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That was relatively clever. Or maybe it's just the lack of sleep talking. But for right now I'll laugh... all the way to Dreamland. Goodnight, all!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
That was relatively clever. Or maybe it's just the lack of sleep talking. But for right now I'll laugh... all the way to Dreamland. Goodnight, all!


Goodnight Gaff... and good luck.
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I've clear up all managerial staff issues in an official statement in the FrobozzCo thread.
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I concede. However, I now declare myself the official (female) ASS manager of FrobozzCo.
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Phsss...whatever!

Me and Dayv are like this *holds up crossed fingers*

I'm the index *puts down index finger*, and the rest is for Dayv.

Just messin with ya', D


HEY, I DON'T MIND BEING THE MIDDLE FINGER. IT ALLOWS ME TO FLIP OFF THE WHOLE WORLD.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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All Mangler Bros. employees are invited to my sexy party in recognition of my 500th post. Free beer and hot wings.

It's a celebration, bitches!

http://twoday.net/static/peneun/images/rick-james.jpg

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Originally posted by: ricardo

http://twoday.net/static/peneun/images/rick-james.jpg


Don't be giving Stinky-Dinkins any ideas!
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well, since i stole the pic from someone who stole it from the show who's poking fun towards a funk music icon, it's all right. I'll still be happy. Like i said, it's a celebration, bitches!

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Originally posted by: ricardo
well, since i stole the pic from someone who stole it from the show who's poking fun towards a funk music icon, it's all right. I'll still be happy. Like i said, it's a celebration, bitches!


That's right! After all, it's Rick James, bitch!
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wow... that joke was pretty used, awk. not even used car used. more like used condom.

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Originally posted by: ricardo
All Mangler Bros. employees are invited to my sexy party in recognition of my 500th post. Free beer and hot wings.

It's a celebration, bitches!

http://twoday.net/static/peneun/images/rick-james.jpg


PARTY ON, MANGLER DUDES !!!

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

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Originally posted by: ricardo
wow... that joke was pretty used, awk. not even used car used. more like used condom.


Sorry, I couldn't resist. I had never used it before, so I thought it would be cool.
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Yeah, that joke is totally old. Granted, occasionally it works well, but now it needs altering just to be funny. Example: We were doing a scene on Friday night (improv theatre), and asked for a moment in history to replay. We were given the Guttenburg Bible. So, we started the scene as Guttenburg and King James, and the commisioning of said bible. We started arguing about something (doesn't matter what), and then Phil slaps me and exclaims, "I'm King James, Bitch!"
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Yeah, that joke is totally old. Granted, occasionally it works well, but now it needs altering just to be funny. Example: We were doing a scene on Friday night (improv theatre), and asked for a moment in history to replay. We were given the Guttenburg Bible. So, we started the scene as Guttenburg and King James, and the commisioning of said bible. We started arguing about something (doesn't matter what), and then Phil slaps me and exclaims, "I'm King James, Bitch!"


Now that's some funny shit! Got it on video?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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I only wish. Funniest scene of the night. I didn't even mind getting slapped for that gag.
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for a laugh like that, i would've! but then you would've had to sit through the oohs and uncomfortable silence.

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Originally posted by: sybeman
Yeah, that joke is totally old. Granted, occasionally it works well, but now it needs altering just to be funny. Example: We were doing a scene on Friday night (improv theatre), and asked for a moment in history to replay. We were given the Guttenburg Bible. So, we started the scene as Guttenburg and King James, and the commisioning of said bible. We started arguing about something (doesn't matter what), and then Phil slaps me and exclaims, "I'm King James, Bitch!"


ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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JIMMY, IT'S BEEN TWO YEARS NOW, AND YOU'RE STILL MISSED AS MUCH NOW AS YOU WERE THEN. THE WORLD IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU. JUDY IS IN GOOD HANDS. IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR YOU I WOULDN'T HAVE MY BEST FRIEND.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Did I miss something?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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It's an anniversary, Bossk. I seem to remember DAYV talking about one of his friends who had died in the forums around this time of year. Am I right, DAYV?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Was the person a forum member or a friend in real life?