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* shimraa jumps in wearing his vondun crab armor and amaphist. With lightning speed he strikes motti's wristed preventing him from shoting. the elbow cutter and knee(thingy) fall, and clatter on the ground. In the same motion he slashes the back of dayvs knee's. With torn tendents he falls to the ground in pain. Shimraa turns to Trooper
"I thought you were on my side."

lol i got you now. he jumps into the shadows and disapears before another word can be said.

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we're not even at your house yet... LOL! you really DO live in a dreamworld!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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this gonna be good.........

*warbler takes a taxi over to Shim's house.*
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WELL SHIMMY, IT WOULD SEEM THAT YOU FELL FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. SINCE THE MANGLER BROS. ARE SO FAMOUS WE CAN'T BE AT EVERY GUEST APPEARANCE. THEREFORE WE HAVE LOOK-ALIKES GO TO THEM FOR US SO THAT WE CAN DO WHAT'S IMPORTANT.

SHIMMY MAKES IT BACK INSIDE HIS HOUSE. THINKING THAT HE HAS JUST HAD HIS FIRST VICTORY OVER THE MANGLER BROS. HE SITS AND LETS OUT A POOR ATTEMPT AT A MANIACLE LAUGH. SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS GO OUT !!! SPARKS FROM RICOCHETING BULLETS FILL THE DARKNESS. THEN ALL THAT HE CAN HEAR IS THE SOUND OF RIPPING. IT'S A FAMILIAR SOUND, BUT HE JUST CAN'T PLACE IT. THEN THE PAIN BEGINS AS LIMB BY LIMB BEGINS TO FALL FROM HIS SPASMING BODY. THE LIGHTS FLICKER ON JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR SHIRMRAA TO SEE THE PSYCHO ONE CUT FLESH FROM WHAT IS LEGT OF HIS NOW LIMP BODY. SOMETHING COLD TOUCHES HIS FOREHEAD. IT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT HE'S FELT ANYTHING OTHER THAN PAIN IN THE LAST FEW MOMENTS. HE ALSO BEGINS TO TASTE METAL IN HIS MOUTH. ANOTHER FLICKER OF THE LIGHTS REVEALS THE KNEECUTTER PRESSED AGAINST HIS HEAD AND THE BARREL OF THE ELBOWBLOWER SHOVED INTO HIS MOUTH. HE REALIZES AN ALL TOO FAMILIAR SITUATION. HE HAS BEEN BEATEN YET AGAIN BE THE MANGLER BROS. AT THIS REVELATION THE SOUNDS OF THE HAMMERS FROM MOTTI'S WEAPONS FOR ONE FRACTURED SECOND ALLOW HIM ONE MORE CHOKED BREATH OF LIFE BEFORE THE STEEL SHATTERS HIS SKULL INTO PIECES TOO NUMEROUS TO EVEN FATHOM COUNTING.

ANOTHER DAYS WORK FOR THE MANGLER BROS. FINISHED.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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Dead Shimmy Puzzle, anyone?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Sorry; I was working on your alibis.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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LOL!

couldn't you have left the lights on the whole time? I wanted to see the action!

but a good kill none the less.

*Warbler claps his hands*
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I feel much, much better. Thank you profusely, and if my services are ever in need -- if you ever need an extra hand -- I'll be there. I just wish I could have seen it w/o everything so backward!

& as to being on your side Shim, once you possess your allies, they kinda feel a little rift in the alliance. Know what I mean?
I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

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the only flaw in your plan is that i not longer live in a house. i moved out about a month ago.

the person you thought you killed was really just a clone which i used to set up a trap. i engineered the clones so that his blood contained pathogen which went into your pores when the blood splattered on your skin. both of you are now infected with hepitius b and the herpies B virus lol. also there was a modefied version of smallpox virus in there which doesnt kill but cuses very ichy bumps to form all over your skin. lol enjoy.
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Originally posted by: StarTrooper3000
I feel much, much better. Thank you profusely, and if my services are ever in need -- if you ever need an extra hand -- I'll be there. I just wish I could have seen it w/o everything so backward!

& as to being on your side Shim, once you possess your allies, they kinda feel a little rift in the alliance. Know what I mean?


we firstly i didnt possess you, and secondly you were possessed after you had helped them. therefore the rift had occured b4 hand
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it is a good thing no blood got splattered on me.

*warbler puts on a protective bio-hazard suit to prevent being infected*
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
Originally posted by: StarTrooper3000
I feel much, much better. Thank you profusely, and if my services are ever in need -- if you ever need an extra hand -- I'll be there. I just wish I could have seen it w/o everything so backward!

& as to being on your side Shim, once you possess your allies, they kinda feel a little rift in the alliance. Know what I mean?


we firstly i didnt possess you, and secondly you were possessed after you had helped them. therefore the rift had occured b4 hand


For a time, while I was possessed, your posts made sense, but I can't understand this one... How come Dictionary.com doesn't have one of those English to Shimraa-ese & Shimraa-ese to English translator? J/W
I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

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Originally posted by: Shimraa
the only flaw in your plan is that i not longer live in a house. i moved out about a month ago.

the person you thought you killed was really just a clone which i used to set up a trap. i engineered the clones so that his blood contained pathogen which went into your pores when the blood splattered on your skin. both of you are now infected with hepitius b and the herpies B virus lol. also there was a modefied version of smallpox virus in there which doesnt kill but cuses very ichy bumps to form all over your skin. lol enjoy.


DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT WE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN WEARING PROTECTIVE SUITS ???

BTW, BANG !!!


ALL TOO EASY.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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you forget i am still wearing my armor.

b4 he can take another shot dayv gets his hand cut off . shimraa then disappears in all the confusion.
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I think it's the fumes from the meth lab in his basement.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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i no longer have a basement i told you i moved.
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you no longer have anything shimmy... youre on the run... ON THE RUN FROM THE FURY AND ANGER OF THE MANGLER BROTHERS!
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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I was thinking we could try something new just for fun and recreation... the MANGLER ANGLERS. We go hunting for our prey using deep sea fishing gear... industrial strength line with big barbed hooks to reel in our prey. Sound like fun anyone?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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Screw the industrial strength line; let's go the Quint route and use piano wire.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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And to lure in Shimmy, we'll simply attach an NJO novel to the end of the hook. He's sure to bite.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
Webmaster/Primary Cynic
kapgar.typepad.com
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