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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Originally posted by: Warbler
S___!!!!!!!!!!! Dayv's right.


That's because he's always one step ahead of everyone else.


Why do you want to be my ASSistant when you're already kissing ass over here?
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Now why else would I want to be your assistant? How else would I be able to spy on FrobozzCo?

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Phsss...whatever!

Me and Dayv are like this *holds up crossed fingers*

I'm the index *puts down index finger*, and the rest is for Dayv.

Just messin with ya', D
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In the business world, my friend, you can never be too sure of your friends.
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Don't ever assume I am your friend, even in a condescending tone.
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Oh, Adam. You troll so well. So very well. You bring out the worst in all of us. Where would we be without you?




























Wherever it is, we'd be better off!
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Then again, in business, it is best not to make too many enemies.
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No worries there. I've got you....and that's about it.
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There may be hope for you after all!

I can see it now: sybemnam - the lone ranger of the business world - one who could rival Al Capone
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If I didn't think you were such a creep, and seemingly getting worse with each post, I'd accept your compliment with a little more gratitude. Soz
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Again. Creepier with each post. I am in awe of your trolling skill. So much power, there is, in having people hate you.
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I don't think I made myself clear. I take it as a compliment that you say that, if it weren't for my alleged creepyness, you would commend me for my comment.
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Fair enough. But I'm also commending you on your skills as a troll. Sometimes, you really get me riled up, which, I'm sure, is exactly what you want to do. Make me hate you.

Back on topic, business as usual.
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Fair enough. But I'm also commending you on your skills as a troll. Sometimes, you really get me riled up, which, I'm sure, is exactly what you want to do. Make me hate you.


Nope.

Back on topic now. So... how about that assistant manager job for me we were discussing, sybeman?
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There was no discussion. You "declared" yourself assistant manager, and I declared you ASS. I think that sums it up there.
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Well, it's settled then. I'm the assistant manager.
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Yes and no.

Settled, yes. Assistant manager, no.

ASS, yes.
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An ass isn't always an assistant manager, but an assistant manager is always an ass. I love wordplay.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: sybeman
Yes and no.

Settled, yes. Assistant manager, no.

ASS, yes.


Reverse those two positions, and you shall be correct.
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Pray, do not seek to tell me what is and is not correct.

But, to humour you, I'll change the two.

Assistant manager, no. Settled, yes.
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Wrong. The correct order is:

Assistant manager, without a doubt

ASS, No way.
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Again, you can't tell me I'm wrong. I run the company. I choose what's best for my company. You're not it.

And by Gaff's logic, you can't have it both ways. Since every assistant manager is an ASS, you can't be assistant manager without also being an ASS!
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I tell you what, I'll make a compromise. I shall be the Specific Manager of FrobozzCo.