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You see, when I make a joke, I hate to rely on people understanding it without any devices. I refuse to have a laugh track, and the drummer thing is kinda dated now. Maybe I should have a catch frase when I deliver a joke, so it would be more understandable. Or do like George Burns did and smoke a cigar after the punchline. Or maybe I should stick with the easily-understandable sitcom-like toilet humor...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
in the peoples choice she lost by 2 votes.


You have got to be shitting me! TWO VOTES! Man, I should have logged on a third computer. I feel like I let her down. But I did give her ten votes.
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
There's this thing, been around for a couple hundred years...

It's called immigration...

But there's this other thing in Canada; it's called multiculturalism. Don't get me started.

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Miss Canada, eh? But... she's called Sukhdeep Atwal? You sure it's not "Miss Bombay"?


yuo are lucky that ill never meet you in person.
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Originally posted by: Bossk
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
in the peoples choice she lost by 2 votes.


You have got to be shitting me! TWO VOTES! Man, I should have logged on a third computer. I feel like I let her down. But I did give her ten votes.


dont worry bossk you did good.