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Bingowings said:

I love the bad 80's Flash Gordon with the guys from Doctor Who, Jason King, Fiddler On The Roof, Rocky Horror and Judge Dredd in it.

What about James Bond as Prince Baron,lol.  Classic.

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TheBoost said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

 

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You know, I understand the pun you're making, but I for one find public murder uncomfortable.

Seconded.

 

|{   <---- unamused cylon.

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skyjedi2005 said:

Bingowings said:

I love the bad 80's Flash Gordon with the guys from Doctor Who, Jason King, Fiddler On The Roof, Rocky Horror and Judge Dredd in it.

What about James Bond as Prince Baron,lol.  Classic.

He was one of the Doctor Who guys (as was Brian Blessed, come to think of it Peter Wyngarde was in Doctor Who too so you could strike Jason King groovy as it is off the list).

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Bingowings said:

as was Brian Blessed, ...

He was in 'I, Claudius' WITHOUT HIS BEARD

 

OMG

O_o

LOL

ROFL

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IS THERE ANYBODY HERE WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER !!!!!!!!!!!!??

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Bingowings said:

IS THERE ANYBODY HERE WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER !!!!!!!!!!!!??

Tee Hee hee...

yeah...

 

I thought he said 'wife' though.

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Bingowings said:


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Look out, it's Satan!

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Is there a way to easily see the original version of Eraserhead?

And how did no one say it? FLASH! AHHHHAHHHH!

They should have advertised Flash Gordon this way: "From the director of Get Carter!"

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You know, fun as that pastiche is I would really like to see someone try a feature length Jedi edit which put some Lynchian ideas in.

Having Palpatine mess with Luke's mind like that (if done with a little less obvious humour) could make him much more frightening.

Just imagine how sleazy Jabba's Palace would have been with Lynch in charge.

I can't imagine even him coming up with something a sexually worrying as the Sarlacc though.

Flesh eating Teddy Bears and vagina dentata?

I think the only reason Lynch said no to the gig was because he met George.

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Bingowings said:


Just imagine how sleazy Jabba's Palace would have been with Lynch in charge.


Orgies with Jabba's slave girls and henchmen ... Leia getting molested by Jabba ...

Ay caramba!

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You know, here's an idea: if George really wanted somebody to direct ROTJ why not Ridley Scott? He loved Star Wars.

Now that would have been interesting.

Will watch Lost Highway soon.

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Lost Highway. What the hell?!?! One of the few films I've actually given up on. I only lasted about 30 minutes. (The LD rot didn't help any.)

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Lost Highway.

Now there was a scary film moment.

I popped that charming little picture on when I was alone in the small hours of the morning in a darkened room.

The bit where the Mystery Man gets Bill Pullman to ring his home telling him that he was there came up.

Just as he dialed, my phone rang.

It was a wrong number.

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^The scenes with Pullman and the weird camera guy were the only interesting ones, IMO.

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The bit with Palpatine hiding behind the diner bins was creepy as hell too.