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Wait a second, what's that smell? Can't you feel it? That strong smell coming from the above post? Hmn, yes, I've smelled this before, what is it? Is it gas? No, that's not it... Oil? No... Some sort of alcohol, nope... Oh, it's DEAD THREAD smell!
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lol!!
ya im guessing dead thread..
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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Yes... let's talk about blow jobs on a Star Wars forum.

Maybe that'll help out social lives.

Well done. I will disengage self-destruct initiative.

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Aww Jesus Christ, I didn't have to know that.

You know, this just hit me: Luke Skywalker gets to be a virgin until he's about 30, right? And Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gonn, and Yoda, and Mace Windu, technically, they all are forbiden to have sex... And Yoda seemed to have too many young students around him...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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At least I wasn't the first to think it...


DEAD THREAD... YOU ALL KNOW THE REST
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Aww Jesus Christ, I didn't have to know that.

You know, this just hit me: Luke Skywalker gets to be a virgin until he's about 30, right? And Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gonn, and Yoda, and Mace Windu, technically, they all are forbiden to have sex... And Yoda seemed to have too many young students around him...


You haven't happened to see Chappelle's Show, have you, Ric? Chappelle does a whole sketch about the Jedi Master sex abuse scandal. It's set up like an in-depth news report, with an interview with Darth Vader about the abuse he suffered (his face is darkened for anonymity). Best line in the sketch is delivered by Yoda when he and Qui-Gon are caught on tape doing crack and talking about the padawans: 'Good blow, this is.' Just by watching it, you could tell that Dave Chappelle is a Star Wars fan.

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LOL...

Sorry but I have no idea who Chapelle is.
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Dave Chappelle is a black American comedian who has a show on Comedy Central that has gained a massive audience here in the US, mainly because he's irreverent and will push the racial envelope as far as he can. Most people here know him for the line, 'I'm Rick James, bitch!,' which was only developed in an episode this past winter. This sketch is from the first season, which I have on DVD, and if I could put it up for people to see, I would, because it's absolutetly hysterical how Chappelle takes the whole Catholic priest sex abuse scandal and turns it into a Jedi scandal.
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You may also know Chappelle from his role as Conspiracy Brother in Undercover Brother.
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Or from Half-Baked, about three roommates that sell stolen pot to post bail for their other roommate, who got thrown in jail. I still haven't seen it, but after Chappelle's Show, I want to.
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Dave Chapelle was also in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

He played Achoo, Robin Hood's sidekick and future Sheriff of Rottingham ("And why not. It worked in Blazing Saddles.")
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I didn't realize Chappelle had been acting that long.
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yeah as soon as i seen him i thought of him as achoo
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I remembered him in Men In Tights, but I didn't realize who he was until his show started.
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Hehehehe ... I somehow knew this thread wasn't going to be Sex related ... on a Star Wars forum ... full of SW Nerds (like me )

Anyway ... I seem to remember a MP3 file floating on the internet with Vader saying: "Play with my lightsaber. Rotate my planets"

Yoda was in it too ... anyone know ?

I'll go google ... perhaps I'll find it.
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Originally posted by: snooy47
Hehehehe ... I somehow knew this thread wasn't going to be Sex related ... on a Star Wars forum ... full of SW Nerds (like me )

Anyway ... I seem to remember a MP3 file floating on the internet with Vader saying: "Play with my lightsaber. Rotate my planets"

Yoda was in it too ... anyone know ?

I'll go google ... perhaps I'll find it.



Well, it did start out sex-related, but some of us changed its course, probably for the better, too...I don't know, a thread about blow jobs isn't exactly what I like to read when I check out the forums.
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Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok....WTF IS THIS THREAD DOING HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I remember a thread about flaky crap on this guy's penis, that was bad, but damn man, WTF??????
I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

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Originally posted by: snooy47
Hehehehe ... I somehow knew this thread wasn't going to be Sex related ... on a Star Wars forum ... full of SW Nerds (like me )

Anyway ... I seem to remember a MP3 file floating on the internet with Vader saying: "Play with my lightsaber. Rotate my planets"

Yoda was in it too ... anyone know ?

I'll go google ... perhaps I'll find it.


lol