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http://lightningdrink.com/

I don't know how many energy drink drinkers we have here but has anyone else tried Steven Seagal's new drink? OMG, there isn't a word in the english language to describe how awful this drink is. Personally, I think they took urine and filtered it through twigs and berries to make it. Both types are disgusting, the cherry being the worst of the two. The taste takes forever to leave your mouth and may God have mercy on you if you should happen to burp.

Stay away!
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Are you serious? Is this a real product? Why Steven Seagal? Why does it have a badly written "ki" kanji on it? I mean, an energy drink with the star of "Above the Law" on it? Is it by the same makers of "Gay Fuel"?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Yep, dead serious. Wal-Mart has them. They taste so bad that it has became a gag at work to see how many people we can talk into buying these things just so we can laugh when we see their expression after tasting it.
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My friend studied Aikido in Japan at the same Dojo as Seagal. All the Sensai at the dojo hate Seagal and you're not allowed to talk about him.

War does not make one great.

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That's funny!

If I had to choose between drinking a full can of this drink or watching one of his movies, I would choose the movie. Yes, it's that bad.
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I won't say your wrong, but for comparison, what types of energy drinks do you think taste good. I'm a fan of Monster, Amp, No Fear and Full Throttle only. The new Superman tastes like shitty water, Red Jack and Sobe Adrenaline suck IMO. If you have similar tastes, then I
ll take your word on it.

....but i'll still try it. Because seriously.....it's Steven Seagal.....I mean.....can anyone say GOD!!!!!



















jk

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Seagal and God do not go together in my book. Especially after what my Japanese friend told me. He sounds like a dick. Apparently he got very big for his boots after becoming the first westerner to open his own dojo so the sensai challenged him to a fight and he was too chicken.

Plus he makes crap films.

War does not make one great.