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This petition is written in the English language.

Don't you think we should have it in at least a few other languages too?
Like Spanish, French, German, Dutch, or Italian?
We'd get much more signatures that way!

I really want to see this petition round up more sigs.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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i honestly dont think that would help, hal 9K, although it is a nice thought... who would be responsible for the translations?
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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LOL! those things never work.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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Here's what I got when I translated it into Korean, and then back to English:


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I have a feeling Threepio could have done better.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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LMAO!!

what in the hell was that...
oh man thats horrible...

im kinda thinking it would help having it in other languages...
think about it... we could be missing another 50, 000 signatures..
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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there you go... those things cant translate for shit.

if we are to do this in another language, then we should hire someone, buts thats not what we are about.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Can't make this site cost any more than it already does. And who the heck would pay for it anyway?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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That is frickin' hilarious! That totally reminds me of:
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"The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung.
...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey.

On a more serious note, maybe we could get friends or friends of friends to do a translation. I can't think of anyone I know just yet, but c'mon, this Star Wars, an international phenomenon...
The original Star Wars trilogy: Our cultural history deserves to be preserved and should be available to the public like all great works of art!
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Actually, I read this translation and the first thing that comes to mind...

C'mon guys, you know what's comin' next!!

... all your base are belong to us!!!!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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well put bossk.
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Wow. And the first time I didn't get flamed by everyone for saying it. Gee, thanks guys!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Don't mention it.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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why should you get flamed?
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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You guys were flaming me every time I brought up the "Your Base Are" line several months ago. Remember?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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not me.
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someone please tell me Bossk is drunk...
or does someone want to explain that line to me?
hehe
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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i think that he is drunk.
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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I'm not drunk. You guys remember the whole "Your base are belong to us", right? Well, several months back, I would throw that line into random threads and you guys were bitching at me. May have been the time when Luke first disappeared, though.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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i'm so out of the loop!!!
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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may have been what scared luke off, and now youre doing it again, bossk!
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Originally posted by: Bossk
I'm not drunk. You guys remember the whole "Your base are belong to us", right? Well, several months back, I would throw that line into random threads and you guys were bitching at me. May have been the time when Luke first disappeared, though.


DAMN, DIRTY BOSSK !!!

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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dirty rotten bossk.
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Next will be, "Get your damn hands off me, you damn dirty Bossk!"

Aye aye aye. Good to know you guys care.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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you know us!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)