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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 13-Dec-2004 9:45 AM
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They also hunt in the fall; make your point.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: motti_soL
Time: 16-Dec-2004 2:34 AM
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and for the Mangler Bros. there is no hunting season, so beware!

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: Bossk
Time: 16-Dec-2004 10:08 AM
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No no no. Reword that.

"For the Manglers, EVERY season is hunting season."

The other could be misinterpreted to mean that you never hunt. Make it a bit more menacing.

Hey, I'm the Manglers' marketing director. This is what I'm here for.

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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 16-Dec-2004 2:08 PM
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And I'm the Manglers' legal counsel. Choose your words carefully. Good examples would include Bossk's and:

Hunting has seasons? I thought it was year round!
The hunt is on, regardless of season.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Warbler
Time: 16-Dec-2004 8:39 PM
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ok, again I ask what are we going to hunt?

Author: Shimraa
Time: 17-Dec-2004 4:59 AM
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the mangler bros are pussies.

hhahah
*shimraa disappears in a flash of smoke.

Author: motti_soL
Time: 17-Dec-2004 5:37 AM
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noted.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: Bossk
Time: 17-Dec-2004 9:21 AM
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Originally posted by: Warbler
ok, again I ask what are we going to hunt?

Gotta wait for a paying job. But in some cases, like Shimraa, we work pro bono.

Road trip, guys.

Lock and load.

Target: Shimraa.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 17-Dec-2004 4:10 PM
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
the mangler bros are pussies.

hhahah
*shimraa disappears in a flash of smoke.

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT POSTED

THEN IT IS TRUE... YOU ARE WHAT YOU &@+.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 17-Dec-2004 4:14 PM
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Nice one, DAYV.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 17-Dec-2004 4:15 PM
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THANK YOU, GUNDARK. NOW I JUST HAVE TO WONDER WHAT SHIMRAA IS...LOL

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Shimraa
Time: 17-Dec-2004 4:25 PM
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i am a ghost ahahahaha dayv's a %&$#'er

*dissappears again.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 17-Dec-2004 4:27 PM
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WE'LL JUST CALL IN TANGINA TO TAKE CARE OF SHIMMY'S SPECTRE.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Bossk
Time: 17-Dec-2004 4:32 PM
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I prefer Fathers Merrin and Karras.

The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 17-Dec-2004 4:33 PM
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BOSSK, DID YOU READ MY ADULT CONTENT POST ???

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Bossk
Time: 17-Dec-2004 4:34 PM
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Yeah, I did. Was avoiding comment. I know anything I say would trap me for some reason.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 17-Dec-2004 4:36 PM
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Originally posted by: Bossk
Yeah, I did. Was avoiding comment. I know anything I say would trap me for some reason.

LMAO !!!

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Warbler
Time: 19-Dec-2004 1:40 PM
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ahhhhhhhhhh!

a target!

*Warbler loads all of his weapons and sets off the in Warbmobil(tm) in search of Shim.*

Author: Nile
Time: 20-Dec-2004 5:26 PM
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Author: motti_soL
Time: 21-Dec-2004 4:19 PM
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*holds back bossk and dayv charging out of the Mangler Mansion guns blazing and points at warbler.

look at the newbie! awesome. lets see if he can handle it...

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: Warbler
Time: 21-Dec-2004 8:52 PM
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I will do my best

*Warbler picks up Shim on his radar. Warbler tracks Shim back to his "secret" hideout. Warbler parks about a block away so as to not alert Shim. Warbler uses stealth and a lock pick to sneak into Shim's hideout. Warbler discovers that Shim is not a ghost at all. Shim was merely using a machine to broadcast his ghostly image into Mangler Bros HQ. Shim , still unware that Warbler is there, prepares to make another broadcast. Warbler stays in hiding and discovers another suprise. Another person walks into the room....it is Nile! They were working together! Just then, Shim hears a quiet muffled "Bang". He finally notices Warbler, with the WarbSP(tm) with silence attached and the gun is smoking...Shim's vision suddenly gets bury...he realizes to late that he has been shot in the back of the head....and....all goes dark. Warbler then overpowers a screaming Nile and cuffs and gags her. He considers destroying the machine but realizes that Dayv and Motti may want to inspect it. Finally Warbler takes Nile to the Warbmobil(tm) and drives her to Mangler Bro HQ, so that Motti and Dayv themselves can decide her fate...*

Author: Nile
Time: 22-Dec-2004 6:23 PM
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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 22-Dec-2004 7:02 PM
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Nile is speechless... imagine that.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Warbler
Time: 22-Dec-2004 7:13 PM
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Author: motti_soL
Time: 23-Dec-2004 7:43 AM
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you bring... HER... HERE?!?!?

she is not to set foot on holy soil (Mangler HQ)... let her loose, she poses no threat.

excellent work on the shimjob... ecxellent...

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)