Lucas Announces Plans for Prequel Special Editions

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 31-Jul-2006 5:19 PM
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Weird. I wonder why they changed it... or at the very least, why they had Qui-Gon go into Tatooine and have Obi-Wan stay on the ship and do nothing the whole time. Wouldn't it have least made more sense if Qui-Gon had been, "Hey, apprentice. I'm gonna stay on the air-conditioned ship and protect the people. You go out into the barren wilderness and try to fix our ship, okay?"

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Number20
Time: 31-Jul-2006 5:36 PM
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This is pretty funny.