logo Sign In

Motivational posters — Page 2

Author
Time
Uh oh, its the seal pic all over again!

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author
Time
I didn't think it was that bad. At least the cat was already dead at the time of the picture.
Author
Time
The only reason I find it less offensive than the seal pic (assuming the seal pic is real) is that I'm assuming the person who made the sign wasn't the same person who ran the cat over in the first place. And whoever ran the cat over probably didn't do it on purpose in the first place.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
So how much do dead cats usually run on the black market, Stinky?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
Originally posted by: 20th Century Mark
Why do you post these things?

Attention.

Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
The only reason I find it less offensive than the seal pic (assuming the seal pic is real) is that I'm assuming the person who made the sign wasn't the same person who ran the cat over in the first place. And whoever ran the cat over probably didn't do it on purpose in the first place.


Seal clubbing is a very real thing, there is no reason to assume it is fake. Come on, we see dead cats on the road everyday. This shouldn't be that offensive, I don't find it funny either though. However after reading your post it is funny to think about some idiot accidently hitting a cat, then chuckling to himself, pulling over and making a sign, then driving away.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author
Time
I only say that to give benefit of the doubt and because my innocent and naive mind assumed that no one would actually take a picture and then make a humorous caption out of the impending real death of a real seal.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
I assume that somebody found the picture on the internet someplace and added the "humorous" caption themselves. Doubtful the guy who took the picture did it.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author
Time
Sorry. I didn't mean to imply that he did.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author
Time
Originally posted by: C3PX
Originally posted by: 20th Century Mark
Why do you post these things?


Attention.


Very true.
Author
Time
Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: C3PX
Originally posted by: 20th Century Mark
Why do you post these things?


Attention.


Very true.


Or perhaps out of sheer faggotry.

http://i.imgur.com/7N84TM8.jpg

Author
Time
Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: C3PX
Originally posted by: 20th Century Mark
Why do you post these things?


Attention.


Very true.


Or perhaps out of sheer faggotry.


Nah, Sean seems pretty straight. Fear of girls and all that. If he was gay he would be shoe shopping with em.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author
Time
I'm the only one here who posts out of sheer faggotry.

HARMY RULES

Author
Time
Originally posted by: C3PX
Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: C3PX
Originally posted by: 20th Century Mark
Why do you post these things?


Attention.


Very true.


Or perhaps out of sheer faggotry.


Nah, Sean seems pretty straight. Fear of girls and all that. If he was gay he would be shoe shopping with em.


I have a girlfriend. But last night I had a dream where she tried to kill me........With Weed Wackers.
Author
Time
That doesn't mean that you're gay. If you dreamed that she was giving you a One Way Texas Weed Wacker, then yeah, that would be VERY gay. Ever have a dream where she uses a Lil' Hanks on you?

HARMY RULES