Best Friends--the story of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Brittany Spears, and how their friendship led to great success in their personal lives.
On a Leash: Why Women Belong in the Kitchen
My Pet Louse
J.R.R. Tolkein's The Silmarillion, directed by Peter Jackson of course, and made into five parts, 6 hours a piece. We all excitedly anticipate the extended edition.
The Pelican Briefs and the Flamingo Boxers
DC's Arm Fall Off Boy -- Let's get this one in before the end of the height of the comic book genre.
I love this thread!
Battleship: the Movie...with aliens!
Oh, wait...
Baby Ozzy--Next release in the Baby Einstein franchise
Grey Areas--A show featuring a large pink elephant targeting 3-5 year-olds. The show explores the various facets of extremely complex moral and political issues.
Presidents Day--A patriotic film about aliens invading the earth with city-destroying weapons, finally defeated by a Windows-based computer virus uploaded into their mainframe. The virus was programmed by Bill Murray, a Pittsburg weatherman, and he has to live Presidents Day over and over and over again until he gets it right, defeats the aliens, and wins Andy McDowell's heart.
Weekend Home Alone at Bernie's
Kevin is left behind, again, when the McCallister family wraps up an enjoyable Caribbean vacation. Harry and Marv are on the run from the law, of course, and find themselves on the same island as Kevin. While they hatch their plans for revenge, the corpse of Bernie Lomax finds its way into Kevin's life. Kevin does his trademark scream when he realizes it's a dead guy. But then puts Bernie to use, having him dance around the living room when Harry and Marv show up, tumbling down the stairs, spinning around slapping the bandits, etc. At some point Harry and Marv believe they have killed Bernie and are distraught about how to handle the situation, since despite all their talk, they've never committed so serious a crime as murder. While they fight about what to do, Bernie dances his way to his feet. The bandits go wide-eyed and flee. [Feel free to finish the story!]
P.S. ender, my significant other has found your ideas very funny.
P.P.S. maybe this thread's title should be 'movies that absolutely should be made'
The blue elephant in the room.
Superman and Batman (1969)
Adam West's Batman and Burt Ward's Robin team up with the Man of Steel himself, Superman, to stop the evil Joker and Lex luthor from poisoning the world's supply of Bread!!
Leonard Nimoy would play Superman, with William Campbell as Lex Luthor.
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From Newport to Aberdeen: Mr. Methane on Tour [actually there may already be such a movie]
A Convenient Lie--Bill Clinton, not to be outdone by his former VP, takes advantage of an established movie title in order to tell the story of his life.
Mala'ikah and Jinnkind--The sequel to The Kamal ud-Din Behzad Code (though the book was prequel to the latter) where a symbologist travels throughout Tehran in order to rescue several prominent imams who potentially could succeed the recently deceased Supreme Leader. It appears to be the work of a subversive Zionist group, but in the end it turns out to be the craftiness of President Ahmadinijad. This movie is really expected to be a big hit among liberal commentators and Shi'ites, much as the Code really did well among Muslim audiences in general.
PS mrebo, your significant other must have a fantastic sense of humor ;) I'm glad my titles are appreciated. This is a fun thread!
A Monkees Movie. Ha-ha, how ridiculous would that be? It wouldn't suprise me, they were always stealing other bands ideas...
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/week-in-rock-history-the-monkees-head-movie-bombs-20111107
Oh.
After You Sow--an exciting 12 part nature documentary where you are able to watch grass grow at its natural pace.
The Simpson's Movie 2--A story about the mad Professor Frink, his mother, her boyfriend (a new character named Ender), and the horrific discovery of Professor Frink's even madder long lost brother.
David Bowie's Hair Health Tips
The Human Pez Dispenser - a documentary on Michelle Duggar.
Since they're like poetry, what with the rhyming and all, I find that I only need to watch three out of the six films.
No Snakes on a Plane: The Akwat Kbrana Edit
^ALOL!
darth_ender said:
The Simpson's Movie 2--A story about the mad Professor Frink, his mother, her boyfriend (a new character named Ender)
^Wait! Did you get it? You left out the best part of the quote!
Wiping Butts: A Nursing Student's Story (Based on actual events!)
That's what makes me mad.darth_ender said:
^Wait! Did you get it? You left out the best part of the quote!
Ziggy Stardust said:
A Monkees Movie. Ha-ha, how ridiculous would that be? It wouldn't suprise me, they were always stealing other bands ideas...
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/week-in-rock-history-the-monkees-head-movie-bombs-20111107
Oh.
I love the movie "HEAD". The history of that band is a fascinating one.
“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison
TV's Frink said:
That's what makes me mad.darth_ender said:
^Wait! Did you get it? You left out the best part of the quote!
I belatedly see what you did there :)
Gummi Bears: The Movie--the brilliant idea of turning a classic and nostalgic cartoon of yesteryear into a hip, modern, CGI/live-action PG movie (obliged by one swear word) that bears little resemblance to the original show.
Hutts: The Movie--Considering the success of the lovable droids and adorable Ewoks shows, LFL is proud to announce its newest spinoff featuring those jolly creatures whose bellies shake like a bowl full of jelly when they laugh. Coming just in time for the holidays, and a series to follow next September.
Singing Naked and Unashamed: The Sexy Success Story of Sy Snootles
King George the Nth--Having overthrown all governments and taken over the world by suppressing the OT and revising history, George Lucas will kill anyone who defies his propaganda machine and his LFL-sponsored media outlet. But one lone man tries to smuggle secret copies of The Secret History of Star Wars and disperse it to as many people as possible. With the a secret police group of fanatics called The Force chasing after him, led by the mad Ken Krall Lee, will our hero survive to spread the truth and reveal the dark workings of the Lucasian Empire? Will his efforts lead to a popular revolt and the return of truth and justice? Or will the dark side prevail?
The Dan Brown Codex.
Hidden within the pages of a trashy airport yarn, itself ripped off from a pseudo-historical conspiracy tome, is a genuine lost masterpiece novel by murdered author Nadia Doric.
Famed Discordian Hagbard Celine (Harrison Fnord) has just 48 hours to rearrange every individual letter and punctuation mark in the book to recreate the novel or the spirit of Doric will immanetise the eschaton.
Closer Encounters: Roy's Return
After spending years undergoing alien experimentation and modification, Roy returns to earth to carry out the alien's horrific true agenda.
“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison
The Twilight Saga: A Quarter to Noon
The Harry S. Truman Show--A man is convinced he is president of the United States, drops the first atom bombs on a population, institutes a military doctrine of Communist containment, and several other difficult decisions. Little does he realize, he is actually the subject of a television show documenting his life, and every other person in his world is truly an actor.
The Polynomial--A prequel to The Matrix, explaining how it all began.
The Birds and the Bees: How to Sex Educate Your Toddler--an "enlightening" guide and visual aid when educating your children, with age-appropriate terminology such as "winky."
Flatland: In 0D, 1D, 2D, 3D, 4D, 5D, and 6D, with accompanying glasses for each perspective.
Victory!--The story of how superior Europeans came to the New World, subjugated the ignorant indigenous peoples, forcibly brought other inferior peoples to act as slaves, and thus civilized the world.
Goth Cop
Crime is a disease and he listens to The Cure.
FanFiltration said:
Closer Encounters: Roy's Return
After spending years undergoing alien experimentation and modification, Roy returns to earth to carry out the alien's horrific true agenda.
Cracked Magazine actually sort of did that one back in the day. ;)
Where were you in '77?
Bingowings said:
Goth Cop
Crime is a disease and he listens to The Cure.
Noel Fielding and Russell Brand came up with a similar idea, except it was for a tv show & it was called 'The Goth Detectives'
I would so watch those
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