I think Han and Leia's relationship is merely based on them being in this life and death situation. I think they are married but don't really talk to each other. Leia should drink a lot doing political stuff and Han should be off doing his own thing. He's practically a diplomat now and is extremely bored. He's sold the Millenium Falcon. He probably drinks his fair share too. Then Luke comes out of nowhere with a mission.
What's with all the drinking? :P Would a major subplot of the movie be about their struggle to overcome alcoholism?
It's already written.
http://newrepublicroleplay.proboards.com/thread/50/attractive-wars-open?page=1#scrollTo=247
Darth Sidious comes back from the dead and clones Darth Vader so they can fabricate a complicated trade dispute against the new republic. JJ Abrams' only contribution would be lens flares.
I don't know about overcoming alcoholism. I think they will have to fight the cracked Empire while hungover and old though.
Do you think the Empire has managed to stay together or did it fall apart after the Emperor and Vader died?
Humphrey Bogart drank a lot. It's the romantics view of drinking. Functional alcoholics.
JJ abrams will just remake the Empire Strikes back, and add more lens flares.
If you make that tired joke a third time, you should be immediately banned.
TV's Frink said:
If you make that tired joke a third time, you should be immediately banned.
Sorry about that.
What if in the new movies the stormtroopers are part of the Rebel alliance now? Would that work in any sense?
Make up a plot, eh? Heh, heh ... heheheheheheheheh.
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STAR WARS: EPISODE VII -- THE FORCE AWAKENS
Once upon a time there was a galaxy far, far away. Thirty years have passed since Palpatine kicked the bucket, and the galaxy has now become divided equally between the New Republic and the Empire.
All is not wine and roses, however. Deciding now that the stars are right, dark side practitioner Luuv Krapht
decides to use his sorcery to bring the Immortal Gods of the Sith into the familiar plane of reality so that they may drown the galaxy in an orgy of blood.
Due to his inability to dial a ouija board properly, however, instead of summoning forth the Immortal Gods, Krapht summons their lesser cousins -- the Semi-Mortal Demons of the Sith -- instead.
Once in the natural plane, instead of immediately consuming the stars as their cousins would have done, the Semi-Mortal Demons merely possess the bodies of a poodoo-load of people, transforming them into space vampires
which begin preying upon all the peoples of the galaxy, Imperial and New Republican alike.
As the vampire plague spreads, Senator Leia Organa-Solo decides to enlist the aid of her brother Luke Skywalker to repel this threat. As Luke has long since hung up his robes and taken up residence at the Jedi Retirement Home on Tatooine, however, he is no longer willing or able to go back into action.
Instead, he takes Kylo Ren
-- the janitor who cleans the toilets at the Jedi Retirement Home -- and pressures him into doing the job for him. Kylo reluctantly agrees. First, however, Kylo must procure the light-crucifix, an ancient Jedi weapon, if he hopes of repelling the space vampires from the galaxy.
On his way to his mother's house to ask her if he can borrow her starship, Kylo meets up with a young lady riding a popsicle-shaped speeder.
This is Rey, the ice cream woman.
Anyway, Kylo buys a cone of rocky hyperlane from her and he and she continue on their respective ways.
Finally arriving at his mother's, Kylo convinces her to let him borrow her starship. Taking it, Kylo quickly leaves Tatooine in search of the light-crucifix.
Meanwhile, on another desert planet, a stormtrooper named Finn
gets overtaken by the space vampires and killed, proving that even in other galaxies, the black guy always dies first.
Some time passes, and after following a series of detours and dead ends, Kylo finally arrives at his destination: the planet Exxmas,
where it is Christmas all year round.
Landing on the surface, Kylo meets the Wizard of Exxmas,
whose voice is played by Max Von Sydow. The Wizard tells him where to locate the legendary light-crucifix of legend: past a mountain of skulls upon which stands a castle of pain which houses a throne of blood.
Kylo follows the Wizard's directions and eventually comes to a bridge guarded by a troll.
After successfully answering the troll's questions three, Kylo crosses the bridge, whereupon he discovers the shrine containing the chest encasing the light-crucifix. Unveiling the chest, he opens it and withdraws the light-crucifix. With a press of a button, he activates the holy weapon.
To then make an already long story short, Kylo Ren defeats the space vampires, banishes Luuv Krapht to the Outer Darkness, and gets the girl.
And who's this girl, you may ask?
THE END ('til Episode VIII)
DuracellEnergizer said:
...which being praying upon all the peoples of the galaxy, Imperial and New Republican alike....
This brought a funny image to mind until I realized you had also mistyped "begin"...
^ACH DU LIEBER!