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MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE — Page 10
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all others are contractors...
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Well, I am pleased to be a contractor. And stand ready to serve.
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GO JETS!!!!
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GO JETS!!!!
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide
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Tell me, will I be issued weaponry, Or should make/buy/obtain my own?
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide
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This will require some careful planning........
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.
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--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.
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Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I BELIEVE WE SHALL SEE WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF SOON.
I BELIEVE WE SHALL SEE WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF SOON.
Good.
Now is the proper time to inform you that I have been preparing for this moment for a long time. I have been training in the martial arts, practicing marksmanship and other assassin skills. I have been lifting weighs and exercising. I have saved money for supplies . Which I will spend now...
*Warbler buys custom made HI-Power Standard Browning Semi-Automatic Handgun. *
This gun has been specially made so that it takes multiple caliber bullets and has a silencer and quick-draw holster . I have painted it Midnight green in honor of my favorite football team.
This will now be know as the Warbler Special(tm) or for short Warb-SP(tm)
*While at gun store warbler also buys mp5 full-auto w/ grenade launcher(saw this in halflife and liked it), an M-16 and a sniper rifle and of course all the ammo to go with them*
I have also acquired ( from black market) a switch-blade knife
I have put together a utility belt with various kinds of equipment (climbing equipment, sleeping gas pellets, cell phone, lockpicks, hand cuffs, tools etc.)
I also put together protective bullet proof body armor, colored midnight green ( covers whole body with visor to see out of) this will be known as the Warb-Suit(tm)
Finally, I bought a 2003 Ford Taurus and altered it. I added specially made V-20 engine(I like speed and power), Bullet proof armor plaiting (painted midnight green), black leather upholstery, four gun turrets (2 in front and 2 in back), missile launcher, flame thrower, turbo boost, onboard targeting computer, infrared scanner, tracking devices, police radio, communications computer (to always stay in contact with in Mangler Bro HQ), ejector seats and all sorts of other fancy devices
this vehicle will be known as the Warb-Mobil(tm)
All of this of course, must be approved by Motti and Davy and their legal department.
What do you think? Am I missing anything? Shall I rent an office near Mangler Bro HQ or can I work out of HQ itself?
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BTW, a simple blaster rifle & Falchion combo w/ a pocket knife would do for me.
GO JETS!!!!
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GO JETS!!!!
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don't worry I'll still use my head
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the Mangler Bros. are all about mangling, not exterminating... but if thats your style... go with it.
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)