergent Universes
Dreams of a Randy Git-Fiend

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"I’M THE ORIGINAL SAM… I’M SAM FUCKIN’ BELL, ME! ME!"

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Also known as Mr. Jung.

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“Get up”

“I can’t sir!”

“On your feet you fucking abortioooon!”

“I tried sir! I’m dead!”

I’m Mr. Know-It-All.
Here’s a clue… Grab the spinning rings. It’s important. As long as you’ve got the rings, you’ll be okay, even if
you hit any hazards. Now you know.

Oh, and don’t worry if the
view suddenly changes. It does that sometimes. Just keep moving in the direction you want. It may take a little time to get used to it, so keep trying.

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"I’m aware that my products, they — in spite of their unique qualities — are nevertheless toys. Toys for children, toys for adults. *chuckles* Will you forgive me if I sometimes lose myself in my enthusiasm, and believe … perhaps a little too much in them … in my toys."

Divergent Universes
Dreams of a Randy Git-Fiend

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 (Edited)

I read this as "My brother is coming​! With many French warriors.”

(and left me thinking ‘What film does is come from?’)

Tighten Up and then turn it all the way up to 11!